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Soviet joke!
This is a letter from the Komsomol (Communist Youth) containing a list of bands that have bad ideological content, dated 1985.
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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July 7, 2003, 05:04
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No. 11 is AC/DC. They are banned for neofascism and violence. LOL! :LOL:
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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July 7, 2003, 05:09
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Re: Soviet joke!
A troll obviously aimed at me....But it's pretty bad.
Even Ned gets me more riled up 
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July 7, 2003, 05:12
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Re: Re: Soviet joke!
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Originally posted by Tassadar5000
A troll obviously aimed at me....But it's pretty bad.
Even Ned gets me more riled up
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You have a very high opinion of yourself 
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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July 7, 2003, 05:14
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I would like to see a translation of this to English. If I understand it correctly, most of the bands/artists are nazis, including Iron Maiden but not Donna Summer (who is bad because?) 
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July 7, 2003, 05:15
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Is that a list from Radio Yerevan?
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July 7, 2003, 05:16
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You'll have to give a few more translations. All I can work out are the B-52's at No. 2.
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July 7, 2003, 05:17
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24. Donna Summer - erotism?
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July 7, 2003, 05:27
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25. Tina Terner - seks
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July 7, 2003, 05:32
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Even better 16. Scorpions - violence
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July 7, 2003, 05:35
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Top ten....
1. Sex Pistols
2. ....what Paul said
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4. The Clash? (Klesh )
5. Stranglers
6. KISS
7. ?
8. Styx
9. Iron Maiden
10. Judas Priest
nacilie= Nazis???
Edit: 3. seems to be Madness (like the whole list )
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July 7, 2003, 05:41
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Using Altavista's Babelfish service, I've worked out that 3. is....Madness!
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July 7, 2003, 05:42
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13. Black Sabbath - violence?
19. Pink Floyd - ?
20. Talking Heads - ?
29. Ramones - Drugs?
30. Van Halen (?) - Antisoviet?
31. Julio Iglesias - Neofascism?
38. Blondie - Drugs, violence?
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July 7, 2003, 05:45
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26. is Dzanhior of English?
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July 7, 2003, 05:47
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You mean danior?
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July 7, 2003, 05:48
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July 7, 2003, 05:49
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July 7, 2003, 05:49
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Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
29. Ramones - Drugs?
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Not drugs, just punk.
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July 7, 2003, 05:52
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Well, I guess a good communist should stay away from punk
27. ??? - homosexualism
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July 7, 2003, 05:53
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19. Pink Floyd (1983) - misrepresentation of the foreign policy of the USSR ("Aggression in Afghanistan")
20. Talking Heads - myth of the Soviet military threat
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July 7, 2003, 07:14
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Fun, but not genuine.
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July 7, 2003, 07:16
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What did capitalist Russia do in 10 years that Soviet Russia failed to do in 70?
Make Communism look good.
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July 7, 2003, 07:21
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What did capitalist Russia do in 10 years that Soviet Russia failed to do in 70?
Make Communism look good.
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Did it ?
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July 7, 2003, 07:44
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Originally posted by Solver
Fun, but not genuine.
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Are you aware it isn't or is that an educated guess?
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July 7, 2003, 07:54
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BC
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July 7, 2003, 08:09
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Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
Well, I guess a good communist should stay away from punk
27. ??? - homosexualism
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Canned Heat. OMG, LOL!!!
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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July 7, 2003, 08:11
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Originally posted by Solver
Fun, but not genuine.
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You think it's a fake? Due to it being seemingly printed by a printer, which was unavailable in the USSR at the time?
But I know for SURE such lists existed. My dad had a rock band and knew the inside of the whole youth entertainment "industry".
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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July 7, 2003, 08:15
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Originally posted by Paul Hanson
26. is Dzanhior of English?
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Junior English (Reggae). I can't believe this.
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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July 7, 2003, 08:57
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So my question is would this list make these groups more unpopular or more popular in the Soviet Union
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July 7, 2003, 09:00
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The recipe for success in the rock'n'roll is to be banned.
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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