I have drunk many drinks

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 02:24

...and am now eating a freezie.

Ask of me what you will, for I am an enlightened man.

Skanky Burns · July 20, 2003, 02:26

What's your poison?

DinoDoc · July 20, 2003, 02:26

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if woodchuck could chuck wood?

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 02:27

Quote:

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
What's your poison?

Ugh. Jagermekister purchased by my cousin Scott. It's free and it's alcoholdic

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 02:28

Quote:

Originally posted by DinoDoc
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if woodchuck could chuck wood?

2.2+/-0.6 cords

loinburger · July 20, 2003, 02:36

What've you been up to lately?

And is Jagermeister vomitorious?

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 02:38

I've been drinking for as long as I can remember. Which is around 4 hours, currenyly.

I was feeling a biut piukey earlier, but I stopped dring and no w feel fine.

mrmitchell · July 20, 2003, 02:39

Your posts are still understandable.

You haven't had enough yet.

loinburger · July 20, 2003, 02:40

Drink lots of water. You'll be glad you did in the morning.

I've been drinking for quite awhile, but the TV has been distracting me too much, so apparently I'm not as drunk as you.

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 02:41

I have Labatt Blue soemwehr in the house, but that is being saved for a dire emergiuency. I osupose now qualifies. Hold still while I dringk it.

loinburger · July 20, 2003, 02:41

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Originally posted by mrmitchell
Your posts are still understandable.

It's not so much a question of whether they're understandable, it's how frequently they're being posted combined with their coherency. Frequent posting + coherency == needs more Jagermeister. Infrequent posting + coherency == plenty of Jagermeister, needs less Poly.

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 02:42

Ooh. Thjere's a bottles of it. Sitting on the couch ten feet awy from me. Ecxnlent,

loinburger · July 20, 2003, 02:43

I've learned that the 4-liter jugs of Carlo Rossi they sell at Meijer are a great deal. As my grandpa said, "it's good cheap wine." Wutang! No matter how much of it you drink, there's always more.

Skanky Burns · July 20, 2003, 02:44

Gettin' there now.
As for myself, I have only had 1 drink so far.

Giancarlo · July 20, 2003, 02:45

Drink more krazyhorse.. you have to be drunk. You are still too damn coherent.

loinburger · July 20, 2003, 02:47

I've noticed that this is something of a trend in computer/math/whatever people -- their posting maintains its coherency when they're drunk, they just need more time to formulate their posts. (F'rinstance, would you believe that I've drunk about 1-1.5 liters of wine in the past coupla hours? 'Course not, I'm a computer/math/whatever type person. But I can attest to the fact that this post took be about four times longer to type than usual.)

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 02:49

I'm noy a co pute tibn pernson. I'm a math tiype persipn but more physicsy. So somehtime s I take the time to tyoe properly, but right now I'm enjoying typing bakdley.

loinburger · July 20, 2003, 02:52

Yeah, you're giving up the ghost.

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 02:53

WQhat tdoest thant mena?

loinburger · July 20, 2003, 02:58

Well, vomiting up your ghost is a euphemism for dying. Giving up the ghost is like that, but doesn't really entail dying, it's more like passing out, or regretting that you didn't do dishes before starting to drink. Speaking of which, I've got about a pound of onion rind that's been fermenting in the sink for the past three days -- anybody know what kind of liquor "fermented onion" makes?

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 03:00

Puke. Onions don't fermnt wioell becuaise they diont;s have much sygar to start with. You'vre more likjely to get foo poitsoning than drunk.

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 03:05

I cant fel my nose.

loinburger · July 20, 2003, 03:07

I have the same problem with my toes.

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 03:10

Its really funny. keep toucking it, but its niot theere.

loinburger · July 20, 2003, 03:12

My toes are ****ed up to begin with, since they're at weird angles and ****.

Bugs Bunny is actually humorous in this cartoon. He's -10 gay.

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 03:21

Carp. I missed undegrads,

Maybe I can watch something else.

EDIT: I'm making faces at myselty in the mirroer, and it's really funny.

loinburger · July 20, 2003, 03:22

I'm watching Foghorn Leghorn and the Chickenhawk. I've seen the episode a dozen times, but **** these tricks. The alternative is either Gallagher (insert puking smilie here) or Some Mountainclimber **** (which is +10 inferior if it isn't about Shackleton).

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 03:25

Fucxk the only cartoon on right now is the old Spderman.

Skanky Burns · July 20, 2003, 03:30

Does anyone else take their cold-tablets (for example) with alcohol if they decide to be drinking. My friends thought that was a strange thing to be doing.

loinburger · July 20, 2003, 03:32

I don't take meds anymore, except for the occasional Allegra (for the ragweed and **** around here). I do know that you shouldn't take aspirin/ibuprofin with alcohol, and you shouldn't take Depakote with alcohol, but that's the extend of my knowledge on the matter.