July 1, 2003, 23:05
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I thought we came to conlusion that real men know when to shut up like 2-3pages ago.. 
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July 1, 2003, 23:08
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I think we have mostly covered what a good man does and is like. We're still little short on the TRUE MAN stuff like farting etc. Anyone?
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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July 2, 2003, 07:22
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this must be one of the gayest threads ever... quite a pity, given its title.
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July 2, 2003, 07:51
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Originally posted by JohnT
Sava said it before I did... nothing is more manly than being a good father and husband. Nothing.
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Amen bruthaz Sava and JohnT!
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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July 2, 2003, 08:03
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Ooops! I posted BEFORE I saw into what this thread had become! AAAAARHG!!!
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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July 2, 2003, 08:09
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Saras is one of them now! 
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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July 2, 2003, 08:12
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funny stuff fellas. good one. 
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Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis.
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July 2, 2003, 08:29
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a bit too gay though
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July 2, 2003, 10:32
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We need some anti-gaiety:
1/ Drinking straight Whiskey, and sucking through your teeth
2/ Chopping logs of wood
3/ Listening to rock & roll in the car, and driving really really fast
4/ Drinking 10 pints of beer every Friday and Saturday night
5/ Watching sport on TV on Saturday, only moving to use the toilet, get another can of beer, or scratch self.
6/ Washing the car on Sunday afternoon while the wife cooks a big roast dinner
7/ Poking fires with sticks
8/ Starting to redecorate a bedroom, then getting bored, and going to watch sport on TV again
9/ Ordering the largest steak or mixed grill on the menu, and eating it all, and still wanting pudding ("dessert" is for Frenchies and sissies)
10/ Getting into a bar brawl, which results in no actual punches being exchanged, but merely a lot of offensive rhetoric, and out-thrusting of chests, before both parties are forcibly restrained by their mates.
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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July 2, 2003, 11:13
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Originally posted by Ecthelion
a bit too gay though
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You've got a scary obsession with that word...
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July 2, 2003, 11:37
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Originally posted by Asher
Taking it up the ass and not complaining.
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Translation: Using Windows and other M$ products.
/threadjack
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July 2, 2003, 11:39
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Bah! Bunch of pooftas, the lot of you!
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Civ V Civilization V Civ5 CivV Civilization 5 Civ 5 - Do your part!
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July 2, 2003, 11:49
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Having the courage to Quit army and become (civilserviceman?). Also, fighting against militarism and being a tolerant human eg, are things that make you a true man.
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July 2, 2003, 11:58
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IW,
You forgot:
-- grunt a lot
-- use a straw to pick his teeth
-- walk around bowlegged
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(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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July 2, 2003, 12:42
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Yeah, but I know chicks like that, and I wouldn't want to offend them
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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July 2, 2003, 13:05
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Prince
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Come on UR! I gave you the perfect oppurtunity to tweak Asher. Go for it!
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July 2, 2003, 13:45
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July 2, 2003, 13:49
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Three little words from which I derive endless fascination and pleasure:
Burp
Scratch
Fart
(with the occasional Pick thrown in for variety)
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July 2, 2003, 14:25
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Real men cut their arm off when a rock pins their hands. 
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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July 2, 2003, 14:36
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che, right on che! There was just another case of a man who was a miner(?), got stuck and did the same as the climber.. these guys are popping like mushrooms after rain...
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"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
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July 2, 2003, 15:17
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MAN GNAWS OWN ARM OFF, TRAPPED UNDER SLEEPING WHALE
A man in his late 20's was taken to the Alfred Hospital suffering severe physical and psychological trauma from having to amputate his own arm using nothing but his teeth. The man claimed that he had been out at a nightclub the night before, but had no recollection of his whereabouts or activities between the hours of 1:00 am and 10:30am. At this time, he awoke to find his arm trapped under what he described as "a whale... an absolute horror...". In fear of identification by awakening this "whale", the man, unable to extricate himself, proceeded to amputate his own right arm using his teeth alone. The man is undergoing pscychological counselling, the "whale" is currently being investigated. It is believed that its gender is female, however the sexual identity is being hidden by what have been described by investigators as "spare tyres" and "excessive insulation".
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Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis.
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July 2, 2003, 15:25
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IW, nice manly list 
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July 2, 2003, 15:29
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Asher
If having your prostate hit feels so good, why it MANLY to bear this without complaint??
Seriously, I feel the same as several others .. To be a man you live up to your responsibilities and protect and provide for your family. You keep your word.
Some of the other comments are funny , while most of the rest are the macho verbal excrement of those that think that "manhood" is a part of the body.
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July 2, 2003, 23:27
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Deity
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Come on UR! I gave you the perfect oppurtunity to tweak Asher. Go for it!
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You did a good job yourself 
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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July 2, 2003, 23:29
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President of the OT
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Originally posted by Flubber
Asher
If having your prostate hit feels so good, why it MANLY to bear this without complaint??
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Because getting to that point can be quite the adventure!
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