June 28, 2003, 15:49
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* chegitz wanders in, reads the sign, and pokes the wombat.
"Triple decaf esspresso mocha skinny over ice."
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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June 28, 2003, 15:51
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Meanwhile....
Cruddy: Excuse me sir, could I borrow your mobile phone?
Passing Russian Tourist: Job tovadyamoy! Panhemajo, grabit?
Cruddy: Sorry I asked...
Back in the coffee shop
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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June 28, 2003, 16:55
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Prince
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/me is glad /me isn't a womba
I need an anti-poking device. All these people so unaware of my 1337 gArDeN cEnTrInG skillz!
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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June 29, 2003, 14:25
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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June 29, 2003, 14:36
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/me Puts up new sign : "Apolyton Coffee shop; AECCP HQ"
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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June 29, 2003, 15:25
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/me socialises the sign for The People and burns it to produce warmth *
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June 29, 2003, 16:30
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/me fires a harpoon missile at Lonestar
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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June 29, 2003, 16:41
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King
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/me uses the Aussie supergun to shoot the Harpoon down.
/me furhter uses the gun to shoot up that dirty Eurocom who socialized the sign.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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June 29, 2003, 17:10
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Help, help, I'm being oppressed! See the violence inherent in the system?
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June 29, 2003, 20:11
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King
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Originally posted by Kassiopeia
Help, help, I'm being oppressed! See the violence inherent in the system?
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/me orders AECCP Goons to attack.
/me remebers he and DD already had this discussion, and there won't be money in the Budget until the SD piss-up.
Damn!
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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June 29, 2003, 20:13
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Warlord
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Meanwhile....
Cruddy: Excuse me sir, could I borrow your mobile phone?
Passing Jamaican Tourist: Go shine Babylon, bumberklat!
Cruddy: Sorry I asked...
Back in the coffee shop
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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June 29, 2003, 20:31
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Prince
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Cruddy, do you want to borrow my phone?
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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June 29, 2003, 20:42
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I do.
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June 29, 2003, 20:45
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Prince
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no long-distance calls to NZ then...
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June 30, 2003, 03:31
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/me lends Cruddy a New Zealand phonebook.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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June 30, 2003, 05:23
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Warlord
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Meanwhile....
Cruddy: Excuse me sir, could I borrow your mobile phone?
Passing Scottish Tourist: Bampot! D' ye no' realise ye ha' pish stained troosers on?
* Cruddy covers the coffee stain with the NZ phonebook
 Thanks Skanky.
Back in the coffee shop
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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June 30, 2003, 21:38
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Are there any sodomy laws to be weary of in this place? 
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STFU and then GTFO!
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June 30, 2003, 21:54
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Are there any sodomy laws to be weary of in this place?
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Yes, you need to engage in it at least once every 48 hours. The Coffeeshop has a goat over there that you can use if there are no other alternatives - we wouldn't want the police to catch us becoming sexually normal now would we?
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June 30, 2003, 21:55
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Originally posted by Kassiopeia
Yes, you need to engage in it at least once every 48 hours. The Coffeeshop has a goat over there that you can use if there are no other alternatives - we wouldn't want the police to catch us becoming sexually normal now would we?
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STFU and then GTFO!
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June 30, 2003, 22:10
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King
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No! This the AECCP heartland. There is no Sodomy Here!
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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June 30, 2003, 22:37
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Lonestar, you could at least stop using the goat while you are saying that. 
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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June 30, 2003, 22:40
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King
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DP
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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June 30, 2003, 22:43
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King
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Lonestar, you could at least stop using the goat while you are saying that.
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Hrrr.....Lonestar isn't here anymore...
I'm Edward
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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July 6, 2003, 20:30
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You're soooo fugly that you scared everyone away
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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July 6, 2003, 20:31
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Now where is that paper-bag dispencer again? I think Lonestar needs to use one.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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July 6, 2003, 20:46
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or 6
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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July 6, 2003, 21:40
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You're soooo fugly that you scared everyone away
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/me grunts
Bugger you, CW
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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July 6, 2003, 22:34
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Lonestar, you ugly bastard
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July 7, 2003, 14:45
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/me launches 0 combat drones at Frozzy dispersing 0 shields
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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July 7, 2003, 15:06
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Well, Edward, at least it's good to see you the way you REALLY are. Too many people are concerned about the masks they have to wear.
Try being a girl sometime and walk through the makeup counter at a department store. There is so much stuff there that no-one could possibly EVER need, but somehow the counter people will INSIST that you need it before you somehow become uglier.
I still don't wear makeup. I refuse to believe that having 'naturally purple and green' eyelids is a good thing. I got punched in the eye once, and that was exactly how it looked.
Oh, and I'd like a double tall decaf nonfat extra hot iced water, please.
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