July 19, 2003, 10:45
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*opens bleary eye*
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggrrrrrrffffffffffffffffffff
k, why is me head throbbbbing?
Ah, 4 martinis and 2 shots of jaegermeister... roight...
Hmmm, why am I naked?
Who is that?
Oh dear...
Thanks for the warm wishes guys. It will help steel me for tonight, when the worst comes to pass... the parental visit! *dramatic chords*
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July 19, 2003, 10:48
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Remember to mush up your food before swallowing. 
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July 19, 2003, 10:50
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You would sacrifice many virigins to look as young as I do at my age.
You whippersnappers already look older than me. Fogies. 
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July 19, 2003, 10:52
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I look far younger! 
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July 19, 2003, 10:53
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According to who? The 60-yr-olds who hit you up online?
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July 19, 2003, 10:55
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So you woke up with Fez in bed?
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July 19, 2003, 10:57
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If it wasn't your birthday Mark...
TCO - 
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July 19, 2003, 10:58
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I'd still be on my knees were that the case...
(in front of the toilet)
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July 19, 2003, 10:58
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happy b-day!
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July 19, 2003, 11:01
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So what presents do you have?
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July 19, 2003, 11:02
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Not sure the name...will have to ask him, hang on.
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Eric, apparently.
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July 19, 2003, 11:05
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omg.. that's just dirty!
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July 19, 2003, 11:06
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Happy Birthday Boris!
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July 19, 2003, 11:08
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Asian sex slaves don't tend to have names like Eric, honey
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July 19, 2003, 11:09
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Happy Birthday Boris!
Hope you didn't do anything illegal...
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July 19, 2003, 11:16
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Hey, don't forget it's Apocalypse's birthday too, people!
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July 19, 2003, 13:16
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Hey, this thread can't drop! I forbid it!
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July 19, 2003, 13:27
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I'd still be on my knees were that the case...
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Just about scared me to death with that one. (Thank God for paranthetical comments!)
Hope it was a great one. (Both the day and Eric's ...uh...erm...present?  )
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July 19, 2003, 13:30
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It's my birthday soon
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July 19, 2003, 13:32
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Hope it was a great one. (Both the day and Eric's ...uh...erm...present? )
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Who's Eric?
Oh! Right. He's long gone now.
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July 19, 2003, 14:29
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If you were a TRUE homo you'd be drinking crantinis!!!
So'd ya get laid?
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July 19, 2003, 14:31
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Gregor had a Chinese boy slave.
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July 19, 2003, 16:06
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Hangover: any day you wake up on your knees and stuff is coming out instead of going in usually indicates that you had a lot of fun the previous night involving the opposite, but which you no longer remember.
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July 19, 2003, 22:17
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Hangover: any day you wake up on your knees and stuff is coming out instead of going in usually indicates that you had a lot of fun the previous night involving the opposite, but which you no longer remember.
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Nah, I rarely puke, and if I do it's way before the hangover. I get it all out of my system before going to bed.
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July 19, 2003, 23:05
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Nice. Kind of like having a double espresso and an oat bran muffin before reading the Village Voice and dropping the kids off at the pool.
Did I say Happy B-day? Happy b-day!
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