July 11, 2003, 10:44
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Just call me Sheriff Hunt.
http://www.augustachronicle.com/stor...met_hunt.shtml
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The long-expected outcome became reality Tuesday night as Aiken County voters picked the GOP nominee, Lt. Mike Hunt, as their next sheriff.
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July 11, 2003, 10:47
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 , my borther-in-law teaches a kid named that... it is awful 
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July 11, 2003, 10:48
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Great stuff.
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July 11, 2003, 10:52
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Do you think he tells criminals to spread 'em, or do the criminals tell him that?
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July 11, 2003, 10:53
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July 11, 2003, 10:58
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Being comprehensively fingered by thousands of voters must surely bring a lovely warm feeling to Mike Hunt. It's almost enough to make you reach for the tissues and dab away the wetness smearing your cheeks.
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July 11, 2003, 11:01
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I met a Richard Head once...
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July 11, 2003, 11:01
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Apparently his campaign slogan was "Mike Hunt.... Open for you" but I can't find a link with that on. 
I am also unsure if pregnant chads were a problem at his election.
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July 11, 2003, 11:04
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a bit off topic, but you guys remember the soccer team mascot who won against more serious applicant in UK when they wanted new governor or something? It was hilarious..
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July 11, 2003, 11:07
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I was close:
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"Mike Hunt / Accessible for You." [Denver Post, 6-23-03; Salt Lake Tribune, 5-26-03] [Augusta Chronicle, 5-14-03]
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http://www.msnbc.com/comics/nw.asp
Genius.
Haven't heard that Pekka, what was the story?
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July 11, 2003, 11:08
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the monkey becoming mayor or hartlepool youy mean?
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July 11, 2003, 11:09
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btw,
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July 11, 2003, 11:09
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Oh yeah! That was hillarious.
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July 11, 2003, 11:20
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Well if the monkey was the mascot.. then yeah 
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July 11, 2003, 11:32
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July 11, 2003, 11:36
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Hartlepool has a monkey for a mascot. They should have a pool full of hearts for a mascot. Liverpool is self explanatory I think.
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July 11, 2003, 11:37
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I wish I wouldn't have posted that.
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July 11, 2003, 11:39
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Yeah but do you know why Hartlepool has a monkey for a mascot?
Apparently a Monkey washed up on the shore there after a shipwreck, they thought it was a French spy so they hanged it.
Hmmm... it says that in the link but it's funny enough to post again.
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July 11, 2003, 11:41
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They hung a monkey?
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July 11, 2003, 11:45
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Wait a minute. That's supposed to be hanged, isn't it?
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July 11, 2003, 15:33
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Could be 'hung like a monkey' however well endowed they may be...
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July 11, 2003, 15:35
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There was a guy in college whose name was Richard Thickens. Great name. 
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July 11, 2003, 15:37
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Ah, a glorious day for Mike Hunt!
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July 11, 2003, 15:39
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hmm
so the french have monkey like characteristics?
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July 11, 2003, 16:06
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hmm
so the french have monkey like characteristics?
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Perhaps the monkey surrendered without putting up a fight, that may have convinced the townspeople he was French.
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July 11, 2003, 18:51
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You would think he'd at least use "Michael" instead of "Mike"
Perhaps he just decided to take it head on...
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July 11, 2003, 18:54
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I have a friend named Richard Palmer. He has an older brother. Thus he is the little **** palmer.
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July 11, 2003, 18:54
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There's some businesswoman doing some business here with the name of Anu Saukkonen.
(In case you're not Finnish, "aukko" means a hole" and well, you can deduce the rest by yourself, pretty much...)
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July 11, 2003, 18:57
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How about race car driver D!ck Trickle?
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July 11, 2003, 18:59
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Tuberski... watch Cosby much? Damnit I can't believe I knew what you were refering to. What is wrong with me?
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