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Smells like Teen Stupid: TEH ANSWAAAR
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TEH POIENTSCORNING!!!11!!
First, the answers:
Question 1:
Texas: 20
California: 13
New York: 4
England: 2
Any state other than Utah: 1
Anything but Texas: 1
Finland: 1
Virginia: 1
Maine: 1
Question 2:
7: 22
3: 5
5: 3
0: 2
6: 2
8: 2
e: 1
2: 1
-5: 1
Zylka: 1
1: 1
5, 22144: 1
10: 1
4: 1
Question 3:
chegitz guevara: 17
Sava: 7
Spiffor: 5
Fez: 3
Joe / Banana Joe: 2
Boris: 2
Zylka: 2
Agathon: 1
Me: 1
*EiF*: 1
Starchild: 1
MWHC: 1
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Question 4:
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 :3
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:spankmepastor: : 1
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uke: : 1
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Question 5:
Metallica: 21
Zylka: 3
Nirvana: 2
Led Zeppelin: 2
AC/DC: 2
I prefer rubber bands: 1
My wristwatch: 1
Music is for wussies: 1
Moby's red-haired stepchild: 1
Aerosmith: 1
Iron Maiden: 1
I don't know: 1
Rammstein: 1
uke: : 1
Jewel: 1
King's X: 1
Snow-white and other fairytale tellers: 1
Korn: 1
KISS: 1
Question 6:
Pepperoni: 17
Cheese: 12
Pineapples: 2
Salami: 2
Tomato, cheese and whatever the English name for pizza-pork is: 1
Sausages: 1
Olives: 1
No topping: 1
Slowwhand: 1
Hawaiian: 1
Extra cheese: 1
chorizo: 1
Ham and corn: 1
Onions: 1
Bacon: 1
Question 7:
Zylka: 22
banana: 7
What?: 2
Nothing: 2
I don't know: 2
pubic hair: 1
Finland: 1
Wutang!: 1
porno soundtrack of the seventies: 1
Who knows: 1
No: 1
I am God: 1
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My answer: 1
and then the winners:
44. Sava: 8
43. alva: 16
42. Straybow: 28
41. geeslaka: 30
40. Kirnwaffen: 36
39. Tuberski: 38
37. Makeo: 43
37. Atahualpha: 43
36. Sheik: 50
32. FrustratedPoet: 53
32. St.Leo: 53
32. Zero: 53
32. ADG 53
31. Spiffor: 57
30. Uncle Sparky: 59
29. Japher: 61
27. Skanky Burns: 64
27. Thud: 64
26. Tuomerehu: 66
25. Lonestar: 68
23. Eli: 70
23. MrWhereItsAt: 70
21. TKG: 74
21. Q Cubed: 74
19. Urban Ranger: 81
19. Wernazuma III 81
18. skywalker: 82
17. ixnay: 87
15. mrmitchell: 90
15. Sirotnikov: 90
12. Azazel: 93
12. JohnT: 93
12. Kassiopeia: 93
11. Drogue: 96
10. Pekka: 97
9. Shi Huangdi: 98
8. Zylka: 101
7. Garth Vader: 102
4. Gangerolf: 105
4. GePap: 105
4. MikeH: 105
3. Imran Siddiqui: 106
2. Agathon: 109
And the winner is:
***1. loinburger: 110***
CONTRAGULAMATIONS TO AL WINNARS!1!!!!
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July 10, 2003, 17:32
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I forgot what the questions were... can you post them?
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July 10, 2003, 17:33
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So, the questions are:
1. What's the best state of the US?
2. What's your favorite number between 0 and 9?
3. Who's your favorite left-wing Poly poster?
4. What's your favorite smiley?
5. What's the greatest metal band ever?
6. What's your favorite pizza topping?
7. What's going to be the most popular answer to this question?
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July 10, 2003, 17:34
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Ha ha, Sava still didn't achieve the lowest score! I considered about it, but finally decided to merge the "Banana Joe" and "Joe" answers to the left-wing poster question, considering that Joe was an actual poster for a while, one that us forum vets won't forget (He was a virulent out-and-out racist and Holocaust denier, BTW)
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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July 10, 2003, 17:35
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yay I was last!@
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July 10, 2003, 17:37
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cheese and extra cheese should be combined too. IMO
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July 10, 2003, 17:39
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Cheese and extra cheese are entirely different substances
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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July 10, 2003, 17:40
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Originally posted by Stefu
Ha ha, Sava still didn't achieve the lowest score! I considered about it, but finally decided to merge the "Banana Joe" and "Joe" answers to the left-wing poster question, considering that Joe was an actual poster for a while, one that us forum vets won't forget (He was a virulent out-and-out racist and Holocaust denier, BTW)
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Noooooo... Banana Joe was no poster here on Apolyton... (at least not from what I know)... that's why I picked that answer
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July 10, 2003, 17:40
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So, Is Zylka the new banana?
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July 10, 2003, 17:41
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DAMN YOU PEOPLE!!
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July 10, 2003, 17:42
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There's only one answer to that, and it is Zylka.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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July 10, 2003, 17:42
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Noooooo... Banana Joe was no poster here on Apolyton... (at least not from what I know)... that's why I picked that answer
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I decided to be a good man, knowing that Sava would just completely break down if he achieved the lowest possible score
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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July 10, 2003, 17:43
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Bah... I failed big time on that favorite number question... I knew I shouldn't have answered my favorite number...
...and why didn't I pick the :BananaDance: instead of
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July 10, 2003, 17:45
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I decided to be a good man, knowing that Sava would just completely break down if he achieved the lowest possible score
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SSTOP MANUPULATING THE RESULTS LIKE A DIRTY REPUBLICAN!! I LOST FAIR AND SQUARE!!
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July 10, 2003, 17:46
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Wooo... #2.. my highest score ever. I think I f'ed it up on the last question though (I should have known it was Zylka )... but I'm not sure.
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July 10, 2003, 17:50
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Wutang!
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July 10, 2003, 17:52
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I'm Al Gore and I demand a ****ing recount!!!!! 
Who the **** added this up?
I got the top answer on all the questions except the pizza one.
Here's a copy of my PM from my outbox.
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Here's mine
1. What's the best state of the US?
Texas
2. What's your favorite number between 0 and 9?
7
3. Who's your favorite left-wing Poly poster?
Chegitz
4. What's your favorite smiley?
5. What's the greatest metal band ever?
Metallica
6. What's your favorite pizza topping?
Hawaiian
7. What's going to be the most popular answer to this question?
Zylka.
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That is 20+22+17+6+21+1+22=109
Which means Loinburger still wins by 1 (nice one LB)
I demand justice!!!!!
edit (I had to edit in the dance smiley as the copy took it out, but I can provide a screenshot of my PM Box.) I'm not being beaten by Imran Siddiqui!!!!!
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July 10, 2003, 17:59
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110 points
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July 10, 2003, 18:08
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:slapshead: Sorry Aga, the stupid is me, you are correct.
Lonestar's score also wrong and changed.
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July 10, 2003, 18:11
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Stupid Metallica.
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July 10, 2003, 18:12
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If you keep these going long enough, there will be one where you get the highest score by answering "Zylka" to everything. 
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July 10, 2003, 18:16
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Originally posted by Stefu
:slapshead: Sorry Aga, the stupid is me, you are correct.
Lonestar's score also wrong and changed.
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Cheers - no worries really. I just spent five minutes scratching my head as to how I could have been down so far when I seemed to have submitted such popular answers. Damn the people who hate Hawaiian pizza though.
I wonder who put me as their favourite lefty?
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July 10, 2003, 18:16
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Originally posted by Stefu
:slapshead: Sorry Aga, the stupid is me, you are correct.
Lonestar's score also wrong and changed.
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woohoo! I'm somewhere in the middle!
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July 10, 2003, 18:31
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Originally posted by Agathon
Cheers - no worries really. I just spent five minutes scratching my head as to how I could have been down so far when I seemed to have submitted such popular answers. Damn the people who hate Hawaiian pizza though.
I wonder who put me as their favourite lefty?
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Who puts Hawaiians on pizza?
favorite TOPPING, remember?
I really screwed the pooch on this one.
ACK!
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July 10, 2003, 18:52
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Originally posted by Tuberski
Who puts Hawaiians on pizza?
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Cannibals?
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July 10, 2003, 19:33
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Agathon: I felt like tweaking your nose so I put you down as my favorite lefty.
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July 10, 2003, 19:43
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Agathon: I felt like tweaking your nose so I put you down as my favorite lefty.
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OK - how did you know I was a lefty?
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July 10, 2003, 20:03
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I saw a pic of you with your left arm replaced with a wing.
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July 10, 2003, 20:12
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I saw a pic of you with your left arm replaced with a wing.
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Not the naked one with Angelina Jolie!!!!
*panics that the press may discover his secret romance*
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July 10, 2003, 20:13
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Originally posted by Agathon
Not the naked one with Angelina Jolie!!!!
*panics that the press may discover his secret romance*
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Nope the one tied up naked with Billy Bob Thornton.....
ACK!
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