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Jamski · August 11, 2003, 03:13

The cat opened the bible and showed it to Jamski, Mrs Jamski and the (now non-dancing, but still Finnish, and rather well sauted) squid, pointing out that in the Book of Revelation, one of the seven plagues could, in fact, be interpreted as a plague of Haikus.

-Jam

Vander · August 11, 2003, 15:20

But it wasn't.

Snowflake · August 11, 2003, 15:39

Hearing disagreement, the cat became angry and slowly exposed his ferocious teeth.

Jamski · August 11, 2003, 16:49

"Are you doubting the holy words of GOD?" demanded the cat, snarling at Jamski and the Squid.

-Jam

Vev · August 11, 2003, 19:17

The squid starts to congeal.

Jamski · August 12, 2003, 02:50

Quickly the Jamski, Mrs Jamski and the cat call a priest for the squid, hoping to save the dying sea-creature's immortal soul.

-Jam

Vev · August 12, 2003, 09:25

A dark aura surrounds the squid the cat ran and hid behind Mrs Jamski to dodge shadowy tendrils.

Vander · August 12, 2003, 17:35

Seeking solitude, the cat ran up Mrs. Jamski's skirt.

Jamski · August 12, 2003, 18:44

Mrs Jamski was glad of the extra warmth at night.

-Jam

Vev · August 13, 2003, 18:39

So too is the cat.

Vander · August 13, 2003, 21:12

And all was well, until the next day...

Vev · August 13, 2003, 21:34

When a dark infernal shroud fully infused with the congealed squid making come back to life again with fiery unholy red eyes.

Snowflake · August 13, 2003, 22:35

The cat talked frantically, "Look behind you! I'm not kidding! Really, look behind you. Trust me."

Kody · August 13, 2003, 22:46

Kody wonders why Vev keeps looking at him.

Vev · August 13, 2003, 22:48

Jamski then said, "Wow, we didn't know we had a talking cat that is just amazing."

Snowflake · August 14, 2003, 00:12

Mrs. Jamski looked at Jamski disprovingly: "Jamski, are you that old already? Have you already forgotten who taught you how to paint the ceiling?"

Haon · August 14, 2003, 01:05

The Ceiling at this pont was starting to have its paint crumble off.

Vev · August 14, 2003, 01:13

Ceilings of the world unite and combat Jamski's corrupted ceiling paint and overthrow the tyrannical peeling regime

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Jamski · August 14, 2003, 03:26

Jamski looked accusingly at the cat, and then slowly... turned...around...

-Jam

Vev · August 14, 2003, 03:30

A horde of ceilings converged at Jamski's house ready to rip apart the paint, but beneath it the squid draws in more dark powers.

Jamski · August 14, 2003, 03:47

Jamski saw the undead squid-lich and the horde of evil possessed ceilings, and immediatly phoned for an emergency priest, requesting AT LEAST a bishop for this level of emergency.

-Jam

Snowflake · August 14, 2003, 09:43

But the bishop refused to come in, sighting the dark clouds surrounding the ceiling of the Jamski Residence.

Vev · August 14, 2003, 19:41

In a time of crisis, in a time of great need, who are you going to call - GHOSTBUSTERS!

Vander · August 15, 2003, 01:52

"There's something strange; in the neighbor hood."

Vev · August 15, 2003, 01:58

"Rrrriii-ah rrrriii-ah rrrriii-ah!"

Jamski · August 15, 2003, 03:11

But Ghostbusters were far to expensive so Jamski called Spookgrabbers instead.

-Jam

Snowflake · August 15, 2003, 09:34

And the Sppkgrabbers grabbed lots of spooks to go in with them.

Vev · August 16, 2003, 00:59

However the spooks unions have filed harrasment charges againsts spooksgrabber.

Jamski · August 16, 2003, 09:38

It was a black day indeed for Jamski, as he had a house now filled with amature ghost-hunters, harrased spooks and their lawyers, an undead fricasseed finnish dancing squid, a talking cat and Mrs Jamski, who realised that due to the many distractions he still hadn't painted all the ceilings.

-Jam

Vander · August 16, 2003, 12:09

It was this final fact that forced Jamksi to start the most wild rolling about included with frothing of the mouth; forceing the men in white coats to come and pick up the ever- painting Jamski.