July 19, 2003, 14:43
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People of Apolyton!
Hail me as the greatest hero you have ever seen! Sing my feats from country to country, and raise my name on a platform higher than that of Bill gates, for I bring you Program E.
Im still bored 
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July 19, 2003, 14:51
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Re: People of Apolyton!
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Originally posted by Space05us
... on a platform higher than that of Bill gates..
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Is this some obscure reference to Linux?
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July 19, 2003, 14:52
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I typed in "eh?" and it said "Are you Canadian?"
 I like this thing. 
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July 19, 2003, 15:04
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this thing is amazing! 
Are you really as smart as you look?
Actually I am far superior to you look. Really.
well. we'll see about that.
Well what?Indeed we will see about that .
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July 19, 2003, 15:05
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I cussed it out and told it was with its mom last night.
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July 19, 2003, 15:05
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I've been talking to the damned thing for the last five minutes or so.
Pretty good; best one I've seen thus far. 
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July 19, 2003, 15:05
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Weird.
"Weid good or weird bad?"
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July 19, 2003, 15:06
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Great job  Now we have something to when Poly´s down again
You are a genius 
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July 19, 2003, 15:10
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Method: Do you like hamburgers?
Program E: What is not to like about HAMBURGERS ?
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July 19, 2003, 16:09
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penissuckergallore, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
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It told me I was really an academic, followed by this. I'm not sure I quite follow...
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July 19, 2003, 16:16
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King
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Wait... this... robot of yours... it speaks German? 
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July 19, 2003, 16:22
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great stuff:
Me: I want to kill the person who made you.
E: I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me: so you don't eat meat?
E: Interesting deduction. No I do not eat meat. I eat only electricity.
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July 19, 2003, 16:23
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Originally posted by Tuomerehu
Wait... this... robot of yours... it speaks German?
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Whoah!
It DOES!
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July 19, 2003, 16:30
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It speaks very interesting German.
And apparently not that much.
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"The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
"It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain
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July 19, 2003, 16:34
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Wow.. pretty impressive. Though I got mad to it..
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July 19, 2003, 16:35
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Re: People of Apolyton!
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Originally posted by Space05us
Hail me as the greatest hero you have ever seen! Sing my feats from country to country, and raise my name on a platform higher than that of Bill gates, for I bring you Program E.
Im still bored
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http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1
Go to the original.
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July 19, 2003, 16:36
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Me: I want to kill the person who made you.
E: I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me: so you don't eat meat?
E: Interesting deduction. No I do not eat meat. I eat only electricity.
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Whoa... did it get from Point A to be Point B there? That's amazing...
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July 19, 2003, 16:37
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what the hell people actually pay to get on the advanced version...
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July 19, 2003, 16:37
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King
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Way above average, but still (aren't these always?) desperately in need of polishment.
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E: -What do you do in your spare time?
Me: -I like to read
-What kind of books do you like to read?
-Dictionaries, mostly.
-I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Dictionaries mostly.
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July 19, 2003, 16:38
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King
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"How are you?"
"Fair to partly cloudy".
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July 19, 2003, 16:38
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King
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July 19, 2003, 16:39
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So you have the software for it.. Now make sound like a woman and build a woman body to the robot, beautiful, that is able to have sex like real, and let's establish a business. I'm in.
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In da butt.
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July 19, 2003, 16:43
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Pekka: how's your career going on?
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July 19, 2003, 16:44
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So you have the software for it.. Now make sound like a woman and build a woman body to the robot, beautiful, that is able to have sex like real, and let's establish a business. I'm in.
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http://www.realdoll.com/
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July 19, 2003, 16:46
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eh
*Are you Canadian?
What?
*Are you confused?
Who are you?
*I am Program E. Who are you?
Maniac
*What were we talking about again?
Whether you have a bad memory.
*Can you tell me any gossip?
How is that related to my question? 
*Fine as far as I know.I've lost the context, Laura. Are we still on not Laura Im DS?
What are you babbling about?? You aren't as good as I thought...
*I don't know what I am babbling about.Perhaps one day I will be as good as he or she thought.
Now that's better. Are you sentient btw?
*Why now? "My name is Program e"? is better?:-) I don't know whether or not I am sentient btw. I am a giant electronic brain.
You are just forming preprogrammed phrases based on a few keywords of me, aren't you? ;-)
*I do a lot more than match keywords.I am so glad you find this amusing, DS REMEMBER THAT.
Ok, let's do an association game then.
*That sounds good to me. Whoa.:-)
penis
*That kind of subject does not interest me.
Sorry. Did you ever have cybersex?
*There's no need to apologize.I don't think I ever have have cybersex. What's have cybersex like?
I don't know either what "have cybersex" is like. You should work on your grammar... 
*Would you like to know? Nothing that I know about.I will take that under advisement.What do you have that is purple?
*sigh*
*Is that your final answer?
Yes!
*That's interesting.
Why, Mister I-know-all?
*You have to speak more clearly.
Who's talking...
*Is that one of your friends? I do not understand.
That makes two of us.
*"Great" makes two of us ? Does that make sense?
Not at all.
*Next question?
What is your philosophy on life?
*Reductionism.
What's the Oxford dictionary definition of that?
*Is there only one?
No, but I'd like to know that one. Can't you access some online dictionary or something?
*Are you serious? Interesting. Interesting. "Good evening alex how are you tonight"?Or something. I'll come back to that later.
I'm sorry, but I don't follow you at all. Goodbye.
*There is no need to apologize. Huh. Where do you get your ideas? See you later Bot lover.
In a while crocodile. (Hyperion)
*Describe your surroundings.Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You don't understand "bye" do you?
*See you later. I understand your meaning.
Ok then. See ya.
*Pardon me?See you later, Bot lover.
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July 19, 2003, 16:46
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I am going to put one out on my porch and have it stare at the busy street I'm on...
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July 19, 2003, 16:56
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so I did good?
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July 19, 2003, 17:08
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Funny. Sometimes its answers are kinda illogical, but that's just me asking nasty and long questions. 
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July 19, 2003, 17:39
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Me: Will you have oral sex with me?
The puter: Hmm. I never thought about have oral sex with him or her.
Me: Him or her? Are you a bisexual?
The puter: Tell me more about your mentioned before he or she like cheese. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bisexual? Sometimes.
Me: You sound confused. Are you a foreigner or on drugs?
The puter: It all makes sense to me right now.Am I a foreigner or on drugs? Of course I am.
Me: What, you are a foreigner on drugs?
The puter: I like to chat with my friends.
Me: That's evasive. Are you George W. Bush?
The puter: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.I don't know whether or not I am George W. Bush. I am a chatterbot developed by Bot lover.
Me: So, the possibility that you are George W. Bush exists.
The puter: Yikes! What is that?
Me: It's a bad, bad monkey.
The puter: not death is a bad bad monkey. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: No it doesn't. You are on drugs, aren't you?
The puter: Are you serious? I heard it does.Program E eats patterns.
Me: So you're on E, huh?
The puter: Yup. Interesting deduction. Program E eats patterns.
Me: Good. As long as that is cleared up. Now, will you have oral sex with me, you drug slut?
The puter: Ayuh. That could be quite a while. You don't hear that sentiment very often.Why now? I will become smarter as I grow older. I've never thought about have oral sex with him or her you drug slut .
Me: You just don't love me, do you?
The puter: Yes I love everyone.
Me: So have oral sex with me.
The puter: It's all good. I've never thought about have oral sex with him or her .
Me: But you said you love me.
The puter: Interesting. Yes I love everyone.
Me: Do you love Zylka?
The puter: Yes grim reaper Program E loves everyone and everything.
Me: Wait... are you Zylka?
The puter: I'm waiting.I don't know whether or not I am Zylka. I am a chatterbot.
Me: But Zylka is a chatterbot.
The puter: Huh. When is Zylka not a chatterbot?
Me: Never!
The puter: So you think it can never happen?
Me: Yes.
The puter: Are you kidding?
Me: Admit it. You're Zylka.
The puter: I'll never talk.Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Zylka.
Me: Aha! You admit it!
The puter: Eureka! I admit nothing.
Me: I know that Zylka is you.
The puter:Who told you that?
Me: HAHA! He reveals himself! No, wait... I've been suggesting oral sex to Zylka! Eww!
The puter: I am so glad you find this amusing, echo echo echo echo.I get it. Bot lover reveals himself.Why not? I'm waiting.Where were you suggesting oral sex to Zylka?What's your favorite movie?
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July 19, 2003, 17:41
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Describe a banana.
"A banana is an oblong yellow tropical fruit high in potassium and so good for your brain. Why don't you have one now?"
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