July 15, 2003, 05:34
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Warlord
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I F**king HATE it when...
When my boxers develop holes in the crotch section! I go to buy new ones, and before I know it, I get that feeling of my hanging gardens escaping through that hole! Is that normal, or does my sack really generate that much friction? It bothers me so much I am considering using safety pinning my sack to my leg. 
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July 15, 2003, 05:35
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Emperor
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OMG 2 HOT 2 HANDLE
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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July 15, 2003, 06:16
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Prince
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I am considering using safety pinning my sack to my leg
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Dont.
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July 15, 2003, 06:19
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Settler
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Stop masturbating and you'll stop getting holes in the crotch section
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July 15, 2003, 06:23
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There must be an easier way!
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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July 15, 2003, 07:24
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Emperor
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Boxers != Thongs. With boxers you don't have that problem, so next time go to the mens section when you get underwear 
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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July 15, 2003, 07:28
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King
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1. dont wear boxers with jeans
2. dont wear boxers with any kind of snug fitting pants
3. buy cotton boxers, they last longer than silk.
4. if you buy silk dont wear them during the day, use them as pajamas 
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July 15, 2003, 07:30
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Emperor
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Space05us, or just sleep naked.
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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July 15, 2003, 07:47
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King
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or that, I find it to be more comfortable knowing I cant be molested wihtout being woken up first
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July 15, 2003, 07:55
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Emperor
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 Silly space05us, that's what Anal plugs are for!!
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July 15, 2003, 07:58
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King
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If you like that feeling, sure.
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July 15, 2003, 07:59
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Deity
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go to the animal hospital and ask for spaying.
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July 15, 2003, 08:39
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Just another peon
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That's about enough.
Toast.
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