June 23, 2003, 22:16
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Those Toilets that shoot water
Dammit I knew the name and I forgot it. Oh well, the title is probably better without it.
Anyways How do you use those things? Can it really do the job? And how do you get dry so you can put your clothes back on? Do french/japanese people walk around with wet underwears? 
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June 23, 2003, 22:17
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bedet? (sp)
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June 23, 2003, 22:17
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A bidet.
I've never seen one either, provincial philistine that I am.
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June 23, 2003, 22:18
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duh b idet.
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June 23, 2003, 22:18
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I assume you sit on them to wash your bum and then wipe it down with toilet paper or a towel before dressing.
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June 23, 2003, 22:21
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I assume you sit on them to wash your bum and then wipe it down with toilet paper or a towel before dressing.
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wats the point of bidet then? 
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June 23, 2003, 22:22
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make your ass smell nice, it helps remove klingons.
think of it as an ass-phasor.
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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June 23, 2003, 22:25
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wats the point of bidet then?
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Water is cleaner than just toilet paper alone.
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June 23, 2003, 22:29
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make your ass smell nice, it helps remove klingons.
think of it as an ass-phasor.
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"ass phaser"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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June 23, 2003, 22:31
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next q: how do u control it from splashing all over?
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June 23, 2003, 22:32
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Yo but seriously I want one of these some day.
You your ass is the most dirty part of your body and I don't think it gets very clean by smearing paper all over it.
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June 23, 2003, 22:32
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next q: how do u control it from splashing all over?
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ass-shields. 
ACK!
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June 23, 2003, 22:33
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how do u control it from splashing all over?
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With the help of a good tactical commander to aim the phasers. 
That's such a good joke.
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June 23, 2003, 22:34
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I think if you sit down close enough the backwash goes into the toilet.
I've never tried one so I'm guessing but wondering the same thing.
Eurocoms can you help us out?
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June 23, 2003, 22:37
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June 23, 2003, 22:39
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Seriously, its a sick concept but still a legitimate question. YOU DONT WANT SH*T ALL OVER UR ASS!
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Yo but seriously I want one of these some day.
You your ass is the most dirty part of your body and I don't think it gets very clean by smearing paper all over it.
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I agree too. I wipe dozen+ and take a shower right a way.
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June 23, 2003, 22:48
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Well they have wet toliet paper at the store now, those work pretty good.
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June 23, 2003, 23:04
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Call me a terrorist, I've always wanted to hook up a fire hose to one of those things...
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June 23, 2003, 23:06
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hell yeah 
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June 24, 2003, 00:44
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I saw one in Italy- well sicily
I figured it was some strange kind of urinal the first time I saw one 
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June 24, 2003, 00:50
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Oh crap....those things are for your BOTTOM?
I thought it was a little water fountain for you....crap.
and there i was, thinking-"wow, these hotels think of everything!"
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June 24, 2003, 00:51
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oh my poor frankychan
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June 24, 2003, 02:04
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I never have encountered one of these, and I don't think I ever want to.
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June 24, 2003, 02:26
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If you've seen Crocodile Dundee, you've seen a bidet.
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June 24, 2003, 02:38
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I had one of those once, in a summer appartment in Cyprus when I was a kid. They're cool. Not the most comfortable things, but still, cool.
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June 24, 2003, 02:47
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Alas, another European dignity above our American shame. How much time do you spend letting your ass get washed? That's got to be a hell of an efficiency ****. (Bad pun, I know)
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June 24, 2003, 09:23
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They are hardly around in euroe either though, I still have one (old appartment, but never used it.)
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You your ass is the most dirty part of your body and I don't think it gets very clean by smearing paper all over it.
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You could go Islamic.
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June 24, 2003, 10:27
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My parent's house is Brazil was built by some crazy Italian architect some 20 years ago maybe (maybe less its rather recent) and there's a bidet in every bathroom of which there are maybe like 6 (these Italians love bathrooms or so my parents tell me). The bathrooms are almost bigger than the bedrooms.
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June 24, 2003, 11:38
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The Japanese built a better toilet seat. After you finish your business, streams of warm water will clean your bottom, then jets of warm air will dry it.
Excellent! 
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June 24, 2003, 11:59
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And presumably it plays soothing music whilst performing this task.
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