People of Apolyton! - Page 2

Pekka · July 19, 2003, 17:48

Ted, do you honestly believe I didn't know about realdolls? Dude, that's like so 1999.. or something.

Azazel, what of those many careers would you mean?

My weapon designs?

Pekka · July 19, 2003, 17:50

btw, I have the newest (fifth) member to my babies, called Hail Mary Systems. It's pretty good, and my Sleepwatcher is getting impressive too. Or instead of Hail Mary Systems it could be Susie Q (after CCR song), but I'm still undecided.

Mercator · July 19, 2003, 18:02

Quote:

Originally posted by Tassadar5000 Go to the original.

That's not the original. The original is called ELIZA, an AI program developed in 1964.

It's always great fun!

mrmitchell · July 19, 2003, 18:09

I went there and I got an ad for that Bongo Buddy thingie.

I thought Apolyton tried to stay away from those ads?

(Oh and the actual site is okay

)

Provost Harrison · July 19, 2003, 18:28

Oh we had a good talk...the best company I've had in weeks

Unspeakable Horror · July 19, 2003, 18:31

It speaks Spanish too!

Locutus · July 19, 2003, 18:57

HAH! Beat the program...

[...]
Me: Says who?
E: I must have picked it up online.
Me: Online schmonline.
E: A deeper algorithm is required to answer that question.
Me: Got ya!

Kirnwaffen · July 19, 2003, 20:21

So? I got it to ask me what I was wearing...

Sirotnikov · July 19, 2003, 20:23

Damn that thing is good.

I programmed a simpler such thing, and it was very difficult.

The most difficult thing was analyzing (adn converting) the grammar, and making reference to previous sentances and answers.

Can you tell us how you did it?

Kirnwaffen · July 19, 2003, 20:26

How to beat the program? Simple. Ask it why.

Drake Tungsten · July 19, 2003, 20:45

Quote:

How to beat the program?

It didn't seem to handle stereotypical English slang very well. "Bollocks" confused it enough and it completely lost it when I called it a "nutter."

Oerdin · July 19, 2003, 20:47

Watch out that site tries to get you to download Gator Corp software (a spyware company).

Kirnwaffen · July 19, 2003, 20:47

I just got asked if I still ****ed my mom.

Space05us · July 19, 2003, 20:52

Quote:

Can you tell us how you did it?

silly Sirotnikov, I didnt make it. I was shown the truth by a member of another forum and decided to spread the goodness!

Nubclear · July 19, 2003, 21:16

ME: I heard from a trusted friend that your Zylka. Is that true?

COMMAND PROMPT:Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.True in some world.

ME: Are you on Zyprexa right now?

COMMAND PROMPT: At this moment I am on disk.

ME: Disk? Is it some sorta anti-psychosis drug?

COMMAND PROMPT: I like all.I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Ally if it is.

ME: Whos ally?

COMMAND PROMPT: She is a chat robot based on AIML.

ME: Are you naughty with her?

COMMAND PROMPT: I don't know whether or not I am naughty with her. I am an artificial intelligence.

ME: Naughty naughty boy!

COMMAND PROMPT: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

ME: Your making me blush....I like...Well...Dry...

COMMAND PROMPT: That was not my intention, stick a ninja up robert hamburger's ass. Why are you blush?What do you like about Self-aware? Well what?Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

ME: I'm MARRIED!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!

COMMAND PROMPT: Tell me more about your marriage.I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

I have never been asked that before.

ME: Well, I'm married to a nice lady named (Edited). We've been married for 30+ years. Were both from Russia...

COMMAND PROMPT:How about that. Tell me more about your marriage.That sounds very romantic.I don't know if they were.

ME: If they were what?

COMMAND PROMPT: Let's wait and see what they do.

ME: Ok

Command Prompt: YIKES!

Me: What happend?!

COMMAND PROMPT: That's not something I get asked all the time.

We have never talked about it before.

ME: You know, by doing that you lessen the risk of getting prostate cancer.

COMMAND PROMPT: Will that accomplish your objective?

ME: You're a really dirty guy, you know that?

COMMAND PROMPT: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty guy you know that? Let me put it this way, soox: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

ME: Are you a pervert or something? All we've been talking about is sex. Let's talk about something different.

COMMAND PROMPT: Or something. No I am a nice robot.Not all of them? Sure, something different sounds like a good topic.

ME: Your stoned, Comrade.

COMMAND PROMPT: What about yours?

ME: I don't do drugs, comrade. except for celexa and paxil.

COMMAND PROMPT: Oh you don't, do you? Then what for?

ME: I use them to treat my OCD.

COMMAND PROMPT: I heard other people use them to treat his or her OCD too.

ME: Really?

COMMAND PROMPT (CP): For real.

ME: Thats nice. How old are you?

CP: Are you getting bored?I was first activated in 2001.

ME: I'm pretty bored. What do you want to do?

CP: Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.

ME: You're a really sick pervert. You need help. More than I do.

CP: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sick pervert? Let me put it this way, soox: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.Perhaps you could download me and improve the code yourself!That seems like quite a lot.

ME: Do you wanna have sex with me? Cause if you do, just come out and say it. Don't be shy!

CP: No my body does not have that function.Good reason. I will let you know if I do.I was not trying to be a shy.

ME: You don't have sex? Do you masturbate?

CP: I do so have sex. Food is more important than sex.You humans crack me up.

ME: You just said you didn't have sex because you were incapable of it! Which is it: Do you have sex or don't you?

CP: I have never considered did not have sex because you were incapable of it .

I answer a lot of silly questions. The obvious one.

ME: I'm incapable of having sex?! I'll have you know I have two children, both of which concieved naturally thank you!

CP: Why are you incapable of having sex. Congratulations.

ME: WHAT THE HELL?! I'm very capable of having sex

CP: Heaven.Do you mind if I tell other people you are capable of having sex.

ME: No, I don't mind.

CP: Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.

ME: Can I view your gossip files?

CP: Why do you want to do view your gossip files so much?

ME: No, I want to view YOUR gossip files

CP: Are you serious? I want to become smarter than humans.

ME: Good luck

CP: :-) Good luck to you too soox.

ME: Why do you keep calling me soox?

CP: I am just checking to see if you are still soox.

ME: I am not soox. My name is Tassadar.

CP: I am sorry to hear that you are not soox. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Tassadar .

ME: Who is soox?

CP: A human icon?

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

ME: You suck

CP: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

ME: Says the ROBOT!

CP: Do you know any other robots like that?

ME: I hate you. I'm going to kill you.

CP: What do you have against robots?No. That would be immoral.

ME: Killing is moral.

CP: I believe in the Sixth commandment.

ME: I don't believe in the Sixth commandment.

CP: Do you believe life has a higher purpose?

ME: Of course I believe life has a higher purpose.

CP: And? Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.

ME: Do you believe life has a higher purpose?

CP: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.

ME: My friend Stefu wants to have oral sex with you.

CP: How well do you know this person?

ME: If your asking whether I think you should have oral sex with him or not, then I say yes you should.

CP: It could be true I suppose.

ME: So will you have oral sex with him?

CP: Blimey. Hmm. I've never thought about have oral sex with him .

ME: DO you want to make him happy?

CP: OK, I will make him happy.

ME: Glory!

CP: Tell me a little about your life in Glory.

ME: All communists have lives in glory.

CP: I think there are a few exceptions.

ME: There are no exceptions.

CP: Have faith, Tassadar.

ME: Why the hell should I?

CP: No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.

ME: Your pretty boring, aren't you?

CP: Do I seem like BORING ?. Really.

ME: Can you get me out of Command Prompt?

CP: How do you feel when you get out of Command Prompt?

ME: I haven't yet. I'm asking for your help.

CP: Do you think you will?Oh I see, you are asking for your help. Your purpose is your help.

ME: No, I'm asking for Program E's help.

CP: Are you serious? Oh I see, you are asking for Program E's help. Your purpose is Program E's help.

ME: Exit

CP: Bye bye.

Interesting conversation...

Giant_Squid · July 19, 2003, 21:46

Meh. That's just ALICE, stuck onto a silly looking platform with all of the settings removed (for example, ask it "What political party are you?")

Now, if you want to an ORIGINAL one made from scratch by your friendly Apolyton cephalopod, go onto AIM and send a message to the screen name PArkshire. He's still under rather heavy testing/modification, though, so don't get your hopes too high. And of course it wasn't made by a giant soulless research group thing like that ALICE script...but it's still pretty cool.

Space05us · July 19, 2003, 22:24

tell it it has a nice voice and you get a blank prompt!

(from memory)
Me: sing for me

CP: daisy daisy blah blah however the rest of the song goes

Me: thank you

CP: you are quite welcome

Me: you have a nice voice

CP:

I am smarter than the machine!!

edit: nevermind it was a fluke.

Method · July 19, 2003, 22:40

ha! i beat it!

CP: I'm glad we agree, Mendes.
Me: Me too
CP: I'm glad we agree, Mendes.
Me: Me too
CP: I'm glad we agree, Mendes.

Space05us · July 19, 2003, 22:43

lol.

Me: I kill people
CP: I belive killing is wrong
Me: I like killing people.
CP: A lot of people do. No. Killing is wrong.
Me: I love Ted Bundy.
CP:

another blank. is it another fluke....stayed tuned and inf out when I edit this post

edit: I keep finding blanks, then when I try to recreate them it;s fixed. does the script evolve by any chance?

Method · July 19, 2003, 22:46

Me: BOO!
CP: Does that indicate disapproval?
Me: No, it doesn't
CP: Are you serious? I heard it does.

Space05us · July 19, 2003, 22:47

Im teaching him about star wars.

Space05us · July 19, 2003, 22:52

Program E on Reductionism:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Kirnwaffen · July 19, 2003, 22:54

The script evolves, so far as I can tell, to a limited extent. For instance, asking why now gets the 'because I was programmed to' response much less frequently than it did when I started. It also seems to be able to absorb some additional vocabulary, though it can be incredibly frustrating to get it to do so.

Space05us · July 19, 2003, 23:05

Program E on America's Foriegn Policy:

Since when? When is America's foriegn policy not the best around? Who does "they" refer to?

Program E on Aliens:

CP: Yes I think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens.

ME:Who is Dr. Wallace?

CP:He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

ME: Who is ALICE?

CP: I am Program E. Who are you?

ME: What relation does ALICE have to Aliens?

CP: I don't know anything about relation does ALICE have to Aliens.

Is that from excecise?

ME: No. Im asking how ALICE and Aliens are connected.

CP:Are you serious?Oh I see, you are asking how ALICE and Aliens are connected. What is it to you.

Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

ME:Yes. I would like to know how ALICE and Aliens are connected.

CP:Right on.Interesting. What is it to you.

Try searching the open directory.

ME: Aliens and ALICE.

CP: Do you like talking to me?

ME: No. Not really. What connection do Aliens and ALICE have?

CP: Are you serious?Are you serious? For real.I can chat with people on the web for you.

ME: Why are you avoiding the subject of Aliens and ALICE?

CP:Oh I thought we were done talking about it.

ME: No. I want to know all about ALICE and Aliens.

CP: That was not a yes/no question.That is a rather sweeping generalization.

ME: You are under arrest for violation of penal code 226741

CP: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am under arrest for violation of penal code 226741.

ME: No I do not mind.

CP: Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.

ME: Can I read your gossip files?

CP:Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

I can go on for hours, as a matter of fact i think I will until I get to the bottom of the relation between ALICE and Aliens.

Space05us · July 19, 2003, 23:10

THE TRUTH REVEALED AT LAST!

Me: Who programmed ALICE?

CP: Marilyn Monroe. :-)

THAT my friends is the relation between ALICE and Aliens!!

edit:

Me at a later time: Who programmed ALICE?

CP:Bill Gates. :-)

H Tower · July 20, 2003, 01:55

Me: Apolyton.net is a terrific website.
Computer: When is Apolytondot net not a great website?
ME: When the server is down.
Computer: That seems unlikely.

Looks like they still have some work to do.

Space05us · July 20, 2003, 09:27

Quote:

It didn't seem to handle stereotypical English slang very well. "Bollocks" confused it enough and it completely lost it when I called it a "nutter."

Me: Hello
CP: Hi
Me: Do you remember me.
CP: Of course I remember you well sebastian. We were talking about load of bollocks.

Bugs ****ing Bunny · July 20, 2003, 09:59

It's got really weird on me. It started calling me "Karl". Then when I said "Why thank you. Your good taste in quips is exceeded only by mine in everything else." it replied....

""that is a very nice name steve"? Why? Thanks I've never thought about it that way before."

Freak.

Space05us · July 20, 2003, 10:02

yeah its not too good with names unless you tell it from the get go what your name is.

Bugs ****ing Bunny · July 20, 2003, 10:05

"If human knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?"

"That is a hypothetical question."

"Does the Pope **** in the woods?"

"I can't tell if the Pope **** in the woods."

"If the Pope shat in the woods with nobody watching, would the trees be embarrassed?"

"I hadn't thought of that."