July 15, 2003, 00:23
|
#1
|
|
PolyCast Thread Necromancer
Local Time: 05:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: We are all Asher now.
Posts: 1,437
|
What is your criminal record?
Has anyone here ever been conivted of a crime? A serious one?
Anyone here a convicted rapist or murderer?
Just curious.
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 00:24
|
#2
|
|
Deity
Local Time: 01:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: May 2001
Location: 138% of your RDA of Irony
Posts: 18,577
|
Hint: search "I've been indicted on multiple charges"
As for me, I've never been arrested, and have never received either a moving violation or a parking ticket.
I'm clean as a whislt
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 00:25
|
#3
|
|
Deity
Local Time: 01:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the closet...
Posts: 10,604
|
I'm in the pen right now, doing 25 to life for 2nd degree murder. Gives me plenty of time to post, even if I have to do it from prison library.
__________________
KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 00:27
|
#4
|
|
King
Local Time: 00:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Wichita
Posts: 1,352
|
Fighting in sixth grade.
Parking ticket.
__________________
http://monkspider.blogspot.com/
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 00:27
|
#5
|
|
King
Local Time: 22:41
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Boulder, Colorado, United Snakes of America
Posts: 1,417
|
I've gotten 4 moving violations in my life, and 3 parking tickets (all on the same violation!). I went to court and the judge threw out two of them. Otherwise, I've never even been arrested, much less convicted. Considering the countless felonies that I've committed, I'm quite proud of my record.
__________________
He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 00:28
|
#6
|
|
President of the OT
Local Time: 23:41
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Posts: 40,843
|
Nearly got busted for possession while underaged. Although I don't think that's criminal here anymore.
Speeding ticket too.
__________________
"I'll never doubt you again when it comes to hockey, [Prince] Asher." - Guynemer
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 00:28
|
#7
|
|
King
Local Time: 22:41
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Boulder, Colorado, United Snakes of America
Posts: 1,417
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
I'm in the pen right now, doing 25 to life for 2nd degree murder. Gives me plenty of time to post, even if I have to do it from prison library.
|
How much time do you have to go?
__________________
He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 00:30
|
#8
|
|
Deity
Local Time: 01:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: May 2001
Location: 138% of your RDA of Irony
Posts: 18,577
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Asher
Nearly got busted for possession while underaged. Although I don't think that's criminal here anymore.
Speeding ticket too.
|
It still is, but only technically (since you won't be prosecuted). IIRC the legislation hasn't even come up for reading yet.
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 00:30
|
#9
|
|
Prince
Local Time: 22:41
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: of the purple hand
Posts: 585
|
My criminal record is mine and mine alone.
__________________
American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
XGalaga.
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 00:36
|
#10
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 01:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 9,706
|
how would you get a criminal record for fighting in 6th grade?
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 00:37
|
#11
|
|
Deity
Local Time: 01:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: May 2001
Location: 138% of your RDA of Irony
Posts: 18,577
|
He capped the other kid.
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 00:37
|
#12
|
|
President of the OT
Local Time: 23:41
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Posts: 40,843
|
[spoiled white kid]
Why would he throw his hat at the other kid?!?!
[/spoiled white kid]
__________________
"I'll never doubt you again when it comes to hockey, [Prince] Asher." - Guynemer
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 00:47
|
#13
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 01:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 9,706
|
Asher:
if a word like "capping" is used on apolyton, spoiled white kids already now it...
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 00:48
|
#14
|
|
Deity
Local Time: 01:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: May 2001
Location: 138% of your RDA of Irony
Posts: 18,577
|
Diog, I be an OG.
Y'all got nothin' on me.
North Side in the house!
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 00:51
|
#15
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 01:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Detached
Posts: 6,995
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
I'm in the pen right now, doing 25 to life for 2nd degree murder. Gives me plenty of time to post, even if I have to do it from prison library.
|
Are you guilty?
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 01:03
|
#16
|
|
Prince
Local Time: 00:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Minneapolis
Posts: 610
|
How about something like "are you serious?"
I'm guessing he said that for laughs.
__________________
-rmsharpe
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 01:04
|
#17
|
|
King
Local Time: 00:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Wichita
Posts: 1,352
|
I always thought Drake was a college student. 
__________________
http://monkspider.blogspot.com/
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 01:05
|
#18
|
|
President of the OT
Local Time: 23:41
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Posts: 40,843
|
Dayum you guys are dense. 
__________________
"I'll never doubt you again when it comes to hockey, [Prince] Asher." - Guynemer
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 01:06
|
#19
|
|
King
Local Time: 00:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Wichita
Posts: 1,352
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Asher
Dayum you guys are dense.
|
So you never really got the speeding ticket?
__________________
http://monkspider.blogspot.com/
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 01:07
|
#20
|
|
King
Local Time: 01:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: of Meridian Hill, Washington D.C.
Posts: 1,383
|
1 Parking ticket from SUNY Cops and one conviction for "Parking on the Pavement"
__________________
R.I.P George Alexandru 9/8/07
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 01:08
|
#21
|
|
Deity
Local Time: 22:41
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 17,354
|
none whatsoever.
I don't make a habit of committing felonies. Although I may have broken some gun laws that may be felonies. All other crimes I may have committed are misdeamanors.
__________________
Focus, discipline
Barack Obama- the antichrist
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 01:09
|
#22
|
|
Deity
Local Time: 00:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Underwater no one can hear sharks scream
Posts: 11,096
|
No. The charges were dropped.
__________________
Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 01:10
|
#23
|
|
President of the OT
Local Time: 23:41
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Posts: 40,843
|
What charges?
__________________
"I'll never doubt you again when it comes to hockey, [Prince] Asher." - Guynemer
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 01:10
|
#24
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 23:41
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: of the Big Apple
Posts: 4,109
|
Nada, zip, cilsh, not a thing.
__________________
If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake :(
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 01:11
|
#25
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 23:41
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: of the Big Apple
Posts: 4,109
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by DinoDoc
No. The charges were dropped.
|
So is cannibalism charged as first or second degree murder?
__________________
If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake :(
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 01:41
|
#26
|
|
King
Local Time: 06:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: All Connections That Have Been Made Are Now Dead
Posts: 2,981
|
been arrested a couple of times, spent a night in the cells for a bar brawl (which wasn't my fault!). only thing i've ever been prosecuted for though is speeding :/
__________________
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 01:41
|
#27
|
Local Time: 16:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Skanky Father
Posts: 16,530
|
My criminal record in non-existant.
__________________
I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 02:00
|
#28
|
|
PolyCast Thread Necromancer
Local Time: 05:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: We are all Asher now.
Posts: 1,437
|
Well......I've been convicted of felony murder, 2nd degree. But I'm NOT a bad person. It was to defend my family. And yes, I'm being serious.
Last edited by Nubclear; July 15, 2003 at 02:23.
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 02:10
|
#29
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 00:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: Alexandria, VA
Posts: 4,213
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Tassadar5000
Well......I've been convicted of felony murder, 2nd degree. But I'm NOT a bad person. It was to defend my family. And yes, I'm being serious.
|
Ah, even more evidence that Tassadar's persona is fake.
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame81.html
__________________
"I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer
"I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand
|
|
|
|
|
|
July 15, 2003, 02:18
|
#30
|
|
Deity
Local Time: 01:41
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the closet...
Posts: 10,604
|
|
Quote:
|
|
How much time do you have to go?
|
I should be eligible for parole in 2026, with good behavior.
|
Quote:
|
|
I always thought Drake was a college student.
|
I was a college student, before I ****ed up and killed that guy.
__________________
KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is On
|
|
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:41.
|
|
