Self image poll - Page 8

monkspider · July 22, 2003, 02:00

Here is one more of me looking so intimidatingly bad-ass.

Ted Striker · July 22, 2003, 02:04

dude monkspider looks like nothing in the world could ever make him mad or stressed out

i am jealous

i have turned from a loose cannon into a damn rapid fire out of control high calibre chain gun and it's starting to scare me

monkspider · July 22, 2003, 02:08

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Originally posted by Ted Striker
dude monkspider looks like nothing in the world could ever make him mad or stressed out

i am jealous

i have turned from a loose cannon into a damn rapid fire out of control high calibre chain gun and it's starting to scare me

I dunno Ted, you seem like one of the more laid-back guys on this forum. You are definitely not one I would ever classify as a loose-cannon.

Maybe I have missed the threads where you really went ape-**** on people though.

Alexander's Horse · July 22, 2003, 02:18

This thread is sick.

monolith94 · July 22, 2003, 02:23

What do you look like? I bet you're fat, and have ratty curly brillo hair. Can't prove me wrong, can you?

Still, you probably look better than michael the great...

Giancarlo · July 22, 2003, 02:36

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Originally posted by monkspider
Here is one more of me looking so intimidatingly bad-ass.

Badass? LOL.. take a look at that beach photo I posted... all I needed was sun glasses.

Alexander Horse is probably like Curly from the Three Stooges.

Ted, do I look like a loose cannon?

http://glomar.net/beach.jpg

Some say I can give off some evil looks...

monolith94 · July 22, 2003, 02:41

You look like menudo with less testosterone.

Giancarlo · July 22, 2003, 02:41

Mr. President · July 22, 2003, 03:03

Everybody says they're good-looking. What a surprise.

Kramerman · July 22, 2003, 03:05

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Still, you probably look better than michael the great...

ewww...

monolith94 · July 22, 2003, 03:15

And more right angles and eye makeup.

Alexander's Horse · July 22, 2003, 03:35

The thread should be retitled "Narcissists corner".

or the

"If you want to see why I'm a Heterosexual look on this thread" thread.

Giancarlo · July 22, 2003, 03:36

Alex, what? The gays too hot for you?

Alexander's Horse · July 22, 2003, 03:41

Just for the record Fez I think you are as ugly as a dog's bum and I'm frankly amazed that you constantly parade your sad spick visage and waif-like pathetic body around this forum.

Giancarlo · July 22, 2003, 03:43

And I think you are probably some fat old slob who is just jealous of my nice body.

Alexander's Horse · July 22, 2003, 03:46

Nice body? Twiggy has a better body than you.

I've seen stick figure drawings that looked better than you.

Giancarlo · July 22, 2003, 03:48

You're an idiot.

Alexander's Horse · July 22, 2003, 03:56

Oh come on Fez - you have to admit it. You actually look like a Cocker spaniel.

That's a dog which I personally only think is only good for kicking. But to each his own.

I'd do a split picture and show you but I'm no good at photo shop.

Giancarlo · July 22, 2003, 03:59

You are incredibly rude and incredibly retarded.

Alexander's Horse · July 22, 2003, 04:05

Fez, I'm just stating the fact - you don't have a body to speak of. That's why I'm puzzled as to why you keep posting your "embarrassment" shall we say.

I mean, that photo of you at the beach, didn't people point and laugh at you in your togs?

Or were you unaware of this?

Giancarlo · July 22, 2003, 04:06

Facts are foreign to you. You are nothing but a brainless @$$hole. At least I have good looks, and intelligence. In fact several guys and girls complimented me since I got here that I don't even know. Total strangers.

Alexander's Horse · July 22, 2003, 04:12

Clearly they were just humouring you. Your overweaning narcisism and unhealthy solipsistic self love would be obvious to anyone who met you.

It certainly is to many of us here. That's what makes your photo festivals so vulgar and repulsive to normal people.

Same goes for Red jon.

Giancarlo · July 22, 2003, 04:13

Well at least I have pride in myself... like redjon. That is better than being boring and bland like you. I am full of energy....

Alexander's Horse · July 22, 2003, 04:18

Pride in what? That is the question really. There is nothing to be proud of in the photos you post. No more than any other person.

My aim is true. And you know it is.

Giancarlo · July 22, 2003, 04:19

I might be proud. But I am just like every other normal human being out there.

What is your aim? Really what is it?

Alexander's Horse · July 22, 2003, 04:21

Have you ever read A Portrait of Dorian Grey?

Giancarlo · July 22, 2003, 04:24

No.. but I will look at it. I am sorry for sounding rude before by comparing you to other people. We all got our special aspets.. let just leave it at that.

Well it is my time to go to bed here (it is about 22:30). Good night and talk with you tomorrow.

Alexander's Horse · July 22, 2003, 04:27

Night Fez

Sleep tight.

Leave yourself alone and don't make any washing.

FrustratedPoet · July 22, 2003, 05:03

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Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Have you ever read A Portrait of Dorian Grey?

Next thing you know Fez we will be leading you up to the attic with a knife in his hand.

FrustratedPoet · July 22, 2003, 05:05

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Originally posted by monolith94
Frustrated poet - I think you look like a 6.5, in my opinion, but I predict that you'll get around a 5

That's in the region of what I was expecting too.

My rating right now is 9.4, though.

That'll come crashing down pretty soon. Only had about 25 voters, but still ...