June 27, 2003, 16:52
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Finns - I need your help to become the first Canuck writer on Somethingawful.com !!!
...Or any other webmasters located in the free world, I just assumed most of today's webspace is harvested in a Helsinki tundra surrounded by Nokia factories
Here I need to e-mail someone a rather heavy *.eml file, and have them transfer it carbon copy to reliable webspace for a week or two. It's an article and ALOTD to be submitted to Lowtax at SA - my and Ixnay's favorite dry humping grounds! If anyone is able and willing, please leave your e-mail address
THANKS!!!
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June 27, 2003, 16:56
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How big is your file ?
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June 27, 2003, 17:02
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Hrmmm only listed as 109 kb right now, but there are a few megs of images included. This is part of the troubleshooting
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June 27, 2003, 17:03
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test
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June 27, 2003, 17:04
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June 27, 2003, 17:08
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June 27, 2003, 17:11
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There's no tundra in Helsinki, nor there are any Nokia factories (Though you can find some office-spaces of it).
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June 27, 2003, 17:13
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How do I code a picture to stay on the left hand side yet have the ability to surround it with text?
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June 27, 2003, 17:15
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Tuome; I dont' think Zylka was very serious about it, if he ever is...
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June 27, 2003, 17:23
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*sigh*
I know, I know...
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June 27, 2003, 17:27
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Hi guys
Little help?
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June 27, 2003, 17:29
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Can't help you Z, zorry
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June 27, 2003, 17:33
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Originally posted by Zylka
How do I code a picture to stay on the left hand side yet have the ability to surround it with text?
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You have to make a table. I recommand you to use dreamweaver to do so, if you are not used to HTML coding.
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
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June 27, 2003, 17:36
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Spiff, may I mail you the article and have you arrange the first two pics that way?
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June 27, 2003, 17:50
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check your PMs
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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June 27, 2003, 18:21
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ok Spiff it should have arrived. The first two pics are the only ones to mold with the paragraphs - let's see what you've got! 
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June 27, 2003, 18:34
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OK.
Sorry, but it'll take more time than I first expected. A friend will soon arrive to drive me to a party, so I can only start working on it in the meantime.
If I don't make it when he arrives, I'll do it when I come back.
LAter !
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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June 27, 2003, 20:04
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Zylka : I've just sent it. Tell me if anything is wrong.
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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June 27, 2003, 20:08
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It's perfect in layout... but the images are broken links of original size. How do I re-add them?
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June 27, 2003, 20:11
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...and if anyone knows what to do whilst myself and Spiff wonder - any luck fixing it? I'll attach the file and then the pictures in descending order
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June 27, 2003, 20:11
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picture 1
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June 27, 2003, 20:13
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pic 2
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June 27, 2003, 20:18
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pic 3
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June 27, 2003, 20:18
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You have to extract all the files of the .zip file into the same directory. By me, it works.
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
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June 27, 2003, 20:19
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what
can you produce that file so that when someone opens it up they get all of the pictures in the article without any work?
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June 27, 2003, 20:31
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Originally posted by Zylka
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can you produce that file so that when someone opens it up they get all of the pictures in the article without any work?
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I'll try to send it by email, but I don't know if my idea will work. Hang on a minute
Edit : sorry it doesn't work
I'll host it on my webspace, and you'll be able to transfer the page, or link to it. Here it is
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
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Last edited by Spiffor; June 27, 2003 at 20:40.
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June 27, 2003, 21:27
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OK thanks Spiff - Are you able to leave it there for a week or two?
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June 27, 2003, 21:57
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No problem. I also keep it on my harddisk if there's a problem.
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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June 28, 2003, 01:10
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Excellente'!!!
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