The Diplomatic Bar: First Floor - Performance and Cocktails

Drogue · July 6, 2003, 19:58

Welcome one and all to The Diplomatic Bar. I have decided to start a bar right here in the heart of the region. Welcome to the first floor, where we serve cocktails of every description, any drinks your heart desires, and we have a live band every night. Please vote for which band should be our house band. A list of drinks will be up shortly, but in the meantime, please ask for anything you wish.

(OOC: A general ~~spam~~ discussion thread was ask for, so here it is /OOC)

BTW: Free drinks all night, and the position of assisstant bartender, for the first person to name all 7 bands that the poll names were ripped off. Some are very easy, some not so.

Pave · July 7, 2003, 07:05

Would there come more floors? I know, that was a stupid question, but that came in my mind.

Whaleboy · July 7, 2003, 09:54

Radiohead, coldplay, led zeppelin, red hot chilli peppers, the who.... the rest is beyond me lol.

Does this bar have a *smoking* room?

Urban Ranger · July 7, 2003, 11:40

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Ben, I think those names are made up

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Urban Ranger · July 7, 2003, 11:40

What about Radioactive Gerbel-Turtees?

Drogue · July 7, 2003, 13:13

Congrats elijah, they are all correct. Anyone guess the last 2?

The last one was the easiest IMHO.

There is no smoking room, as to respect the laws of all countries, smoking is prohibited in public places among the diplomatic complex. In the privacy of your own place you may partake as you wish.

Drogue · July 7, 2003, 13:14

Pave: Yes, like the ACDG one, whenever we reach the maximum of 500 posts, a new thread will be posted. Currently the ACDG is on it's 5th (and top IIRC) floor.

Whaleboy · July 7, 2003, 15:46

Its not respecting the laws of Marijuania to prevent people from skinning up

I can't work out the other two, why not put us out of our misery?

Giovanni Wine · July 7, 2003, 18:21

The last one: Fat Boy Slim????

I know it's not, but I just wanted to try

Saluti

Drogue · July 7, 2003, 20:10

elijah: No, it is respecting the law that others object to it. The fact that you do not have a law against it is irrelevant. We do not want you forcing your smoke onto other people. That is you breaking the Mill Limit. You are free to do it in any place you privatly own, but you are not forcing your smoke onto others.

Giovanni: Correct! (Phat - Fat, Man - Boy, Beach is a reference to his yearly Brighton Beach performace and his birthplace) There's just one to go: 'Mars and Mars'. Think about the fact that it repeats, think about chocolate. I can give you more, but this is an easy one, come on guys!

Urban Ranger · July 7, 2003, 22:25

Hasten is good

Drogue · July 8, 2003, 09:08

/me rushes in, fully decked out in fishing gear and pours himself a long, cool AkiBrew.

It's hard work fishing, just having a little celebration at being #1 in the Fishing World

What'll it be? Anyone want a drink?

Urban Ranger · July 8, 2003, 11:23

/me grabs an icy cold Green Forest

Whaleboy · July 8, 2003, 15:17

Quote:

That is you breaking the Mill Limit.

On the contrary, although it is a grey area and one could argue smoking to be environmental, I was specifically asking for a smoking room, for specific smokers. Those wishing to enter would have to agree to the terms that they would be breathing smoke.

Drogue · July 8, 2003, 15:43

You can ask for it, but I own the bar, and this bar has one room at the moment, the first floor. If you want to smoke, feel free to at home before you come out, and once you go back. This bar is no smoking, as it is a public place.

Anyway, if you want to stay here, there's a 1 drink minimum

What'll it be?

Urban Ranger · July 8, 2003, 22:21

Can we have a video arcade?

Drogue · July 8, 2003, 22:51

Of course

I can get any equipment (within reason) for the bar, although it can only be one room.

Sheep · July 9, 2003, 05:44

Lord Protector Leo IV runs in. Says that Sheepsta is cool, lights a cigar, and opens a frost bottle of Vicotria Bitter.

He then lets a huge fart rip, and says to the people from Marijuania that he knows where to go if they want to reach for heaven

Whaleboy · July 9, 2003, 10:24

Quote:

if you want to stay here, there's a 1 drink minimum

Just one?!

Drogue · July 9, 2003, 14:44

Well, a 1 drink minimum. I'm not going to turf out people who are paying to drink, even if it's only one

Jack_www · July 9, 2003, 21:53

Well I just wanted to stop by and see the new bar. Maybe elijah would like to talk about the race to mars between our two nations. Anther thought would this not be a good place for spies to plant bugs and listen in to conseversations and get information out of drunk people?

Jack_www · July 9, 2003, 21:54

I will have a beer.

Urban Ranger · July 9, 2003, 23:50

/me goes to the corner of the room to have his Gaunlet marathon.

Mr. President · July 10, 2003, 01:33

When is the Mortal Kombat machine being delivered?

Urban Ranger · July 10, 2003, 04:56

The Virtual Fight Simulator, a high tech fighting game based on virtual reality, will be here soon

Sheep · July 10, 2003, 05:05

Anyone wanna splif. I follow Sheepsta's laws. We don;t give a **** about this so called non-smoking policy.

Whaleboy · July 10, 2003, 13:40

Quote:

Maybe elijah would like to talk about the race to mars between our two nations

We're winning!

. Took off ages ago, and are currently heading towards Venus (the only way to approach Mars using gravitational "catapulting", around Venus, then the Earth again).

Sheep: We do!

Lets go outside or the toilets, we can escape the non-stoners tyranny out there

.

Drogue · July 10, 2003, 15:02

/me poors Jack a beer.

Mortal Kombat will be here shortly, I'm a sucker ofr franatic button pressing arcade games

Streetfighter 2 (original version) will also be here, having finally found it

I have been asked for Time Crisis too, which is being ordered.

/me turns round to see Sheep lighting-up, and swiftly asks the Gorilla to eject him. (for those that don't know about the Gorilla, have a look here. He is the bouncer

)

Urban Ranger · July 10, 2003, 23:24

/me thinks that scientists should make nanobots that attack tobacco.

Sheep · July 11, 2003, 02:52

Tabacco is really important to Sheepsta's co9ntinued well being. After all we sell it by the truckload.