July 28, 2003, 23:11
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Oerdin once again has broadband access.
You all better watch out or at least TimeWarner better watch out because there's going to be a whole lot of Kazaaing going on.  Opps... I mean... I'm going to be downloading public domain songs from Finnish Lapland... yeah... that's the ticket. 
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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July 28, 2003, 23:29
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If you've got broadband then you should download a list of better things to do with it.
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XGalaga.
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July 28, 2003, 23:51
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Any suggestions?
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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July 29, 2003, 00:18
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Porno. Lots and lots of porno.
Broadband is the best thing that will ever happen to your prostate.
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July 29, 2003, 00:18
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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Porno. Lots and lots of porno.
Broadband is the best thing that will ever happen to your prostate.
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July 29, 2003, 00:19
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Ok, any other suggestions?
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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July 29, 2003, 00:22
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King
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porn.
remember, you can find porn on Kazaa too, so it's two cancers (the RIAA and prostate) killed with one stone.
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July 29, 2003, 00:28
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Deity
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You guys need to get out a bit more.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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July 29, 2003, 01:06
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This is kind of amusing. I have a couple of hundred songs on my computer and a handful of porn flicks. Guess what the people are lining up to download?
Humanity is nothing but a bunch of perverts.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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July 29, 2003, 01:10
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King
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Humanity is sex. Without sex, you would not be here.
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July 29, 2003, 01:16
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Deity
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I was immaculantly concieved just like Jesus.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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July 29, 2003, 02:02
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King
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meet the new boss, same as the old boss
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July 29, 2003, 02:05
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I was immaculantly concieved just like Jesus.
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To bad you didn't get omniscience in that deal so you'd have better spelling.
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July 29, 2003, 02:13
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Hooray for broadband!
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July 29, 2003, 02:25
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how would Oerdin have been concieved through some horny bastard jacking off to a porno video?
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July 29, 2003, 02:26
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Deity
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July 29, 2003, 02:26
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King
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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Porno. Lots and lots of porno.
Broadband is the best thing that will ever happen to your prostate.
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**ROTFLMAO**
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July 29, 2003, 02:27
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Originally posted by KrazyHorse
to bad you didn't get omniscience in that deal so you'd have better spelling.
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Well, you can't get everything.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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July 29, 2003, 02:39
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The wonders of the modern age
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lol Krazyhorse... your attempts at humour so far today have been mediocre except for that one... that took the cake.
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