why britney spears?

altF18 · July 10, 2003, 03:51

i know nones visible right now, but many times i've seen BS pic threads here! why? isn't she one of the worst looking celebs you've seen? i mean, what bad taste!
if you want to see real eyecandy, heres the girl!

don't worry, its acceptable stuff.

http://www.actresspictures.com/displ...=aalyson1a.jpg

http://www.actresspictures.com/displ...=aalyson1b.jpg

http://www.actresspictures.com/displ...=aalyson2s.jpg

http://www.actresspictures.com/displ...<br /> <br />http://www.actresspictures.com/display.php?path=/alyson&loc=serv08&img=alyson02.jpg

http://www.actresspictures.com/displ...g=alyson01.jpg

http://www.actresspictures.com/displ...=alyson023.jpg

http://www.actresspictures.com/displ...=alyson04a.jpg

oh boy, im drooling already... those smiles make my knees week.. that face makes my stomach flutter...
that body is making my... better not say....

I NEED A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

edit: p.s any girl here have pics like those?

Jon Shafer · July 10, 2003, 04:09

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Originally posted by altF18
edit: p.s any girl here have pics like those?

No, but there's many old men who do.

MRT144 · July 10, 2003, 04:37

power of the booya

laurentius · July 10, 2003, 05:07

very nice hair MRT144, very nice...

Skanky Burns · July 10, 2003, 05:48

MRT! Dude!!

VJ · July 10, 2003, 05:52

Mrt, let me ask the semi-obvious: is that a picture of you?

General Ludd · July 10, 2003, 07:07

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Originally posted by altF18
i know nones visible right now, but many times i've seen BS pic threads here!

You have?

Skanky Burns · July 10, 2003, 07:10

I'm assuming he means popups.
I am also hoping more newbies post links to pictures of the female form before the mods rear their (comparatively) ugly heads and declare this thread DOA.

VJ · July 10, 2003, 07:14

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I NEED A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

Why don't you buy a mirror, instead?

Mercator · July 10, 2003, 07:49

I think there has only ever been one Britney thread, and that's the one about her having had sex with Justin.

And if you're talking about the pop-ups, everyone except Ted Striker wants to see those go.

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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
I am also hoping more newbies post links to pictures of the female form before the mods rear their (comparatively) ugly heads and declare this thread DOA.

You mean you can't find any yourself on the Internet?

Oh, and cool hair MRT.

Q Classic · July 10, 2003, 08:20

who is this alyson person supposed to be?

but yeah, spears is not attractive.

Pekka · July 10, 2003, 08:30

the image is clear now. I see mrt144 going through girls purse after savagely sodomizing her.. when she passed out.

gunkulator · July 10, 2003, 08:44

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Originally posted by Q Cubed
who is this alyson person supposed to be?

Alyson Hannigan. She was Willow on Buffy The Vampire Slayer and the Band Camp girl in the American Pie movies. And a complete babe.

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but yeah, spears is not attractive.

So I'm guessing you only date supermodels or something. Spears is easily in the upper half of the female population.

Skanky Burns · July 10, 2003, 09:02

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Originally posted by Mercator
You mean you can't find any yourself on the Internet?

Of course. Doing something about my terminal laziness, however...

Q Classic · July 10, 2003, 09:04

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So I'm guessing you only date supermodels or something. Spears is easily in the upper half of the female population.

no, but spears suffers from the same problem a lot of these models and "upper half" suffer from: that is, too artificial, too twiggy, and too empty-vacuous.

gunkulator · July 10, 2003, 09:13

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Originally posted by Q Cubed
no, but spears suffers from the same problem a lot of these models and "upper half" suffer from: that is, too artificial,

What part or parts of her are fake?

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too twiggy,

You really haven't had a good look dude.

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and too empty-vacuous.

Well, singing pop songs isn't exactly rocket science so what do you expect, Shakespearian allusions? She's certainly figured out how to make more money by age 21 than I'll make my whole life, academic honors or not. In any case, neither of us know her well enough to know what's beneath the pop-princess veneer.

Q Classic · July 10, 2003, 10:30

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What part or parts of her are fake?

her entire public personality, and i don't buy the "growth spurt" excuse.

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You really haven't had a good look dude.

she's not as bad as others, i'll admit. i'll also say that yes, she's voluptuous as well.

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Well, singing pop songs isn't exactly rocket science so what do you expect, Shakespearian allusions?

i don't expect genius from singing pop songs. pop songs are by their very nature consumeable garbage. i've listened to her talk in several late night talk shows, and that's more than enough for me to feel that her air-headed prattle is more than i can bear.

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She's certainly figured out how to make more money by age 21 than I'll make my whole life, academic honors or not.

isn't the world unfair? this isn't about money.

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In any case, neither of us know her well enough to know what's beneath the pop-princess veneer.

very true. all i'm saying is that i don't find her attractive. you might, and more power to you. not all of us have the same tastes in women.

MRT144 · July 10, 2003, 11:42

yes, it is i in that picture

pekka, only light sodomy...you dont want to do too much damage so that its out of commision the second time you come around.

Al B. Sure! · July 10, 2003, 11:46

ugly *****

Ted Striker · July 10, 2003, 22:34

You dogged out Britney for this *****?

Terrible

Agathon · July 10, 2003, 22:37

That chick in the pictures is a ******* dog. I wouldn't touch her with yours, mate.

st_swithin · July 10, 2003, 22:45

Hey Mrt, we had the same haircut in university!

What a coincidence! And people are talking about Brittany, and there are people from the UK, which is also called Britain or Great Britain! What an amazing coincidence!

How could I possibly leave such riveting conversation?

Tuberski · July 10, 2003, 22:48

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Originally posted by Q Cubed
who is this alyson person supposed to be?

One quote should clear it up:

"One time, at band camp."

Does that help?

ACK!

Elok · July 10, 2003, 22:52

Meh. Neither Spears nor Hannigan is all that spectacularly gorgeous. It's just that any young woman who isn't notably obese or cursed with a big facial deformity(giant nose, harelip, etc.) can be made attractive by judicious use of the right clothes, makeup and associated glitz. On Britney's budget you could make a 90-lb. heroin addict look hot. Tastes vary too. I think most of Britney's popularity stems from the dirty-schoolgirl mystique she has going. Or it could be something else.

Ted Striker · July 10, 2003, 22:54

true

Agathon · July 10, 2003, 22:55

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Originally posted by Elok
Meh. Neither Spears nor Hannigan is all that spectacularly gorgeous. It's just that any young woman who isn't notably obese or cursed with a big facial deformity(giant nose, harelip, etc.) can be made attractive by judicious use of the right clothes, makeup and associated glitz. On Britney's budget you could make a 90-lb. heroin addict look hot. Tastes vary too. I think most of Britney's popularity stems from the dirty-schoolgirl mystique she has going. Or it could be something else.

I don't know why women bother with make up and all that crap. There's a much cheaper and more affordable way that will make even the most scrofulous hag appear like a goddess, it's called beer and you don't even have to persuade men to drink it.

Al B. Sure! · July 10, 2003, 22:55

yeah... that girl in the pictures was ugly as ****...

Ted Striker · July 10, 2003, 22:55

I like it when they wear makeup and wear heels and all that.

rowww

Straybow · July 11, 2003, 03:19

Too often the makeup is way overdone. They'd actually look better with a touch than a trowel full.

I remember one girl that I didn't even recognize when she was all dolled up. She thought I was ignoring her and felt slighted—I was because I was looking for the "other version." I guess it wasn't meant to be; her clothes and jewelry were too gaudy for my taste.

Dis · July 11, 2003, 03:21

Britney was only hot because she was under age.

all the pervert men who wanted underage girls wanted her.

I never found her very attractive (big or small breasts)

Yeah sure I'd **** her if nothing else was around, but she's not my type.