July 2, 2003, 03:06
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Deity
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Horsie's 10th wedding anniversary: 2 July
That's big. Mrs Horse and I have actually staggered through 10 years as husband and wife. Not bad going by today's standards. The woman is well on her way to sainthood for living with me that long.
Had a big fight last night 
We're ordering in Chinese tonight and are going to eat it with the 4 little people who wouldn't be here today if we hadn't stayed together all those years ago.
Marriage has its good and bad points but at least you feel like you are getting somewhere in life - especially watching the boys grow up and start to make their own lives. That's cool.
The best things in life take work, and patience and time.
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July 2, 2003, 03:07
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Apolyton Grand Executioner
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Bush-Cheney 2008. What's another amendment between friends?
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July 2, 2003, 03:10
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gratulations
I think 
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Barack Obama- the antichrist
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July 2, 2003, 03:11
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Deity
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How many years have you and LTEC! clocked up Mike?
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July 2, 2003, 03:13
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Apolyton Grand Executioner
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Four in September. 
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Bush-Cheney 2008. What's another amendment between friends?
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When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all.
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July 2, 2003, 03:17
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Deity
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Okay, we made about one baby every 2 and half years so we should have about 8 kids by 2013.
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July 2, 2003, 03:21
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Um, with great respect to Mrs Horse, whom I've met, and is lovely - and as patient as buggery for the obvious reason - I think she now could officially be called a mare. If for no other reason than the words Horse and filly in the same sentence conjure up images of his earlier days under saddle and I suspect none of us want to go there.
Oh, and well done, Mrs Horse, for putting up with him for all this time. Move over, Mother Theresa. 
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July 2, 2003, 03:24
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hi ,
congrats and may you two multiply that number several times 
have a nice live together
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July 2, 2003, 03:34
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Congrats!!! 
We'll strike 4 in August. Not bad as well, I guess.
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July 2, 2003, 03:56
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I can only express words of admiration for your wife. I should ask how does she do it?
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July 2, 2003, 04:21
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Marriage helps you to understand women.
Take last night for example. Mrs Horse was quite friendly all night but then suddenly got very upset and I still don't know why 
After being together for about 12 years I still don't know where I stand.
Well, that isn't quite true
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July 2, 2003, 09:17
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Congrats, Horse. The missus and I are hitting our ninth year this August. Which is nothing compared to my grandparents' 72 years of marriage. 
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July 2, 2003, 09:27
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Originally posted by LTEC!
I can only express words of admiration for your wife. I should ask how does she do it?
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Which way would you like me to answer that? 
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July 2, 2003, 11:54
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tks tsk tsk
and you wonder where you're standing.
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July 2, 2003, 13:00
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Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Take last night for example. Mrs Horse was quite friendly all night but then suddenly got very upset and I still don't know why
After being together for about 12 years I still don't know where I stand.
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You stand next to one who is 97% pillar of strength and 3% hormonal weeper. Like every other married bloke.
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July 2, 2003, 13:18
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Congrats horsie!
15 years for me and the mrs. Good years for the most part.
"Mrs Horse was quite friendly all night but then suddenly got very upset and I still don't know why "
Maybe you need to buy her a new bit, bridle and riding crop!
"After being together for about 12 years I still don't know where I stand"
Amen brother Equinous Austrailious. Just keep repeating the married man's mantra: "Yes, dear. mm hmm. I love you."
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July 2, 2003, 13:28
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Congrats. I fear that I'll never reach that mark. But I'm not sad about it. Whatever will be, will be.
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July 2, 2003, 13:53
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More congratulations-
staying married is harder than getting married these days
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July 2, 2003, 15:41
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Congratulations
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July 2, 2003, 18:17
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My parents are heading for 50 years.
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July 2, 2003, 19:24
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congrats horsie
Jon Miller
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July 2, 2003, 20:18
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And today (3rd) my fiancee and I have been together for 4 years!
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July 2, 2003, 20:18
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Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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July 2, 2003, 20:22
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Originally posted by LTEC!
tks tsk tsk
and you wonder where you're standing.
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All I know is from what she tells me I annoy her more than anyone on the planet
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July 2, 2003, 21:06
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Congrats !
I'm nearing the 6 months-point with my girlfriend, so I understand what you mean 
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July 2, 2003, 21:24
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I'm happy for you
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July 2, 2003, 21:39
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All I know is from what she tells me I annoy her more than anyone on the planet
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No, I think you're confusing her with Deity.
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July 2, 2003, 22:13
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Never. Deity looks like a gnome on crack.
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July 2, 2003, 22:14
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Congratulations AH.
The Mrs. and I are one day behind you - our 10th anniversary is July 3.
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July 2, 2003, 22:35
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Deity
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Yes, I thought things might have worked out better if we married on July 3.
The memories flood back - especially my "this marriage has little chance of success" wedding speech.
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