One sentence IC story - Page 6

Vev · August 17, 2003, 23:05

"I can see dead squids" said the cat at the same time as it detected another possible ambiguity from Jamski's reply.

Jamski · August 18, 2003, 02:57

Luckily Bruce Willis was able to help the dead squid complete its unfinished business on earth.

-Jam

Snowflake · August 18, 2003, 16:27

He danced and kicked like an undead squid with Jamski and Comrade Vev until all the Finnish Giant Squid Damcing Machine repellent spray evaporated into the air.

Vev · August 18, 2003, 23:08

"And descenth from the heaven are the angelic cherubs, who blessesth the House of Jamski and behold the spirit of Michelangelo appeared and in his eternal servitude to the great lord whipped himself into a frenzy and covered the ceilings with divine works of art rivalling to that of the Sistine Chapel."

Vander · August 19, 2003, 15:31

And on the seventh day, jamski rested."

Jamski · August 20, 2003, 02:54

But by the evening of the seventh day Mrs Jamski was getting ratty because Michelanglo was drinking all the milk.

-Jam

Snowflake · August 20, 2003, 10:28

Aiming to please, the modest Michelanglo hurried out and led a cow back into the house.

Jamski · August 20, 2003, 17:17

Michelangelo may have aimed to please, but unsurprisingly Mrs Jamski didn't take kindly to having a cow in the house.

-Jam

Vev · August 20, 2003, 21:20

The cow is rather messy and has is an alcoholic and rummaged through house looking for hard liquer.

Snowflake · August 21, 2003, 10:06

Appearently the cow had already finished off all liquers in the house for he couldn't find any, so he just wandered around drunkenly, murmuring: "has is an alcoholic, has is an alcoholic, has is an alcoholic ..."

Vander · August 21, 2003, 10:46

The cat, being an english major at the College of Art and Tears, was extremely peeved by the cow's lack of proper grammar.

Jamski · August 21, 2003, 13:22

And so it was that the cow quickly became "beef-flavor Whiskas"

-Jam

Snowflake · August 21, 2003, 15:28

Michelanglo was heart broken and refused to continue painting the ceilings for the evil Jamski.

Jamski · August 21, 2003, 15:54

Which pleased Mrs Jamski, since he was always making "eyes" at her and talking Italian

-Jam

Vev · August 21, 2003, 19:55

And so the House of Jamski is touched by the light and even the undead lich-squid was filled with holy goodness and embraced everyone with its partially decaying tentacles.

Snowflake · August 21, 2003, 22:41

And everything that the tentacles touched started to become partially decaying under the light.

Jamski · August 22, 2003, 03:10

This included the fresh painting from Signor Michelangelo, but to Jamski's annoyance, so he tryed to phone for a preist again.

-Jam

Vev · August 22, 2003, 05:17

But the telephone line was crossed by a freak accident and Madame Forlani's House of Discipline was contacted instead.

Vander · August 25, 2003, 21:37

(In Russian Accent) "Welkome to Klair Forlani's House of Disiplinink. How may we be abusink you?"

Snowflake · August 26, 2003, 09:34

A string of music suddenly exploded in Jamski's head as he felt that the heaven had finally descended.

Vev · August 26, 2003, 19:55

A cresendo of ten thousand cats wailings in harmonious joyious synchony accompanied the music.

Jamski · August 27, 2003, 09:39

Jamski fainted with pleasure at the glorious harmonies.

-Jam

Vev · August 28, 2003, 01:30

Encouraged by Jamski's delight, the cats wailed harder, but suddenly there was a hush as a solo cat wailed in the moonlit night singing about their existence in life and the joy of acceptence by Jamski.

Snowflake · August 28, 2003, 09:42

Moved by the beautiful tune Mrs Jamski came out to see who was singing and she was not dissappointed for she found that the solo cat had a face of Comrade Vev.

Jamski · August 28, 2003, 13:33

The poor mutant Vev/Cat hybrid was too genetically unstable to live and halfway though a beautiful rendition of the love duet (singing both parts) from the second act of Richard Wagner's Tristan und Isolde it suddenly contracted an insanely fast speading cancer which killed it in seconds, and made a mess of the carpet.

-Jam

Vander · August 28, 2003, 16:29

Now Mrs. Jamski had ANOTHER task for Jam to do: The carpet.

Snowflake · August 28, 2003, 16:58

At the first trace of Mrs Jamski's voice Jamski recovered from his unconciousness immediately and have forgotten about all the pleasures of the glorious harmonies.

Jamski · August 28, 2003, 18:58

Because her voice was even more celestially glorious than that of the cancer-ridden dead Vev/cat creature.

-Jam

Vev · August 28, 2003, 19:29

Great, the ugly mess on the carpet starts to ooze slowly towards the kitchen.

Jamski · August 29, 2003, 03:01

Mrs Jamski, realising that she can't trust either Jamski to do anything right, or anything to stay dead in the house, goes and gets a priest herself.

-Jam