Monkspider's Fun Corner: Impersonate your favorite Poly members! - Page 3

BeBro · July 5, 2003, 15:46

@ this thread

BeBro · July 5, 2003, 15:48

Speer

"How could one possibly impersonate people?

Thanks"

Solver · July 5, 2003, 16:04

Sigh of relief, I'm too strange to be impersonated

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KrazyHorse:

Actually, no. Here's how it works.

In order to work with the largest values for starship mass and Field electron velocity (as a function of Field voltage), let's assume a vessel 100 feet in diameter. First, calculate such a vessel's total relativistic mass at a velocity which corresponds to its Field electron collision speed: the reason being that it will be interesting to see what happens when the starship reaches a velocity which a reactionary ion-thrusted rocket, having the same exhaust speed, couldn't possible exceed.

The next step will be to compute the starship's expected foreshortening in the direction of travel, according to the Lorentz contraction which is an inevitable consequence of relativity. This 'shrinking' of the vessel's length along its axis of velocity may be figured according to the most fundamental factor or expression in relativity theory, which is sometimes called the FitzGerald ratio. This factor, usually designated as t (tau), is equal to (1 - v2/c2)1/2 and is used in any calculation of relativistic mass or time dilation.

Asher · July 5, 2003, 16:05

All of the people who've impersonated me played off the same joke.

Kidicious · July 5, 2003, 16:08

@ Sloww doing MtG

Az · July 5, 2003, 16:08

Solver: shut up. I've just had a test on this.

SlowwHand · July 5, 2003, 16:08

Imran:

If it's such a great day for baseball, why stop at 2 ?
I'll tell you why.
It's because the democrats have to find someone willing to work hard enough to play even 1.

Stefu · July 5, 2003, 16:18

Sava:

Quote:

Originally posted by someone who clearly isn't Sava
And in conclusion, I've came to the conclusion that some Republicans in fact do not like to suck on the blood of freshly-born babies, thus concluding my theory conclusively.

Right... because we all know that Republicans never desire the blood of a mewling infant...

Solver · July 5, 2003, 16:19

Quote:

Originally posted by Azazel
Solver: shut up. I've just had a test on this.

Means you can understand that, maybe

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Az · July 5, 2003, 16:20

yep.

Solver · July 5, 2003, 16:24

Oops

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Az · July 5, 2003, 16:26

but we use gamma, which equals gamma=1/tau.

GePap · July 5, 2003, 16:28

www.obscurething.net/pink/cereal/lady/funk.html

Quote:

LADYPINK: this is great cereal. I wonder why it is not yellow?
BOB: Yellow is an evil color, must never eat it.
LADYPINK: Yellow is the color of my father. You are insane.
BOB: I ate yor father and became pink. Thus yellow is evil.
LADYPINK: you will die tommorrow.

Ladypink surely must eat another cereal. Hopefully Bob can see how wrong he is.

-- Stefu.

Solver · July 5, 2003, 16:30

Quote:

but we use gamma, which equals gamma=1/tau.

Hey, if you want to wash my brains, use ICQ

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SpencerH · July 5, 2003, 16:30

GePaP

The Bush asmidistration hhas show n its duplicity onec aganin with its most receent actions in Iraq.

Boris

The 2nd aria in the third act of Paganini is without a doubt (i.e. I will accept no contradiction) the most magnificent ever written by a non-germanic composer.

GePap · July 5, 2003, 16:32

u must be kidding, impersonations of u all are no good, and i think they are wrong.

--yavoon

Elok · July 5, 2003, 16:41

I don't really know anyone here, so no comment...

GePap · July 5, 2003, 16:44

Quote:

Originally posted by Elok
I don't really know anyone here, so no comment...

It's not about "knowing", its all about style.

Solver · July 5, 2003, 16:53

Well, you have to know people's style, and to do that, you need to read posts by them. Quite some.

Alinestra Covelia · July 5, 2003, 16:58

I LOVE ALLIE COVE MARRY ME AND WE CAN HAVE MANY BABIES AND ALSO MUCH SEX IN THE JUNGLES

- Alexnm (that old charmer knows how to make a girl's fur crackle

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Az · July 5, 2003, 17:31

He doesn't, ahem, beat around the bush, does he?

Stefu · July 5, 2003, 17:34

Now that was just a stroke below the belt.

Strike. Strike below the belt.

SlowwHand · July 5, 2003, 17:36

I'm sure you were right the first time.

Alinestra Covelia · July 5, 2003, 17:38

Dear Madam stroke sir...

Hmm. I personally prefer "sir stroke madam" myself.

SlowwHand · July 5, 2003, 17:42

I was more referring to the probability that as far as Alex is concerned, its "sir stroke sir".

Elok · July 5, 2003, 17:43

Well, I think I get Sava clearly enough that I could imitate him, but Stefu beat me to it...besides, the establishment of a mimicry post on this site subjects all comers to the values of a mockery and "roast"-based culture, a clear violation of our first amendment rights. I don't want my 'Poly gift store purchases paying for this ****. It's going on anyway, but that's because there's no ****ing democracy anymore. It's all been subverted by Dubya. So much for human rights.

Okay, so that was a little too blunt. It was on the spot, so cut me some slack.

Imran Siddiqui · July 5, 2003, 17:45

Good show

Az · July 5, 2003, 17:53

Quote:

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
Dear Madam stroke sir...

Hmm. I personally prefer "sir stroke madam" myself.

MichaeltheGreat · July 5, 2003, 17:58

"I told you morons Bush isn't done till he says he's done."

Uh, we were talking about blueberry pie...

"Meatheads. Y'all are just a bunch of meatheads."

Az · July 5, 2003, 18:08

Inter force rivalry in the US military is something special.