August 1, 2003, 10:01
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"Get off me your bastard!" Said Mrs. Jamski.
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August 1, 2003, 13:16
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Deity
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Jamski got off her, not realising that she was talking to the cat, which was licking squid-juice off her ankles.
-Jam
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August 2, 2003, 03:53
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King
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The squid now does its whole collection of 80's break dancing and starts off with the 'robot'.
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August 2, 2003, 06:09
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King
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The squid now also makes use of it's multiple extremities by making xenodoughnuts for Comrade Octavian's evil plans for the domination of Planet. 
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August 2, 2003, 08:41
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King
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The squid is also a Comrade Claire Forlani fan and made xenodoughnuts shaped like her.
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August 2, 2003, 08:46
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Emperor
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The squid then tells vev to start a turn chat with Kody, because Kody wants to go to bed tonight with the turn finished.
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August 2, 2003, 08:57
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King
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Unfortunately the squid did not have MSN installed and no message was sent to Comrade Vev.
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August 2, 2003, 08:59
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The squid then sends an email that say "putty ssh remote.itee.uq.edu.au" 
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August 2, 2003, 09:07
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King
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The squid is very busy dancing and making doughnuts and missed the email.
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August 2, 2003, 14:57
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Princess
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Comrade Kody then shot the squid for not letting him go to bed with the turn.
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August 2, 2003, 23:35
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King
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One of the squid's limbs heroically intercepted the bullet and the squid managed to grit through its teeth, "But Kody did get the turn".
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August 3, 2003, 16:26
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Princess
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Comrade Kody repeatedly shot at the squid while saying: "You simply cannot be spared, unless you make sure I go to bed with the turn in the next 20 days.  "
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Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski
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August 3, 2003, 16:49
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Deity
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The squid, being a squid, was naturally bullet proof.
-Jam
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August 3, 2003, 20:00
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Prince
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Thankfully, it had used, "Squid Brand anti- Bullet Spray" that morning.
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She cheats her lover of his due
but still contrives to keep him tied
by first deciding to refuse
and then refusing to decide
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August 3, 2003, 20:09
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Deity
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Which you too, gentle reader, can get by sending a cheque or postal order to Jamski Industries for only $136,87 and ensure that YOUR squid is properly protected against all attacks.
-Jam
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August 3, 2003, 20:21
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King
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An unprotected squid is a penetrated squid.
Last edited by Vev; August 3, 2003 at 20:43.
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August 3, 2003, 20:24
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Deity
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Together we can help stop teenage Squid pregnancies
-Jam
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August 3, 2003, 20:43
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King
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I am not even going to introduction Anime references, oops too late.
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August 3, 2003, 23:46
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Princess
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So now everybody goes to bed with a teenage Squid in stead of a turn.
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August 4, 2003, 00:15
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King
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You too can own your own teenage squid for just an affordable sum of 12 xenodoughts.
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August 4, 2003, 13:17
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Princess
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The night had come, Jamski went to bed with a Squid, Comrade Kody went to bed with a turn, and Comrade Vev went to bed with a rusty nervestapler.
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August 4, 2003, 15:14
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Deity
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Mrs Jamski was not amused, and complained that the squid stole all the blankets.
-Jam
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August 4, 2003, 18:03
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Princess
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Mrs Jamski then went to bed with a new blanket.
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August 4, 2003, 19:10
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King
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Deep down, the squid wants to be with Jamski forever and does the "Single White Female" routine.
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August 4, 2003, 19:31
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Deity
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Jamski has no clue
what the "single white female
routine" is about.
-Jam
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August 4, 2003, 19:54
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King
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A movie it is
For she shall have everything
HTML here
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August 4, 2003, 19:56
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Deity
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But Bridget Fonda
Could not reach the flat in time
To get some blankets.
-Jam
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August 4, 2003, 20:12
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King
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no blankets for you
sociopathic is squid
Jamski you are doomed
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August 4, 2003, 20:18
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Deity
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One sentence story -
A one-haiku story is
fitting for the squid.
-Jam
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August 4, 2003, 20:23
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King
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The squid shall prevail
For it cannot be denied
From ashes spring come
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