July 15, 2003, 13:16
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Don't Scope Out Women On The Internet
This is something I don't get. This ex-marine named Toby chats a girl named Shevaun up on the internet. They enjoy each others' company a lot, so they set a time to meet in Paris. She comes along and says...
Shevaun: Hi, I'm Shevaun.
Toby: You can't be Shevaun. Shevaun said she was 18 years old while we were chatting.
Shevaun: Well, really I'm 12.
Toby: You're one sick puppy. I'm outa here.
What's the result? Toby is an instant fugitive, his life is ruined by having his name and picture plastered all over the European media as a sexual predator.
http://www.nbc17.com/news/2333350/detail.html
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July 15, 2003, 13:17
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Well... he picked her up in London and they BOTH flew to Paris. He should have known when he met her in London.
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July 15, 2003, 13:18
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Wait a second. You're right! That's awful fishy. 
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I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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July 15, 2003, 13:22
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Really, he should have gone to the Czch republic, where taking young girls across international lines and having sex with them is legal. 
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July 15, 2003, 13:22
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yeah its a bit suss. i think i could tell the difference between a 12 yo and 18 yo.
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July 15, 2003, 13:24
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OK, then continue to scope out women on the internet. But meet them first in Paris. 
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I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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July 15, 2003, 13:25
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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July 15, 2003, 13:26
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I think we should reserve judgement until they show up... then we'll see if anyone actually happened.
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July 15, 2003, 13:29
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Mr. Polanski?!?
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July 15, 2003, 13:30
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Here's your Oscar.
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I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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July 15, 2003, 20:19
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scope out?
aint that when you spit out mouthwash?
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July 15, 2003, 20:21
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Own goal?
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July 15, 2003, 22:58
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scope out is a word we used in the 80's (or was it the 90's?). Well either, way the word is out of fashion 
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July 15, 2003, 23:00
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Yep, it came out right before "scoping the Betties"
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July 15, 2003, 23:02
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Well... he picked her up in London and they BOTH flew to Paris.
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according to french officials, they never arrived in paris.
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July 15, 2003, 23:21
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I didn't know R. Kelley liked Paris. 
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July 16, 2003, 00:34
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Well either, way the word is out of fashion
So what's the idiom today?
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I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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July 16, 2003, 03:48
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ugh!
I just seen a picture of her on the CNN article.
I can see why he left
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July 16, 2003, 04:00
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You're right, Diss. That girl is ugly, even for a British chick. 
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July 16, 2003, 04:17
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You can look but don't touch.
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July 16, 2003, 04:36
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Certain "looking" is illegal too.
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July 16, 2003, 05:46
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But US police told the BBC they had twice investigated Mr Studabaker over allegations of improper behaviour against a child - all inquiries were later dropped.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...er/3070191.stm
As for the girl being ugly, well this is hardly a prime specimen of manhood is it. 
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July 16, 2003, 05:47
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They'd make a great couple. 
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July 16, 2003, 05:50
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It seems they both thought the other one was about 19.
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July 16, 2003, 05:50
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Even if she were 18, "scoping out" 18 year olds as a 31 year old man kind of reeks of desperation. Which the pic explains i suppose.
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July 16, 2003, 06:22
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Not neccesarily, lightblue. well, ok, 18 is a bit low. not a bit even, quite low. ...hmm.. ok...
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July 16, 2003, 06:26
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That can't be the same guy.
And please don't ban me for posting that girl's picture. I swear I couldn't find a picture of the guy without her in it.
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July 16, 2003, 06:32
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Same mouth, he obviously bloated out once he left the Marines.
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July 16, 2003, 06:33
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and caught mongolism. which up until now i didn't think was possible.
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July 16, 2003, 06:34
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I actually can see someone mistaking her for an 18 year old.... guy.
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