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Famous people comment on GS chickens
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
HANS BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Beta cleverly disguised as the Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
RALPH NADER: The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
RUSH LIMBAUGH: I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX: It was an historical inevitability.
VOLTAIRE: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
CAPTAIN KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
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June 15, 2003, 22:18
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JOHNNY ROTTEN OF THE SEX PISTOLS: How did the chicken cross the road? Stapled to the punk rocker.
HAMLET: Alas, poor rooster, I knew him well....
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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.
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June 15, 2003, 22:21
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Re: Famous people comment on GS chickens
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Originally posted by Theseus
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MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Beta cleverly disguised as the Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
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Dammm.... foiled again...
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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.
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June 15, 2003, 22:23
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June 15, 2003, 22:32
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Especially when they are 30 feet tall and breathing fire... 
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June 15, 2003, 23:13
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Napoleon: "They're Delicious!"
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June 15, 2003, 23:19
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Chicken: "Mmmmm, tastes like Voxians..........."
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June 15, 2003, 23:38
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"I like my Chicken Bar-B-Qued" - E_T
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June 16, 2003, 00:00
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BILL CLINTON: I did not have sexual relations with that chicken!
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June 16, 2003, 00:06
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CLINTON : I did not cross the road with that chicken.
BLAIR : * looks at poll result * We must...find...a way...in the interest of the British....community....for the chicken....to cross....the...road with..as little damage...as possible.
ELVIS : I hope you brought some friends along the road, 'cause I hungry, thank you very much.
KOFI ANNAN : I hope that we as an international community can find a way to let the chicken cross the road safely.
ARMSTRONG : One small step for a chicken, one giant leap for chickenhood.
GINSBERG : crossed chicken road, endless thoughts, shoes, in vain, the other side, the other side
Celine : The chicken has crossed the road on a journey to the end of the night.
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June 16, 2003, 00:29
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RALPH NADER: "Save the chickens! Eat a banana!"
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June 16, 2003, 00:39
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Homer Simpson: Mmmmm... Chicken...
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June 16, 2003, 00:45
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ARRIAN: Chicken want TANK.
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The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.
Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.
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June 16, 2003, 01:31
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Theseus: Chicken Spirit !! 
Ming: the Chicken is TOAST!
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June 16, 2003, 01:34
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WORF: Klingon chicken do not cross roads!
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June 16, 2003, 03:11
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Isaac Newton:
For every chicken crossing the road, there an equal chicken crossing the road in the opposite direction.
Al Capone:
The chicken can cross the street much easier with a kind word and a gun than it can with a kind word alone
Rene Descartes
The chicken is crossing the road, therefore it is.
Sherlock Holmes
The chicken is not here, therefor it must have crossed the road. As improbable as it seems, this must be the truth.
Joan Baez
"How many roads must a chicken walk down
Before they call him a hawk
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The answer, my friend, is blowing in the storm,
The answer is blowing in the storm"
and finally, in the forthcoming "History of chickens" movie:
Mel Brooks, acting as the Stormchicken: "It is good to be the chicken!"
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June 16, 2003, 04:30
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June 16, 2003, 08:25
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Marilyn Monroe
Come on over to my side of the road, you big chicken, and I'll show you a good time.
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June 16, 2003, 08:40
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Another Monroe: Happy Birth-day, Mr. Chicken... Happy Birth-day, Mr. Chicken... ooh, my dress!
JFK: "Ask not what your chicken can do for you, ask what you can do for your chicken!"
And lastly, Jerry Seinfeld: "Why - do chicken - ride the bus? Who are these chicken??"
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June 16, 2003, 09:39
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ALL I NEED TO KNOW IN LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE CHICKENS
Chickens come in all shapes and sizes.
There are many ways of crossing the road.
We must all eventually cross that road.
Watch out for transport trucks on the road.
And, deep down, Voxians really are OK people.
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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.
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June 16, 2003, 10:42
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The Chicken: "What! **** off!"
He seemed to say.
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June 16, 2003, 10:45
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"Have I left the gas on? .... No, I'm a ****ing chicken!"
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June 16, 2003, 10:48
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- Well we're out of Cake! We only had 3 bits and we didn't expect such a rush!
- So my choice is "... or Death?" ..... well I'll have the chicken then please.
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June 16, 2003, 11:19
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Izzards!!
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June 16, 2003, 11:21
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Gizzards, actually, wouldn't you think?
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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June 16, 2003, 11:23
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"Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
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June 16, 2003, 16:58
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By the way, Theseus, you first post rocks. I forgot to mention that it actually enduced laughter out loud @ work.
I particularly like Dubya, Powell, Nader, Falwell, Freud, Einstein, and Sanders.
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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June 16, 2003, 17:16
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einstein one is just simply AWESOME
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June 16, 2003, 17:47
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Father Jack Hackett: FECKIN' FEATHERED EEEJITTSS!
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June 16, 2003, 18:22
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Re: Famous people comment on GS chickens
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MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
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Not only do we not have a chicken, we have no roads that a chicken would want to cross. Roads, what roads? We don't have any american roads. We invented roads and chickens, but we no longer have either of them. We gave them away to the americans after they threatened us.
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