July 6, 2003, 22:20
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King
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Create a new, evolved form of Fez: FEZLORD!
Let us say that, hypothetically, once Fez reached level 17 he would evolve into Fezlord, what kind of new abilities should Fezlord have over his unevolved form?
Guidelines
-Don't say anything that will cause the thread to get closed "Like, gee whiz, I would give him a brain"
-You can't bulk him up with superpowers that would unbalance the posting environment, eg. the ability to fly anywhere at supersonic speeds to beat up any commies.
Here are a few examples
+10% typing speed
+ a new vocabuary word, labyrinthine, but -10% dexterity
+50% artistic ability
+1 extra map of Argentina
+5% improved relations with Slowwhand
+1 free DL
Create your own Fezlord!
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July 6, 2003, 22:21
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Are you drunk?
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- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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July 6, 2003, 22:22
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Apolyton Grand Executioner
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Between  potential and flame potential, I give this thread about 1 chance in 1000 of surviving the next hour. 
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When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all.
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July 6, 2003, 22:22
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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3.....2.......1..................
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July 6, 2003, 22:25
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I say
-more quoteable (Fez has created a few classic, but FEZLORD would never stop)
-more links provided with his posts
-less likelyness to p[ost pics of self,d ue to his FEZLORD evolution.
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"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake :(
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"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
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July 6, 2003, 22:25
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+30% mood variation speed
+10% boyfriend's cuteness
+10 words.
New avatar
- 10% resistance to account hack.
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July 6, 2003, 22:26
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+1 to NOTHING! I GIVE HIM NOTHING! I'm a criminal!
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Tutto nel mondo è burla
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July 6, 2003, 22:26
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+10 appearances of Wiglaf
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July 6, 2003, 22:27
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President of the OT
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+100% more public nudity
+50% more hatred for nudists
+become communist
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"I'll never doubt you again when it comes to hockey, [Prince] Asher." - Guynemer
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July 6, 2003, 22:27
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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"Like, gee whiz, I would give him a brain"
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July 6, 2003, 22:30
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Emperor
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Given fez;s behavior towards homosexuality before, you can never tell abot his political leanings.
+5% Mingcapulco visits.
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If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake :(
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
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July 6, 2003, 22:36
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Emperor
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He gets a suped up helicopter with special commie-dumping abilities.
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Tutto nel mondo è burla
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July 6, 2003, 22:42
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Deity
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Upon evolving into Fezlord, Fez will unearth the Latin Lover hidden deep inside him, adding a 50% bonus to his attempts to seduce red_jon and/or Asher. The results of all seduction attempts are determined by the roll of a d20; a 10 or below results in a successful night of cross-cultural love, while anything above 10 results in a night alone with picture of Franco and a bottle of lotion.
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KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!
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July 6, 2003, 22:44
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Apolyton Grand Executioner
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And it didn't beat the odds. 
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