July 2, 2003, 20:38
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Court went well yesterday! I'm on probation
As some of you know from my "I've been indicted on multiple charges!" thread (found here http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showt...threadid=85704 ) I was charged with a number of crimes but we pleaded them down to a single misdemeanor. Yesterday was judgement day for me (or rather sentencing day), and all things considered yesterday went well.
The judge put me on probation for 15 months, and I got a 500 dollar fine, but all things considered I'm happy. I have my freedom, and it truly is one of the greatest things people can have. I've learned many lessons, and I've became a better person because of what I've went through. I look forward to when I'm off of probation and I can finally put this behind me, but it is almost over. I'm thinking of starting just about everything in my life over again, and just trying to make the most of everything I have.
So thanks for listening, and trust me going into yesterday I had steeled myself for a year in jail, so the verdict was quite nice. The one really strange thing was I was going to miss this place. LoL. I guess this 4th of July is going to be all the sweeter this year though.   
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July 2, 2003, 20:40
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Good news!
Now don't **** up!
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July 2, 2003, 20:40
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Good job!
Now let's go buy me some drinks to celebrate! 
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July 2, 2003, 20:42
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July 2, 2003, 20:43
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Imran
i'm not going to, a couple of potential cellmates recieved their sentence before me, and they weren't the type of people you'd want to run into on a dark street...so I'm going to be on my best behavior till then
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July 2, 2003, 20:44
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July 2, 2003, 20:59
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July 2, 2003, 21:15
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Bush-Cheney 2008. What's another amendment between friends?
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July 2, 2003, 21:19
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Stupid charge. Glad you didn't get too ****ed over. Learn a lesson. And banging 17 year-olds when you're 26 is grody, even if I don't think it should be illegal.
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July 2, 2003, 21:47
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grody? That sounds like a fun new word, what does it mean exactly .
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July 2, 2003, 21:49
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Fun old word. Grody = really disgusting or dirty.
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July 2, 2003, 21:50
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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July 2, 2003, 21:51
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Why is there no self-service at gas stations in New Jersey?
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July 2, 2003, 21:53
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It's illegal. Dumb ass law (IMO). But apparently some morons set gas stations on fire by being idiots while filling the tank. Passed a law banning self serve (NJ and Oregon are the only two states to do so)... for safety reasons  .
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July 2, 2003, 21:55
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Ahh. Figured it was something like that.
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July 2, 2003, 21:56
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Is it safe to say that people from New Jersey and Oregon are officially the stupidest dipshits in the US of A?
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July 2, 2003, 22:00
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No... because NJ (for one) has the highest median income in the country. That means there must be more than a few smart folks in the state .
Oregon has Lancer... draw your own conclusions from that  .
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July 2, 2003, 22:01
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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
No... because NJ (for one) has the highest median income in the country. That means there must be more than a few smart folks in the state .
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To me it just says that your whores are more expensive than anywhere else.
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July 2, 2003, 22:02
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No... I'm sure Las Vegas has more expensive whores .
NJ has a lot of the corporate headquarters though... and Princeton .
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July 2, 2003, 22:03
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Yes. Unless you count mormons.
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July 2, 2003, 22:07
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No....
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So how much is it in NJ, then?
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July 2, 2003, 22:10
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Yes. Unless you count mormons.
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You mean their whores are the most expensive of the US ?
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July 2, 2003, 22:18
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Thats one thing Utah rocks for. There are very few whores here Unless you go down to the slums of Salt Lake, or down to St. George.
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July 2, 2003, 22:18
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Now I see why you had to get married. 
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July 2, 2003, 22:21
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Now I see why you had to get married.
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I'm sorry Asher, but.....I like my men macho
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July 2, 2003, 22:22
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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
grody? That sounds like a fun new word, what does it mean exactly .
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Valley Girl
Frank Zappa
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
In a clothing store
Like, OH MY GOD! (Valley Girl)
Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl)
Encino is like SO BlTCHEN (Valley Girl)
There's like the Galleria (Valley Girl)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
It s like so BlTCHEN cuz like everybody's like
Super-super nice
It's like so BlTCHEN
On Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some *****en clothes
Tosses her head 'n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin in there
Anyway, he goes are you into S and M?
I go, oh RIGHT .
Could you like just picture me in like a
LEATHER TEDDY
Yeah right, HURT ME, HURT ME...
I'm sure! NO WAY!
He was like freaklng me out...
He called me a BEASTIE...
That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED
He goes like BAG YOUR FACE!
I'm sure!
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
So sweet 'n pure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
So sweet 'n pure
It's really sad (Valley Girl)
Like my English teacher
He's like (Valley Girl)
He's like Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl)
We're talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl)
I am SO SURE
He's like so GROSS
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
It's like totally disgusting
I'm like so sure It's like BARF ME OUT...
Gag me with a spoon!
Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut
So like I go into this like salon place, y'know
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails
Are like so GRODY
It was like really embarassing
She's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS
I'm like sure...
She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this,
y'know...
I was like really embarassed.. .
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
And there is no cure
Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)
She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)
CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)
I am sure
That's like GROSS (Valley Girl)
BARF OUT! (Valley Girl)
OH MY GOD (Valley Girl
Hi!
Uh-huh (Valley Girl)
My name?
My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)
Uh -huh
That's right, Ondrya (Valley Girl)
Uh -huh...
I know (Valley Girl)
It's like...
I do not talk funny...
I'm sure (Valley Girl)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl)
I am a VAL, I know
But I live in like in a really good part of Encino so
it's okay (Valley Girl)
So like, I don't know
I'm like freaking out totally
Oh my God!
Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist
I'm getting my braces off, y'know
But I have to wear a retainer
That's going to be really like a total bummer
I'm freaking out
I'm SURE
Like those things that like stick in your mouth
They're so gross...
You like get saliva all over them
But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know
So you can see my smile
It'll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth are like too small
But NO BIGGIE...
It's so AWESOME
It's like TUBULAR, y'know
Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything
It's just like
I don't know
You know me, I'm like into like the clean stuff
Like PAC-MAN and like, I don't know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
It's like so GROSS. . .
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
And its like, it's like somebody elses food, y'know
It's like GRODY...
GRODY TO THE MAX
I'm sure
It's like really nauseating
Like BARF OUT
GAG ME WITH A SPOON
GROSS
I am SURE
TOTALLY...
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July 2, 2003, 22:23
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I'm sorry Asher, but.....I like my men macho
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I'm not going to ask why a comment about your wife triggered that response.
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July 2, 2003, 22:25
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Oh, and congratulations!
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July 2, 2003, 22:29
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I'm not going to ask why a comment about your wife triggered that response.
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Fine.
Oh yes, and congrats!
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July 2, 2003, 23:41
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You mean their whores are the most expensive of the US ?
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 Sorry that was completely unintentional. I was actually referring to this post of Asher's:
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Is it safe to say that people from New Jersey and Oregon are officially the stupidest dipshits in the US of A?
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When I made my post I wasn't aware of the ongoing discussion of whore prices.
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