One sentence IC story - Page 7

Snowflake · August 29, 2003, 09:36

The honest priest was very puzzled: "What did you think I could do here?"

Vander · August 29, 2003, 17:44

However, all the lovely madam could find was a nearsighted Rabbi.

Vev · August 31, 2003, 06:55

But this is no ordinary Rabbi as he bears the blessed symbol of Immaculate House Cleanliness.

Snowflake · September 2, 2003, 10:52

So the honest priest and the nearsighted Rabbi started to clean the house.

Jamski · September 2, 2003, 11:20

The clerical duo combined their prayers in a holy war against the forces of evil filling Jamski's house, which was pretty spectacular to watch.

-Jam

Vander · September 2, 2003, 13:20

The evil forces, fearing defeat, called Satan and got this reply: "Satan help line: What the hell have you gotten yourself into?"

Vev · September 2, 2003, 19:36

And lo, there was an answer as Catty's eye glowed orange and spoke a tongue unheard by most of humanity, save really whacked out ones, "Let them come."

Jamski · September 3, 2003, 02:53

So the forces of darkness gathered at the Jamski residence, Mrs Jamski worried that there wouldn't be enough tea-cups, Jamski hid under the bed, the Rabbi got the REALLY big candles out, and the poor reverend washed the cat in holy water, saying,
"Let Jesus clean you, let Jesus clean you" over and over.

-Jam

Vander · September 3, 2003, 03:04

And thus the evils that filled the cat (caused by the furnace and atomic catfood) left the feline; leaving it a normal, although purring rather too much, housecat.

Kody · September 3, 2003, 03:48

When the forces of darkness arrived, they hanged up their coats, grabbed some biscuits, then got out their pens and paper and began their game of 4th edition D&D.

Jamski · September 3, 2003, 03:52

"Wow" said Jamski, impressed that the forces of hell had access to future D&D editions "I haven't even got my head round 3.5 yet"

-Jam

Snowflake · September 3, 2003, 09:50

Immediately Jamski joined the evil forces, for the temptation was simply too great.

Vev · September 3, 2003, 19:06

The poor reverend, although cleansed the cat, was left with a pretty network of bleeding scratch wounds infected with traces of evil that still on the cat before it was cleansed.

Vander · September 4, 2003, 01:29

Capible of hearing the opening of the Dugeon Master's Guide from thousands of miles away, Vander rushes in and joins the evil to play D & D.

Vev · September 4, 2003, 02:53

Those REALLY big candles are no ordinary candles, for they are blessed candles with cast iron core heavy enough to knock the living daylights out off any evil-doers.

Jamski · September 4, 2003, 02:59

Vander and Jamski steal the PHB and sit in the corner complaining about all the changes in 4thEd.

-Jam

Vander · September 4, 2003, 15:54

*mumble.... mumble.....* stupid changes...... *mumble.... mumble.....*

Vander · September 6, 2003, 15:30

Then the Rabbi moves to the table of evil, condemning them for playing that evil game of D&D.

Vev · September 7, 2003, 07:04

And abseiling onto the lawn from helicopters above were a crack squad of "D&D is Satanic" combat team lead by an over-zealous chaplain.

Jamski · September 7, 2003, 07:52

Mrs Jamski sighed as she started to assemble the machine gun tripod on the roof again...

-Jam

Vev · September 7, 2003, 08:50

The cat now cured of its possession run away and came back dressed in military fatigues and wicked bladed hooks on his forearms.

Vander · September 7, 2003, 16:38

Mrs. Jamski mumbles something along the lines of, "Damn 'copters ruining my lawn..." As she loads the depleted Uranium Shells into the machine gun.

Vev · September 7, 2003, 19:09

The automated pop-up sprinkler system also doubles as an area denial system by spraying anti-personnel flechette rounds at the incoming loonies.

Jamski · September 8, 2003, 03:01

Jamski, realising discretion was the better part of valour, took refuge in the cellar.

-Jam

Vev · September 9, 2003, 00:02

But the cellar has pretty patterns chalked onto the floor, with shapes that looks like it is from Grimoire Daemonica.

Vev · September 18, 2003, 19:18

And catty wept.

Snowflake · September 18, 2003, 23:32

Jamski tiptoed around trying to preserve the pretty patterns but he tripped and fell right in the middle of the catty wept.

Vander · September 19, 2003, 02:02

But for the grace of God, Jamski's fall somehow managed to shift the chalk markings is such a way as to disperse the demons from off the front lawn; further angering Mrs. Jamski, who just got the Machine gun (With depleted uranium shells) set and ready to mow down said demons.

Vev · September 19, 2003, 02:09

And catty said: "Hi Vander!"

Vander · September 19, 2003, 13:06

Realizing that D&D had yet again stolen his life, Vander (now rather pale) rises from his seat muttering something along the lines of, "Brrraaaaiiinnnnsssss........ Gggrrrrreeewwwww..... brraaiinnnnss....."