June 21, 2003, 00:14
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If you woke up tommorow and realized that you are gay?
What would you do? How would you cope? Would it ruin you, or be a new beginning? How would your friends and families cope? Would this change any of your core values? Would you percieve things differently at all? Would you change your behavior or stay the same?
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June 21, 2003, 00:14
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My wife would be pissed.
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June 21, 2003, 00:17
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So I just wake up in the morning and realize I'm gay? How do I know? Did I just wake up with a sore butt or something?
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June 21, 2003, 00:22
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I'd be pissed because I'm not thin and pretty anymore. Homosexuality would be wasted on me.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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June 21, 2003, 00:33
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"Hey! Why the hell have I been smoking pickles all these years if I wasn't gay until this morning?!"
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June 21, 2003, 00:37
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I already like disco music.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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June 21, 2003, 00:37
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I already like disco music.
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You're gonna be a lonely fag.
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June 21, 2003, 00:38
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Join a parade
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June 21, 2003, 00:39
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Deity
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It's not possible. The worst I could be is bi, since I just lust after women something fierce  
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June 21, 2003, 00:42
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Re: If you woke up tommorow and realized that you are gay?
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Originally posted by Thorn
If you woke up tommorow and realized that you are gay?
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What if you woke up tommorow and realized that you are straight?
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June 21, 2003, 00:46
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If I were, my family would accept it. Well, my side of the family anyway. My fiancee would not be too happy. 
Somehow I don't think it will happen though.
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June 21, 2003, 00:55
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if i were full blown gay...nothing would change. id just be more lonely i suppose
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June 21, 2003, 00:56
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
You're gonna be a lonely fag.
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Starchild loves me.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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June 21, 2003, 01:00
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Deity
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Starchild loves me.
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He has such low standards though.
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June 21, 2003, 01:01
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*****!
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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June 21, 2003, 01:07
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s'cool. it ain't anybody else's business anyhow.
my exgf might wonder if she caused it to me though. and i'd have to tell her no, it was just some wierd thing where i woke up one day and realized i was gay.
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June 21, 2003, 01:53
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What if I woke up and realized I was gay?
Spend the rest of the day wondering what the HELL I was drinking the night before that made me so out-of-it enough to forget that I already knew I was gay.
What if I woke up and realized I was straight?
*Cold shudder* Well, there goes any chance of 100% avoidance of sireing (sp?) children.  Don't have'em, don't want'em, and don't want the risk.
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The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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June 21, 2003, 02:01
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If I was gay, I would go have sex with guys.
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June 21, 2003, 02:40
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I kind of wish I was gay.
I have a easier time talking to men than I do women. Women seem like aliens to me. I grew up with no sisters, so it is difficult for me to understand women. Men are very easy to understand.
I wish I was gay.
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Barack Obama- the antichrist
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June 21, 2003, 03:02
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dissident, talking to gay guys though is another bag of tricks. especially when youre 19 and you have to put up with a bunch of sexually depraved self absorbed *******s who happen to fancy you.
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June 21, 2003, 03:20
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Well, waking up and being gay. BAD
Waking up and being a lesbian. HELL YEAH
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June 21, 2003, 03:44
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I wonder if anyone here knew this....
I'm bi. 
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June 21, 2003, 05:04
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I'd be depressed, because divorces are nasty things.
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June 21, 2003, 05:08
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
He has such low standards though.
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I have yet to offer myself to the homeless of NYC, unlike a certain New York based homo I could me...
Aw hell, this subtle thing takes too long. Boris is a slutwhore. There, I said it. Let's drink to celebrate.
Borisy: i  u
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June 21, 2003, 05:34
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"Hey! I can colour co-ordinate my clothes! Sweet."
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June 21, 2003, 05:47
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Deity
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I can do that without being a homosexual
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June 21, 2003, 05:52
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Freak.
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Get busy living or get busy dying.
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June 21, 2003, 05:54
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That would be rather dissappointing. Here goes half my target audience. Dang!
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June 21, 2003, 06:50
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I'd repeatedly touch myself all over.
Wait, I already do that every morning.
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June 21, 2003, 06:54
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Originally posted by Tassadar5000
I wonder if anyone here knew this....
I'm bi.
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Are you a male-order bride?
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