July 20, 2003, 10:50
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Warlord
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What to do if the police...
...put up "Do Not Cross" signs all over the entry to your home.
Right now there's about a dozen of them combing my back alley for spent brass.
Don't ask me for casualties, don't accuse me, because I was out when the incident happened.
Just wanted to ask - what would YOU do if you came home and the cops didn't want you to walk the last 10 yards to your front door?
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July 20, 2003, 10:53
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Do it anyway, it's your house. Or make them pay to put you up in a hotel. And pick up your bar tab at the hotel.
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July 20, 2003, 10:57
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King
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Grab a cup of coffee, follow the lead detective around and start asking questions! 
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July 20, 2003, 10:59
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So what did you do...?
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July 20, 2003, 11:04
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Warlord
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I'm waiting on a few replies before letting the cat out of the bag...
Talking of which, my cat isn't home. Hope he wasn't caught in the crossfire.
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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July 20, 2003, 11:13
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Go to your local.
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July 20, 2003, 11:14
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I would find a cop who looked in charge and ask what is going on and tell them that you want to know because you live in this neighborhood. But...don't keep us in suspense. What happened?
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July 20, 2003, 13:07
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Warlord
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OK, just heard a report... kid got shot in the leg. Kind of like a punishment beating, pretty comon for this neck of the woods.
To get past the police tape, all I did was ask nicely, pointing out I lived right where the tape was. After a bit of humming and hahhing I got the green light.
Without it I'd have just jumped over the back fence anyway.
Drama over, no fatalities, and that'll teach a young snotnose not to carry a replica and expect to get respect for it.
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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July 20, 2003, 14:26
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Prince
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Hope the kitty comes back soon, safe and sound.
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July 20, 2003, 15:20
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Deity
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Do you live in Birmingham?
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July 20, 2003, 15:41
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Deity
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 Rough neighborhood.
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July 20, 2003, 15:42
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I remember someone (the son of a professional footballer no less..) shooting someone in the arse at our high school. 
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July 20, 2003, 15:44
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The next I heard about this guy was that he got thrown petrol over him and set on fire.
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July 20, 2003, 16:26
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Warlord
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Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Do you live in Birmingham?
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Oh no. Statiscally my neighbourhood is much worse than that.
I like it though.
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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July 20, 2003, 18:23
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CTP1/2 GODDESS
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Is that Detroit? East London is like that too.
Someone burned up and died in my garage 3 mos. ago, and I just heard about it a few days ago from a woman who smelled the smoke, dialed 911, couldn't get through, then had to drive down to the fire department to tell them something was on fire in the garage.
The man subsequently died, and the only comment I can get out of anyone is that an 'unfortunate accident' occured on that night, with no details whatsoever.
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July 20, 2003, 18:34
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Warlord
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No, it's worse than East London. I lived there for 3 years, it was a cakewalk compared to Shottingham.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/n...re/3073541.stm
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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July 20, 2003, 23:33
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Glad to here it worked out OK 
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July 20, 2003, 23:36
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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Originally posted by David Floyd
Or make them pay to put you up in a hotel.
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Oh I'm sure they'd do that for you alright 
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July 20, 2003, 23:55
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Emperor
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Just offer the police chief a blow job in return for access to your house.
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