What was your past life like?

Stefu · July 6, 2003, 08:10

http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/

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Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Tibet around the year 1400.
Your profession was that of a banker, usurer, moneylender or judge.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.
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Do you remember now?

Yes! Dark forces, to my command! Kazoom! Boom! Bazaa!

Paul Hanson · July 6, 2003, 08:13

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Southern England around the year 1500.
Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion.
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Do you remember now?

Pekka · July 6, 2003, 08:16

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern West Australia around the year 1375.
Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge.
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Do you remember now?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Provost Harrison · July 6, 2003, 08:17

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Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Canada around the year 1675.
Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.
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Do you remember now?

Erm...no

The Mad Monk · July 6, 2003, 08:17

I don't know what my past life was like, the mindwipe was pretty thorough.

BeBro · July 6, 2003, 08:29

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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Germany around the year 1575.
Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.

Spiffor · July 6, 2003, 08:30

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Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Borneo around the year 575.
Your profession was that of a librarian, priest or keeper of tribal relics.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion. Do you remember now?

Of course

All people born the same day as me were all priests in 575's Borneo

Provost Harrison · July 6, 2003, 08:38

I was an Iroquois totem pole maker

(well, it's as close to a native as I can find)

C0ckney · July 6, 2003, 08:45

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Portugal around the year 700.
Your profession was that of a monk (nun), bee-keeper or lone gunman.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.
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Do you remember now?

a portuguese nun 1300 years ago, hell yeah!

arty:

Nubclear · July 6, 2003, 08:47

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North New Zealand around the year 1350.
Your profession was that of a banker, usurer, moneylender or judge.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.
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Do you remember now?

geeslaka · July 6, 2003, 08:48

How long does this take? I'm not getting anything.

Skanky Burns · July 6, 2003, 09:25

Hardly any time. Virtually instantly.
It opens in a new window though - disable any popup killers before submitting, that may be causing problems.

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Hungary around the year 825.
Your profession was that of a leader, major or captain.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back.
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Do you remember now?

Main_Brain · July 6, 2003, 09:25

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Burma around the year 850.
Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn determination and persistency. Youd should not allow to let misfortunes take influence on your strong will.
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Do you remember now?

Yes yes I recall...
850 as I was cooking in Burma...

geeslaka · July 6, 2003, 09:36

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Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South China around the year 1075.
Your profession was that of a shepherd, horseman or forester.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.
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Do you remember now?

Had to use Mozilla to get it to work. I have Konqueror set to ask before allowing a popup so I don't think that was the problem.

Az · July 6, 2003, 09:44

ROTFLMAO

It seems I was a dancing psychologist, apparantly a common proffession in 12th century Northen India.

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Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North India around the year 1100.
Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life.
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Do you remember now?

Henrik · July 6, 2003, 09:48

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
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You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North of Latin America around the year 1425.
Your profession was that of a builder of houses, temples and cathedrals.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life.
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Do you remember now?

VJ · July 6, 2003, 09:49

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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South Africa around the year 1725.
Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins.

Right.
Very credible.

Starchild · July 6, 2003, 10:06

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern France around the year 1475.
Your profession was that of a artist, magician or fortune teller.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.
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Do you remember now?

So kids, how do you survive a 509 year break between lives? Worship dark, evil forces!

geeslaka · July 6, 2003, 10:10

I think that if we posted the numbers we fed the program we could figure out how it works.
I fed it November 7th, 1985

General Ludd · July 6, 2003, 10:13

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Wales around the year 1300.
Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.
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Do you remember now?

I always knew I was secretely a poisoner...

Adagio · July 6, 2003, 11:35

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Originally posted by geeslaka
I think that if we posted the numbers we fed the program we could figure out how it works.
I fed it November 7th, 1985

I just tried a lot of different dates, but all in the year 2000... they all gave me the same answer:

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Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South of Latin America around the year 975.
Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.
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The only thing that changes is the year

Adagio · July 6, 2003, 11:38

Oh, and me and my roommate are both from the same time and place... we even have the same jobs (Something with fine animals)... and no, we don't have birthday the same day (but close)...

...I guess we have a history together...

Urban Ranger · July 6, 2003, 11:44

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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ireland around the year 950.
Your profession was that of a banker, usurer, moneylender or judge.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.

Ho, I am also one with the dark forces

Maniac · July 6, 2003, 11:54

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Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 1500.
Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.
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Do you remember now?
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So I was a materialist bard born on the North Pole? Interesting...

Provost Harrison · July 6, 2003, 12:09

Do you like sushi Maniac, out of curiosity?

geeslaka · July 6, 2003, 12:33

You must have been one of the Inuit.(eskimos)

Maniac · July 6, 2003, 17:31

I might also have been one of the last surviving Viking colonists on Greenland, if you can still count that to the "Arctic". And no, I have never yet eaten sushi in my life. I must have become really sick of always eating the same old food day in day out.

monolith94 · July 6, 2003, 17:42

I was the only woman in the Yukon territory.

Provost Harrison · July 6, 2003, 18:15

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Originally posted by Maniac
I might also have been one of the last surviving Viking colonists on Greenland, if you can still count that to the "Arctic". And no, I have never yet eaten sushi in my life. I must have become really sick of always eating the same old food day in day out.

And monolith, I lived just down the road from you, I was in Canada somewhere and female

Ted Striker · July 6, 2003, 18:20

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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Japan around the year 1600.
Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to learn discretion and moderation and then to teach others to do the same. Your life will be happier if you help those who lack reasoning.
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ps you kicked alot of azz
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Do you remember now?