July 5, 2003, 13:39
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Prince
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Fundies say the darndest things!
Has this been posted before?
Anyway funniest thing in the world: Nutter christians!
This months edition isn't particularly funny, although:
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Pokemon are slowly mesmerizing our children into believing that EVOLVING MONSTERS USE VIOLENCE AND POWER TO PREVAIL OVER THE UNIVERSE... Watch it for one show and you can see all the ways that it teaches children that overcoming others with violence is how to rule the earth.
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summarises it quite well.
http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/fstdt.htm
Hope you all find it funny 
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July 5, 2003, 13:58
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 Gay marriage is unnatureal....
I hope you I won't stirr as much rocus when I say that they're a bunch of *******s. 
I think this summarizes it pretty nicely:
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"I don't care how you interpret your experience. For me, N[ear]D[eath]E[xperience]s are evidence of life after death, and nothing anyone says could ever change that. And even if there weren't NDEs at all, I'd believe in life after death. My beliefs are independent of evidence. Blind faith is what makes me tick."
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July 5, 2003, 15:54
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Prince
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*bump*
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July 5, 2003, 18:29
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King
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Hehe, reminds me of how these pussies censored the Rolling Stones' "Can't get noooo.... ******* I can't get nooo, ********" back in the old days
fundamentalism is so silly really.
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July 5, 2003, 20:50
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King
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Ask a fundamentalist if gays go to hell. Then ask if everything is created by god. Then ask about hermaphrodites and whether they can have sex. You will get a very confused fundamentalist.
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July 5, 2003, 21:45
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Not necessarily. Don't hermaphrodites typically only have one *active* set of sex organs? I.E. ovaries or testicles work, not both. I'm not fundamentalist, I'm just saying that's hardly on a level with obnoxiousness like the classic "can god make a rock so heavy he himself can't lift it?"
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July 5, 2003, 23:07
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this is the most hilarious argument I've ever heard
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July 5, 2003, 23:11
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Originally posted by Trajanus
Hehe, reminds me of how these pussies censored the Rolling Stones' "Can't get noooo.... ******* I can't get nooo, ********" back in the old days
fundamentalism is so silly really.
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I think the song you are refering too is 'Let's spend the night together'.
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July 5, 2003, 23:21
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