Stupidiocy RESULTS

Jaguar · June 19, 2003, 20:19

Congrats Alva and obiwan! Honorable mention to Stefu who was only one point behind.

Your name will be followed by 8 numbers. The first seven our your question scores, the last one is your total.

Code:

Alva	14	9	2	4	14	3	21	67
obiwan		14	10	2	1	14	5	21	67
Stefu		14	10	3	1	14	3	21	66
Kassiopeia	14	10	1	3	14	1	21	64
Agathon		14	1	1	5	14	5	21	61
Imran		5	9	2	4	14	5	21	60
Gangerolf	14	10	3	3	5	3	21	59
St Leo		14	3	9	3	2	4	21	56
Monk		5	10	9	1	5	5	21	56
Ixnay		5	3	9	3	5	5	21	51
mrmitchell	1	9	2	1	14	3	21	51
Frustratedpoet	1	10	1	1	14	1	21	49
JohnT		7	3	1	1	14	2	21	49
Big Crunch	14	9	3	3	14	3	2	48
End Is Forever	5	9	9	5	14	5	1	48
Boddingtons	7	10	1	2	1	5	21	47
Paul Hanson	14	9	3	1	14	5	1	47
Skanky		7	10	9	3	14	1	1	45
Frankychan	14	2	1	3	1	3	21	45
Tuberski	5	9	1	4	3	2	21	45
GePap		14	3	1	1	1	2	21	43
MRT144		1	1	9	5	3	1	21	41
SpencerH	5	3	1	1	5	3	21	39
Spiffor		5	1	1	3	3	5	21	39
Pekka		14	10	3	3	3	4	1	38
Buck		5	3	1	1	3	1	21	35
Garth Vader	7	2	9	1	14	1	1	35
Urban Ranger	7	9	2	4	5	3	1	31
Immortal Wombat	7	10	3	5	3	2	1	31
Q Cubed		5	3	9	3	1	4	1	26
Eli		5	3	9	1	3	4	1	26
Drogue		14	1	1	3	3	1	2	25
CerberusIV	7	9	1	1	1	1	1	21
Vesayen		14	1	1	1	1	1	1	20
Zylka		1	1	1	3	3	5	1	15
ADG		1	1	2	5	2	3	1	15
Edan		1	3	1	1	1	1	1	9
Geeslaka	1	1	1	2	1	1	1	8

Sorry your name is off center alva, I'm not a genius with making tables.

If anyone can fix it, it would be greatly appreciated.

Individual question scores coming soon.

alva · June 19, 2003, 20:31

Oh nnooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you sure

Zero · June 19, 2003, 20:40

you can let obiwan do it

Agathon · June 19, 2003, 20:41

Finally, I move out of the bottom three!!!!!!

MRT144 · June 19, 2003, 20:41

i just finished tabulating overall scores. ill upload as soon as ADG opens up his server

Jaguar · June 19, 2003, 20:42

Favorite Bush Admin:
Powell 14
Bush 7
Rumsfeld 5
Condi 5
Zylka 1
None 1
None 1
Tassadar 1 (

)
Elaine Chao 1
Cheney 1
The one that doesn't have a corporate control chip antenna sticking out of his ear. 1

Coolest little insignificant country:
Finland 10
Belgium 9
Leichtenstien 3
Zylka 1
Senegal 1
Vatican 3
Monaco 3
Switzerland 1
France 1
Iceland 1
Luxembourg 1
Switzerland 2
The knights of....... something or other, I forgot the name but it is this order of knights in europe who have their own 3 block "country" in another city.... im sure someone else will say it-so mark me off for that. 1 (no, vesayen, nobody else said it.

)
The one with a population per square mile greater than it's actual population. (I wish I could remember the name, but I forgot to steal my ninth-grade geography book

1

Describing Britney with one adjective (some of you seem to have a very fuzzy definition of "adjective")
Slutty 9
Hot 3
Sexy 3
Fake 2
Boring 2
Skanky 2
Zylka 1
Bimboesque 1
Babe 1
Endowed 1
Whore 1
Bad 1
**** 1
Crap 1
Pert 1
Overrated 1
Boobs 1
****able 1
Trash 1
Obnoxious 1
Stupid 1
Yuck 1
That is a hideous limitation to place on my descriptive skills.

1

Coolest Canadian
There is no such thing 5
Michael Fox 4
Asher 3
Zylka 3
Mike Myers 3
Wayne Gretzky 3
St Leo 2
DanQ 1
Don Cherry 1
Avril 1
Shatner 1
Krazyhorse 1
John Candy 1
Jennings 1
Malcom the Mountie 1
Jillian Hennessy 1
Trudeau 1
Mountie from Due South 1
Alex Trebek 1
Jim Carrey 1
Nanook of the North 1
Celine Dion 1

Apolytoner with the coolest car:
MtG 14
Ming 5
Zylka 3
Lefty 3
Rah 3
Asher 2
Tia 1
Adam Smith 1
Striker 1
Dissident 1
No idea 1
Urban Ranger 1
Vesayen 1
astuckey 1

Apolytoner most associated with

Zylka 5
Striker 5
Boris 4
Skanky 3
Stefu 3
Dissident 3
Loin 2
Ming 2
Felch 1
MRT 1
Tuberski 1
No idea 1
Sava 1
Too many 1
Starchild 1
Vesayen 1
red_jon 1
Asher 1
myself 1

Best 1990s band:
Nirvana 21
Oasis 2
Rammstein 1
Pink Floyd 1
Zylka 1
Spice Girls 1
Radiohead 1
None 1
Rednex 1
Blur 1
Greenday 1
RHCP 1
New Kids on the Block 1
REM 1
Metallica 1
The Supremes 1
U2 1

Some notes:

Zylka answered his own name for every question, and still beat a few people. :eek!:

A perfect score would have been 78.

JW would have gotten a respectable 60.

IWS spreadsheet of everyone's scores and question scores for this round:

alva · June 19, 2003, 20:43

I don't even really go for the most popular answer

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you can let obiwan do it

Ben Kenobi · June 19, 2003, 20:45

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you can let obiwan do it

I'll do it if alva concedes the tie.

Asher · June 19, 2003, 20:47

What the hell? 2 people think I have the coolest car?

MRT144 · June 19, 2003, 20:47

who owns the rx7?

Boris Godunov · June 19, 2003, 20:50

Hey, I don't think I've seen Zylka use the

smiley ONCE!

And why did I get so many votes for that?

Skanky Burns · June 19, 2003, 20:51

My name appeared in other's answers not once but twice!

alva · June 19, 2003, 20:51

Obi, I'll handle the questions, you the answers, deal?

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Coolest little insignificant country:
Finland 10
Belgium 9
Leichtenstien 3

Wow, we need to make more stupud laws, talk about brand-marketing

alva · June 19, 2003, 20:54

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There is no such thing 5

Agathon · June 19, 2003, 20:54

Will the questions be more fun next time.

How about:

Most likely Apolytoner to advocate violence; or Apolytoner you'd least like to fight.

Or most likely Apolytoner to use the word "discombobulate". Or Apolytoner with the shortest temper (Actually, scratch that, everyone will vote for Ming)

Jaguar · June 19, 2003, 20:57

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Originally posted by Asher
What the hell? 2 people think I have the coolest car?

Post a pic of your car

Ben Kenobi · June 19, 2003, 20:59

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Obi, I'll handle the questions, you the answers, deal?

Why don't we each come up with questions, one half of the questions.

You can get the PM's, pasting together a big file with everyone's answers, which you then PM or email to me.

I can then compile the results, and post the winners.

Jaguar · June 19, 2003, 21:00

BTW, IMO a good question would be "Which Apolytoner is a net rat in disguise?"

Gangerolf · June 19, 2003, 21:01

who's michael fox?

I was going to say iceland is the "coolest" country. then I remembered how this place is swarming with suomipeople

Tuberski · June 19, 2003, 21:06

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Originally posted by Gangerolf
who's michael fox?

I was going to say iceland is the "coolest" country. then I remembered how this place is swarming with suomipeople

Michael J. Fox

Back to the Future!!!!

ACK!

Tuberski · June 19, 2003, 21:08

I was hoping I'd win.

I have the perfect title:

"I'm with Stupid Is As Stupid Does"

ACK!

Gangerolf · June 19, 2003, 21:11

ah that midget. I thought he was american. I guess that's the problem with canadians - if they're not wearing a maple leaf you assume they're from yankeeland

MRT144 · June 19, 2003, 21:28

here are the overall results!!!

Kassiopeia · June 19, 2003, 21:48

Michael J. Fox? Nutters. I guess I underestimated the number of ice hockey-knowledgeable people. "There's no such thing" winning is brilliant though.

I always thought those sort of answers were doomed to remain in the minority. "Mountie from Due South" crossed my mind too, but fortunately I didn't take it. Great show.

And, by God, I was the only one who said red_jon. I guess it's because we haven't seen him lately and because I skip most of those Zylka threads. Tossers.

And... "slutty"? What the hell happened to eloquence? Mind you, that was a difficult one. But I guess "obnoxious" isn't a part of your vocabularies.

The rest (Powell, Nirvana, MtG, Finland) were obvious ones, of course.

But still, only three points behind the winner, so I'm glad. Enough to feel some bizarre sort of pride, but not enough to make me come up with the questions for the next round.

St Leo · June 19, 2003, 22:12

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Coolest Canadian
There is no such thing 5
Michael Fox 4
Asher 3
Zylka 3
Mike Myers 3
Wayne Gretzky 3
St Leo 2
DanQ 1
Don Cherry 1
Avril 1
Shatner 1
Krazyhorse 1
John Candy 1
Jennings 1
Malcom the Mountie 1
Jillian Hennessy 1
Trudeau 1
Mountie from Due South 1
Alex Trebek 1
Jim Carrey 1
Nanook of the North 1
Celine Dion 1

Damn, I voted for Mike Myers, but I could have gotten the same score by voting for myself. I'll be more narcissistic next time.

BTW, why didn't anyone vote for Pamela Anderson?:P

alva · June 19, 2003, 22:13

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Michael J. Fox? Nutters.

Was the only decent (non 'poly member) Canadian I could think of.

Kassiopeia · June 19, 2003, 22:17

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Was the only decent (non 'poly member) Canadian I could think of.

The first Canadian I could think of was William Shatner, who isn't even necessarily Canadian, I just remember reading somewhere that he indeed is - actually I think it was in that film Canadian Bacon where they showed anti-Canadian propaganda films. Good thing I decided to take a little break and come up with something better. But I suppose with Spin City and Back to the Future... and I think he was mentioned relating to the aspartame scare at some point, "the film crew and the stars drank diet sodas and ended up with Parkinson's" or something like that.

alva · June 19, 2003, 22:19

It's actualy quite amazing so many actors/actrices are canadian.

St Leo · June 19, 2003, 22:23

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Originally posted by Kassiopeia
But I guess "obnoxious" isn't a part of your vocabularies.

1. Are independent clauses a part of your grammar?

2. To me, "obnoxious" means "rude and annoying in an imposing sort of way". Generally, all of my exposure to Britney has been of my own volition. No one has ever tried to impose any sort of Britneymania on me.
3. This is not a contest of aptness. I don't know anything factual about Britney's sexual habits, but I do know that people think of her as "slutty".

In fact, I don't even like the word because of its inherent misogynism.

Asher · June 19, 2003, 22:25

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Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior
Post a pic of your car

I don't have one.