June 21, 2003, 06:54
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I guess I would have to start my "video collection" again, too.
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June 21, 2003, 07:30
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so you already are, Dal?
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June 21, 2003, 07:45
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I think the discussion with my gf would not be too pleasant
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"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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June 21, 2003, 07:48
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I'd get more sex than I'm getting now. Fags are such sluts!
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June 21, 2003, 07:59
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If you woke up tommorow and realized that you are gay?
I would try to find a girl and get over it.
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June 21, 2003, 09:39
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'If you woke up tommorow and realized that you are gay? '
Have a sex-change operation and become a lesbian?
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June 21, 2003, 09:41
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so you already are, Dal?
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You wish.
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June 21, 2003, 09:43
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Tsk. Tell us why you touch yourself all over in the morning.
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June 21, 2003, 09:46
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Originally posted by MRT144
dissident, talking to gay guys though is another bag of tricks. especially when youre 19 and you have to put up with a bunch of sexually depraved self absorbed *******s who happen to fancy you.
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But we have to put up with snot-noses like you, too!
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June 21, 2003, 09:48
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Originally posted by reds4ever
I'd get more sex than I'm getting now. Fags are such sluts!
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The F word is exclusive property of homosexuals. We'll let you off with a warning this time, but continuation of its use by non-queer persons results in immediate assimilation.
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June 21, 2003, 09:54
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Tsk. Tell us why you touch yourself all over in the morning
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well... not all over. and not just in the morning.
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June 21, 2003, 09:58
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June 21, 2003, 09:59
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June 21, 2003, 10:00
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I would start drinking alcopops, get those daft shorts that finish half way between knee and ankle, get a couple of ear-rings, dye my hair in a rainbow, suddenly lose all strength in my wrists, be immediately able to cross one leg over the other like women can without a thought for my bollocks, and most importantly realise all this and get myself an appointment at a psychotherapist clinic or hypnotyst or something so that I can be returned to my natural state.
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June 21, 2003, 10:02
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Ecthelion
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June 21, 2003, 10:05
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I'd be okay with it. Nothing really changes. Although the extra feelings of indentity would be cool.
Oh and yeah, my wife would go nuts.
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June 21, 2003, 10:07
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Those shorts you described ain't gay, though, Bodd's...???
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June 21, 2003, 10:09
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So little would change for Bodds, in other words. Although it disturbs me that he isn't psychiatric help already!
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June 21, 2003, 10:12
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He's right about the crossing legs, though... I'll never get how some guys can do that...
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June 21, 2003, 10:13
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Maybe they are castrated.
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June 21, 2003, 10:15
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I was just aboutto ask if they're eunuchs, but that can't be it... where'd they take their queer lust from?
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June 21, 2003, 10:16
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Maybe there is an explanation for both afflictions in there somewhere?
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June 21, 2003, 10:17
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Heterosexual men don't sit with their legs crossed? You see, just like straight men, gay men tend to cross their legs with shin resting on the knee...
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June 21, 2003, 10:18
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the ultra queers (those at gay pride parades) don't....
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June 21, 2003, 12:11
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I had a dream once where I woke up and realised I was gay
it was weird
Jon Miller
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June 21, 2003, 12:22
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Did you wake up yet?
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June 21, 2003, 12:41
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If I were gay... life would turn topsy turvy. People would be accepting, but confused.
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June 21, 2003, 12:52
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Next question:
What if you wake up and realize, that you are lesbian?
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June 21, 2003, 12:54
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June 21, 2003, 13:45
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Re: If you woke up tommorow and realized that you are gay?
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What would you do? How would you cope? Would it ruin you, or be a new beginning? How would your friends and families cope? Would this change any of your core values? Would you percieve things differently at all? Would you change your behavior or stay the same?
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These were not hypothetical questions for me, about six years ago.
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