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Things that makes you a TRUE MAN
What are the most manly things there are to do?
Things like fixing a car, setting the fire and pooping in the woods? What are the MOST manly things, that makes you say 'I am all that is MAN' ?
No sissy stuff!
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July 1, 2003, 19:20
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Completing Dune 2 without cheating.
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July 1, 2003, 19:20
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Doing something against the odds. Not sure what yet.
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July 1, 2003, 19:22
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Come on people, those are weak!
Ok.. carrying heavy stuff, that is man stuff.
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July 1, 2003, 19:23
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Here is one: knowing when to shut up. No, really, I had a situation like that just today, nevermind the details, but I have more respect for people who can shut up at crucial moments then I ever had before 
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July 1, 2003, 19:23
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Waking up to a new morning and going on your 4th day with the same underwear.. now that is truly MAN.
Shooting, owning big guns. Drooling after fast cars with big engines.
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July 1, 2003, 19:23
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Being a real man, and being a real woman, or whatever, hardly differ for me. In both cases, they are strong people, with strong will-power. They differ somewhat in their relationships with each other, but it's like a Yin-yang difference, completing eachother.
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July 1, 2003, 19:23
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posting on the internet.
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July 1, 2003, 19:24
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Washing your clothes without using fabric softener.
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July 1, 2003, 19:25
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Knowing not to start threads like this.
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July 1, 2003, 19:25
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Doing missions in Thief without save/reloading. On expert level. Getting all loot. 
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July 1, 2003, 19:25
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Farting, belching, and scratching yourself
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July 1, 2003, 19:25
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I said no sissy stuff people!
Paul Hanson, now that is MAN. Not knowing about fabric softener is even more manly. Making someone else to wash your clothes is where you want to be.
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July 1, 2003, 19:26
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Washing your clothes without using fabric softener.
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I shave without chemicals, does it count?
Another one: watching a Jackie Chan movie and appreciating it. I am sick of people who think it is shallow 
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July 1, 2003, 19:26
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Taking it up the ass and not complaining.
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July 1, 2003, 19:26
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Not ironing them afterwards is pretty hard, too.
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July 1, 2003, 19:27
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Having 20+ offspring that grow up to reproductive age. NOTHING is more manly than that.
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July 1, 2003, 19:28
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Originally posted by Azazel
Being a real man, and being a real woman, or whatever, hardly differ for me. In both cases, they are strong people, with strong will-power. They differ somewhat in their relationships with each other, but it's like a Yin-yang difference, completing each other.
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That touchy feely crap sounds like something a woman would write! <-- Is that post man enough for you Pekka?
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July 1, 2003, 19:28
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Watching football with your buddies, no one is wearing any deodorants, and no one caring about it. NO GIRLS ALLOWED! Making a mess with snacks and beer, shouting too loud and using lots of swearing words.
and like che pointed out, farting contests.. you gets the loudest, longest and the worst smelling is truly the king.
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GePap's the ****!
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July 1, 2003, 19:29
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BustaMike, yeah you took the words right out of my mouth!
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Farting on others.
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July 1, 2003, 19:32
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That's just plain rude.
Farting in bed then ducking under the covers to smell it, now that's manly.
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I am sorry, maybe I should've been more articulate.
gruntgrunt gruntgrunt grunt gruntgruntgrunt grunt grunt grunt grunt snore gruntgruntgrunt snore snore.
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July 1, 2003, 19:33
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Skanky, absolutely, you're really understanding what this thread is about, and what a true man is about.
Asher, that is kind of .. hmm.. I don't know what to say. You're right about the complaining though. True men don't complain.
Fixing stuff you know you have no idea how to do it. You manage to make more mess than the original problem was. But you refuse to call for help.
In general denying any kind of help. That is man.
Not asking for directions, and not admitting you're lost. True men are never lost, even when they are!
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July 1, 2003, 19:34
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Farting in bed then ducking under the covers to smell it, now that's manly.
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How about this: eating raw food!
Well, apples, bananas, that sort of things anyway 
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What kind of plumbing were you born with? End of story. The rest is just testosterone muddled compensation for some psychological nonsense.
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VetLegion, true.. it's like you have some food that is pass the expired date, and you still eat it. You can handle it, because you're a MAN.
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July 1, 2003, 19:37
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Opening beer bottles with your teeth/bare hands/toes.
Being able to stub out cigs on the inside of your callused hands without flinching.
hmm, need more inspiration...
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What fun is that? Why all that hard, exhausting work? Where does it get you? What is the good of it? It is one of the strange ironies of life that those who work the hardest, who subject themselves to the strictest discipline, who give up certain pleasurable things in order to achieve a goal, are the happiest. Brutus Hamilton
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July 1, 2003, 19:38
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True Pekka, true. I have had a few yoghurts that expired. I ate them. The fact is, yoghurt is just stale milk and old yoghurt is even better yoghurt then new one. *burp* I really got value for my money on those
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