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Old July 23, 2003, 23:12   #31
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"Oh the humanity," cried Mrs Jamski. I will never get that ceiling painted.
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With military precision, anyone that didn't leave the house in two minutes was conscripted to paint the ceilings.
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Atlas, Jamski was with himself again, sitting in front of his large desk, paint roller in his hand.
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Although the mound of Claire Forlani Xenodoughnuts casts a siren-like alluring scent.
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Secretly sighed to himself, Jamski walked toward the ladder with a strange feeling that he has forgotten something.
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The cat continues to plot and scheme inside the ceramic boiler.
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The atomic cat food was causing mutations in the cat (accelerated by the heat of the boiler); he now plotted with greater intelligence.
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Jamski almost fell from the ladder when he was startled by a cat's voice: "Jamski, you'll never finish the ceiling paiting the way you are doing it now."
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The cat, as always, was right in its assumptions which it had shared with Comrade Jamski as he stood, painting the ceiling, on a ladder which wasn't really needed as the ceiling was only 6 feet and 1 inch high which was really quite easy to reach with an outstretched had without the assistance of the ladder which was the reason for the large bump now appearing on the back of Jamski's head as the inevitable result of straightening his back too suddenly, startled as he was by the voice of his cat calling to him from insde the large and dangerous-looking ceramic boiler in the corner of the, as yet still unpainted, living-room, leading to the forceful collision between his head and the equally unpainted ceiling only inches above it with a solid thumping sound, reminicent of a millitary bass drum struck soundly in the centre of its taut drumhead with a large, heavy and well felt-padded beater, and this was the noise that echoed though Jamski's head forming a curious, and unusually painful, counterpoint to the sound of the talking cat and his own bellow of surprised pain, both from the collision, and from the realisation that not only coud the cat talk, but he told the truth too, and the realisation that he would never be finished with that ceiling hurt almost as badly as the concussion and the ringing in his ears.

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"Such unfilled potential," angsted the cat.
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I'm sorry, OCC: Jamski you've done once again what nobody had ever done before. I'm gonna faint ...
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The cat, after picking it teeth with it claws, leapt from the boiler and stalked up to the collasped HongHu before poking her with its paw on her hand.
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"What a strange dream that was ..." HongHu slowly openned her eyes and immediately jumped up, "Wow! Who brought me to this magnificant castle!"
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Irresistable aroma of bacon wafted into the room and Mr/s Jamski said, "Breakfast is ready, come get it before they are gone."
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A long green tentacle snakes out from the boiler accompanied by muffled voices.
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The one sentence IC story is like someone's nightmare/dream....

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With a gusto, out hopped from the boiler:

THE FINNISH GIANT SQUID DANCING MACHINE!

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Come on people, don't turn the Jamski Residence Castle into a zoo ok?
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Mmmmm, marinated squid lightly sauteed and served hot.
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With panache and gusto, Jamski drew from his pocket... a can of Finnish Giant Squid Damcing Machine repellent spray, and proceded to apply it to himself, the cat and Mrs Jamski.

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The Finnish giant squid dancing machine dances furiously to avoid the Finnish giant squid dancing machine repellent spray droplets.
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Mrs Jamski became angry: "Look what you have done, Jamski! The table's turned and all dishes are spoiled!"
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"Don't blame me" answered Jamski, "The finnish giant squid dancing machine and the finnish giant squid dancing machine repellent spray are responisble for this mess", but Mrs Jamski didn't belive there was such a thing as a finnish giant squid dancing machine.

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Mrs Jamski was corrent in thinking that there was no such thing as a finnish giant squid dancing machine (for the Finnish arn't too cozy to giant squids dancing in their houses); this was a SWEDISH Giant squid dancing machine, though still repulsed by the anti giant squid dancing spray.
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"1, 2, dance with me, yeah, move those tentacles, 1, 2"
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HongHu was laughing so hard she could barely speak out: "Thank you so much dear Jamski and Comrade Vev, for such an entertaining performance."
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The wild thrashing of the tentacles are leaving a slimely mess on the floor and anywhere else it might have splashed on.
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