Project Flowering: The Collection of Ancient Hiverian Texts

Nubclear · July 13, 2003, 17:56

The Hiverian Bible, and the Collected History of the Hive are to begin now

This thread is to help me begin, to discuss language, etc etc....

Vev · July 13, 2003, 22:41

Behold, the Prophet proclaimed the to PAC, "Let all hard working Hive citizens be rewarded with Xenodoughnuts." The party agreed and Claire Forlani's will be done.

Book of Claire 5:12

Nubclear · July 13, 2003, 23:11

Quote:

Originally posted by Vev
Behold, the Prophet proclaimed the to PAC, "Let all hard working Hive citizens be rewarded with Xenodoughnuts." The party agreed and

I'm flattered

Quote:

Claire Forlani's will be done.

Vev · July 13, 2003, 23:23

Of course there will be a Book of Tass:

From the fungus to the West, the (nearly almost achieved godhood) Prophet Tass was delivered to the Hive after a long and ardous journey.

Googlie · July 13, 2003, 23:39

I think that the 7-tile 3500 meter mountain should be named Mount Tassadar from whence the prophet Tass emerged with the tomes

G.

Octavian X · July 13, 2003, 23:55

From the Book of Tass:

Then, Tass was assumed into heaven by the great GooglieGod to live there and spam for the rest of time.

Nubclear · July 14, 2003, 01:54

Quote:

Originally posted by Octavian X
From the Book of Tass:

Then, Tass was assumed into heaven by the great GooglieGod to live there and spam for the rest of time.

And had the Drones and the "Rationalistic" Looniversity not whined, it would be true

Nubclear · July 14, 2003, 03:06

A few previews:

Quote:

1: In the beginning, the universe was without substance
And was void,
3: And only the Lord GooglieGod existed.
4: And the Lord GooglieGod, with his infinite willpower,
Created Nirvana and Dukkha, Heaven and Hell,
5: And the Lord GooglieGod, with his infinite strength,
Used his hands and fists to cultivate Planet

Quote:

TAU CETI FLOWERING II
The Original Humans Embrace Consciousness and form Civilization

1: Awaken my children! Embrace my glory! Said the Lord
GooglieGod to the Humans
2: And his children awakened!
3: And his children spoke unto him, Glory to GooglieGod!

Quote:

6: And as the Children ate, the Lord GooglieGod warned
the Children of sin,
7: I am the creator of all things!, the Lord GooglieGod
spake.
8: I am the reason of being, and thou shalt worship me
Eternally!, the Lord GooglieGod spake.

Quote:

15: And the Lord GooglieGod looked upon their naked
bodies, and realized that the Children cannot
expand themselves!
16: Therefore the Lord GooglieGod gave five children
Fountains of Pleasure,
17: And the Lord GooglieGod gave 2 Children Lakes of
Pleasure,

So far it spans two pages, and I'm just covering Pre-Existence

Snowflake · July 14, 2003, 09:45

Looks like we are going to have a really nice Bible!

Googlie · July 14, 2003, 10:13

Hmm - don't forget my servant Miriam's Sword of Righteousness (her lurking PB) and my Avenging Angels (Roze with her twenty probecruisers)

G.

Micha · July 15, 2003, 08:33

Quote:

And so was said by the burning xenofunghus bush:/
Beware of those who pretend to know,/
for they will open Pandora´s box!/
That day, the Sword of Righteousness will appear/
to wreak havoc upon an unworthy mankind!/
So be warned, children of heaven,/
never try to achieve powers only your god possesses!

Book of Armageddon 2:27 "The sword of righteousness"

On a side note, Hive scientists have ever tried to create a link to the University as "those who pretend to know". In this point, the "Flowering" leaves much room for speculation...

Vev · July 16, 2003, 01:04

All hail the mighty Progenitors and Manifold 6!