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Monkspider's Fun Corner: Impersonate your favorite Poly members!
After posting here for a couple years now, it is about time I share my observations. Feel free to share your own. 
Here are a few of my better ones. Oh yeah, and don't even think of posting offensive impersonations like "Gee whiz, I are stupid", or else, doom.
-----Beserker-
Nothing is free that is stolen from the tax payers. Besides, I remember in a thread from 1997 you clearly said that you were against free handouts to corporatations. I see you are contradicting yourself yet again.
To what? Steal? This arguement clearly goes against Locke's principles of natural rights.
What makes you think that this sharing is voluntary? It is theft, plain and simple.
Ha, I win again!!
-----Albert Speer
I'm tired of these white suburban kids always thinking they gotta be impersonating everyone. What's up with that ****? Where I live we don't impersonate anyone.
Thanks
----Jon Miller
This is my impersonation.
Jon Miller
------Fez
I'm tired of you illogical communists thinking you can impersonate me. WRONGO! Any such impersonations go against the free market, and are therefore evil, and I would drive a tank down the street to fight them.
----Zylka
OMG>OMG ThIs thread ROXXS my BOXORS!!!11!! [/eNd clever ImPErsonation mode]
----Ming
If this thread starts going down hill, it is toast. 
Case closed.
Banning rod.
----Urban Ranger
This thread violates the second law of thermodynamics and therefore, cannot exist. I refer you to www.talkorigins.org for further evidence.
----Slowwhand
Y'all are dorks. If y'all want an impersonation, then pack ya'lls bags for Cuba.
-----Mr. Fun
Sorry guys, but as a member of the gay community, I think that the Union victory at Vicksburg was a result of....
-----JohnT
Impersonations are an invention of the GODLESS COMMIE HEATHEN! Now, where is Laura, Sophie needs some socks...
Add your own!
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July 5, 2003, 01:25
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Good impersonations Monkspider 
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July 5, 2003, 01:28
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STFU and then GTFO!
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July 5, 2003, 01:29
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Hi
This impersonating makes no sense
Have a nice day
--panag
As for those that beleive Satlin is evil, if you remember...
{add 12,000 character post}
--Propaganda
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July 5, 2003, 01:30
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Hi ,
Macs are the best
Have a nice day
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CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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July 5, 2003, 01:31
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Someone hi-jacked into my account making up these stories that I am gay!!
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July 5, 2003, 01:31
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ooh, a couple more
----DanS
I think that this recent trend in impersonations is clear evidence of an upswing in the economy.
----Ned
If it wasn't for the Clinton loving liberals, we would not need to impersonate anyone.
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July 5, 2003, 01:32
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Originally posted by GePap
Hi
This impersonating makes no sense
Have a nice day
--panag
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The correct wording would be:
"Hi
This impersonating makes no sense , .....
Why doing it , .... ? 
Have a nice day  "
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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July 5, 2003, 01:33
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USA USA USA Britney!!!!!!!
-- Ted Striker
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July 5, 2003, 01:34
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"-----Mr. Fun
Sorry guys, but as a member of the gay community, I think that the Union victory at Vicksburg was a result of...."
ROFLAMO! 
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July 5, 2003, 01:34
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July 5, 2003, 01:34
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So we are impersonating, why?
-- DinoDoc
Aha moneypenny, you pityful Americans can't impersonate anyone, unlike we virile Greeks!
--Paitkis
EDIT: fixed typo's. woops.
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July 5, 2003, 01:36
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July 5, 2003, 01:38
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--MarkG--
NO!
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July 5, 2003, 01:38
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Great Zyka, spiff.
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"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake :(
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
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July 5, 2003, 01:39
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............
--DanQ
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"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake :(
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
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July 5, 2003, 01:43
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July 5, 2003, 01:47
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This guy was a little before my time, but I will give it my best shot.
------Civnation
Welcome friends! As a triple major at Harvard and Yale, I clearly cannot be impersonated, especially by the likes of demonic gays, or godless leftists. It is absolutely impossible. Any attempts at doing so would be woefully mediocre.
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I know this is my third thread for the day, sorry, but I just had to ask, why does God hate to impersonate me, and allows all these bad things to happen to my impersonators?
--Vesayen.
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July 5, 2003, 02:05
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ITS GOING TO BE ANOTHER VIETNAM!!!
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July 5, 2003, 02:14
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Bah! Your feebleminded relativistic impersonations are clearly incorrect, as someone with so much experience travelling can tell you, and in NZ, we impersonate much better
--Agathon
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July 5, 2003, 02:14
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Don't blame me for this bad impersonation
-Skanky Burns
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Ha, you boys and your silly impersonations!
--LTEC!
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"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
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July 5, 2003, 02:29
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I took dump on bears chest and then slapped him in face before eating him with a spoon
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July 5, 2003, 02:34
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I do not impersonate, because impersonators are liars and I do not lie like a Romanian.
- Michael Jeszenka.
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sijly apoolytiners! emparsonaation of da Boshko iz tje unposibbble thing!
tiime for moore beer
-Boshko
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The M-16a2 assault rifle is ****, even though it was an incredible advance over the M-16a1 of the Vietnam era. It is still superior despite the fact they both shared the common 5.56mm m-236 Nato round, which obviously means there is no difference in ballistics of the same round. The superior .45 APC m1911a1 browning automatic pistol unfortunately was retired in order to conform with NATO and use the 9mm parabellum sidearm ammunition in the berreta M9. Both of these weapons system can be used to great effect to kill those *****es in Iraq. The *****es there like the 7.62mmx39mm kalishnokov AK-47 assault rifle, or the 5.45mm AK-74.
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