One sentence IC story

Snowflake · July 21, 2003, 14:00

Ok, guys, it looks like that the activities in our great nation has died down a bit. So I was thinking while we earnestly waiting for the drones' replies, we could have a little fun at side.

The idea is that this would be an IC story, but not as serious as the real IC story we had.

In fact you can make it as weird or as laughable or whatever you want as you can. The only rule is that you can only write one sentence at a time, and nobody can post consecutively. Of couse it has to be IC so it would not be in violation of the site rules.

Ok I'll start.

Deputy Chairman Jamski was sitting in front of his large desk.

Have fun!

Kody · July 21, 2003, 19:01

With a paint roller.

Vev · July 21, 2003, 20:53

Thought this is a wonderful day for all of humanity to express their hopes and dreams on a giant mural to symbolise the Hive's greatest achievement that none can surpass that which all can agree is without doubt, Claire Forlani shaped xenodoughnuts.

Snowflake · July 21, 2003, 22:37

(

Comrades, you never cease to make me laugh. )

With that thought, he dropped down the paint roller and threw a xenodoughnut into his mouth.

Kody · July 21, 2003, 23:27

His wife comes into the room screaming.

Vev · July 22, 2003, 01:02

"The boiler, oh my god, it's the boiler!"

Vander · July 22, 2003, 02:04

"Did the cat crawl in there again?" He Replies.

Kody · July 22, 2003, 02:19

"I was trying to boil some chicken in there, as our stove broke down and the cat went in after it."

Vev · July 22, 2003, 02:46

"We never should have fed the cat 'Atomic Kitty Kribble', now transformation have begun."

Nubclear · July 22, 2003, 04:11

Suddenly, Chairman Voltaire entered the room.

Snowflake · July 22, 2003, 10:14

Mrs. Jamski dashed into the Chairman's arms and gave him a big hug, and reproached with her soft, short-of-breath kind of tone: "Dear Chairman, look what Jamski had done!"

Vev · July 22, 2003, 20:01

An ominous thud comes from within the ceramic boiler followed by a soft screeching.

Kody · July 22, 2003, 20:31

"Okay what other animals are in there?", Jamski asked.

Nubclear · July 22, 2003, 20:33

Quote:

Originally posted by Vev
An ominous thud comes from within the ceramic boiler followed by a soft screeching.

Suddenly, Tassadar pops out.

Vev · July 22, 2003, 20:44

"Why do I sense there is a portal in that boiler?" mused Jamski.

Snowflake · July 22, 2003, 22:57

But Comrade Tassadar didn't seem to be very happy to be called an animal.

Nubclear · July 22, 2003, 23:48

Quote:

Originally posted by HongHu
But Comrade Tassadar didn't seem to be very happy to be called an animal.

Tassadar used his powers to kill Archaic in revenge for being called an animal.

Vev · July 22, 2003, 23:52

His wish is partially granted, when a voodoo doll of Archiac fell onto Tassadar's hand.

Kody · July 23, 2003, 00:26

Unfortunately he didn't have any pins.

Vev · July 23, 2003, 00:33

The disembodied head of Archiac materialised floating in the room with a taunting smile.

Nubclear · July 23, 2003, 03:54

Quote:

Originally posted by Vev
The disembodied head of Archiac materialised floating in the room with a taunting smile.

Tassadar poked Archaics voodoo doll in the eye with his sharp nails and watched as Archaics head began to bleed.

Snowflake · July 23, 2003, 09:52

And the voodoo doll's lips started to move ...

Kody · July 23, 2003, 20:30

**Shudder**

Haon · July 23, 2003, 21:11

I will turn up the heat so you dont feel so cold.

Vev · July 23, 2003, 21:25

"From week henceforth,
by the morning sun,
under wings of a moth,
lies the ultimate pun" prophesised the doll.

Snowflake · July 23, 2003, 22:26

"Better?" in a room far from Jamski's office, Comrade Hoan asked Comrade Kody, whose face is turning kind of paper white, "What is it?"

Kody · July 23, 2003, 22:31

"Voodoo on already dead people makes me queasy", Comrade Kody groaned.

Snowflake · July 23, 2003, 22:36

Comrade Hoan's face turned whiter than that of Comrade Kody, knowing that he knew something that he didn't know.

Vev · July 23, 2003, 22:50

Mrs Jamski said, "All this fuss about a floating head and a talking doll. This house needs painting and anyone that doesn't leave is kindly welcome to continue painting."

Haon · July 23, 2003, 23:03

Haon looks around around for a paint bucket but ultimately fails, and slacks off.