July 6, 2003, 23:23
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this agathon versus asher thing is like a my penis is bigger than yours contest, only ten times more pathetic.
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July 6, 2003, 23:23
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It's only pathetic because I won months ago. 
And for the record, my penis is likely bigger than yours. 
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July 6, 2003, 23:25
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John Kenneth Hollis Richards. Working towards a B.A. in English at Grinnell College, in Grinnell Iowa. Going to reside in Norris residential hall. Currently residing in Newburyport, MA, trying to find a job for a small month.
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July 6, 2003, 23:25
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FLOPS benchmarks scale extremely well on the P4, nearly a 100% performance improvement with dual processors as well.
You know this ****, UR. 
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Snooze. FLOP benchmarks is the best you can come up with? Which FLOP benchmarks?
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July 6, 2003, 23:26
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"And for the record, my penis is likely bigger than yours."
Ah yes, but in your current relationship, that might not matter. Besides, it's all about technique, anyway.
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July 6, 2003, 23:27
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Snooze. FLOP benchmarks is the best you can come up with? Which FLOP benchmarks?
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Um. Do you know what this benchmark measured the results in? Hint: FLOPS.
And if you want an easy example, check out the SiSoft Sandra ones. Hell, enabling HyperThreading boosts FLOPS by like 40-50%.
FLOPS notoriously scales well with parallelism, it's not representitive of real world performance scalability.
You honestly didn't know this? 
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July 6, 2003, 23:29
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Originally posted by monolith94
John Kenneth Hollis Richards. Working towards a B.A. in English at Grinnell College, in Grinnell Iowa. Going to reside in Norris residential hall. Currently residing in Newburyport, MA, trying to find a job for a small month.
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And you still look like a young Stephan Jenkins.
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July 6, 2003, 23:30
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I'm really glad none of you have the first damn clue who I really am. Makes me feel safe at night. 
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July 6, 2003, 23:30
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I'm really glad none of you have the first damn clue who I really am. Makes me feel safe at night.
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Are you glad that no one knows or are you sad that no one cares?
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July 6, 2003, 23:31
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Originally posted by monolith94
"And for the record, my penis is likely bigger than yours."
Ah yes, but in your current relationship, that might not matter.
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Who is bottom ?
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July 6, 2003, 23:32
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Who do you think? 
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July 6, 2003, 23:33
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Originally posted by Asher
Who do you think?
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Since you didn't pop your butt cherry yet, I have no choice but to say Agathon
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July 6, 2003, 23:34
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Originally posted by Spiffor
Since you didn't pop your butt cherry yet, I have no choice but to say Agathon
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You assume too much...
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July 6, 2003, 23:35
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Are you glad that no one knows or are you sad that no one cares?
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The former.
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July 6, 2003, 23:37
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Good relationships are all about sharing, Asher...
Tisk tisk tisk...
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July 6, 2003, 23:38
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Good relationships are all about sharing, Asher...
Tisk tisk tisk...
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I agree.
What're you tisk tisking me for, I haven't even said anything about who is what.
I'm an equal-opportunity ****er of ****ing ****es.
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July 6, 2003, 23:40
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You assume too much...
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Tell the news to GP quickly, he was curious
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July 6, 2003, 23:42
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Just think Spiff, if this was in the Mac forum you would've gotten +1 for asking about Asher's butt-cherry.
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July 6, 2003, 23:43
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Just think Spiff, if this was in the Mac forum you would've gotten +1 for asking about Asher's butt-cherry.
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I don't care, I have an avatar  :Provoke:
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July 6, 2003, 23:55
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Actually in another thread today I also gave my middle name.
It's not like you're some mystery guy either.
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Now who's the stalker? I never went trolling around the internet to find you. What are you, some kind of pervert???
Terrible picture of me though; the reason being that I took it myself by holding the camera out in front of my face.
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July 6, 2003, 23:59
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Since you didn't pop your butt cherry yet, I have no choice but to say Agathon
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Are you calling me a poof, bro? Where I come from that's sufficient cause for duelling pistols at dawn (we are a backward, rural, bunch).
I'm shocked to learn I'm gay. I suppose I'll have to break it to my wife, and my favourite ewe.
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July 7, 2003, 00:01
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I'm shocked to learn I'm gay. I suppose I'll have to break it to my wife, and my favourite ewe.
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Don't worry, you and your wife will get used to it
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July 7, 2003, 00:02
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Your ewe won't get used to it, however; I bet she won't even believe you. A Kiwi turning down sex with a sheep? Preposterous!
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July 7, 2003, 00:02
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Don't worry, you and your wife will get used to it
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But think of the poor animals, man!!!!
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July 7, 2003, 00:03
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Your ewe won't get used to it, however; I bet she won't even believe you. A Kiwi turning down sex with a sheep? Preposterous!
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Have you ever seen the relative sizes of a kiwi and a sheep?
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July 7, 2003, 00:04
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Your ewe will find another lover. Stop worrying like that
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July 7, 2003, 00:05
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Stop worrying like that
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Terrible pun. You owe us all five bucks for making us read it.
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July 7, 2003, 00:08
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Have you ever seen the relative sizes of a kiwi and a sheep?
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kiwi = small, flightless bird native to New Zealand
Kiwi = sheep-raping hominids who immigrated to New Zealand
Capitalization makes all the difference.
BTW, congrats to everyone involved in this thread. NASA computer benchmarks to bestiality in two pages? Good show! 
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July 7, 2003, 00:11
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Have you ever seen the relative sizes of a kiwi and a sheep?
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kiwi = small, flightless bird native to New Zealand
Kiwi = sheep-raping hominids who immigrated to New Zealand
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Sheep raping hominid? That's about the nicest thing anyone's ever called me. Let's use SRH from now on.
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BTW, congrats to everyone involved in this thread. NASA computer benchmarks to bestiality in two pages? Good show!
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Damn, I was going to say that.
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July 7, 2003, 00:12
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Terrible pun. You owe us all five bucks for making us read it.
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what
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