July 29, 2003, 16:32
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Dennis needs a caption
This photo alone should just plain scare all Americans to vote Dennis Kucinich for president. Yogic flying for everyone! (No orbital mind control lasers or chemtrails)
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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July 29, 2003, 16:35
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Emperor
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"I hate you, and the stupid giant hand of yours."
or
"Do you smell that?"
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July 29, 2003, 16:37
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Prince
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"bang bang"
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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July 29, 2003, 16:44
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Chieftain
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" I always wnted 2 left hands"
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July 29, 2003, 17:49
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Emperor
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Location: Fort LOLderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
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This is one for older Chicagoans.
"HI! I'm John Brownfield."
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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July 29, 2003, 17:54
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King
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From Jim Henson's reject pile to the Presidency.
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July 29, 2003, 18:23
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King
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Location: You think you're better than me? You've been handling my ass pennies!!!
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I think that aging treatement Nick Nolte recommended to me was a bad idea.
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"Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"
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July 29, 2003, 18:26
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Emperor
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Quote:
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"I hate you, and the stupid giant hand of yours."
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 I wanted to say that.
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July 29, 2003, 18:33
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Local Time: 01:32
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Location: ACK!! PPHHHHTTBBBTTTT!!!
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"The first thing they teach you at ventriloquists school, is that the hand goes inside the dummy"........
 ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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July 29, 2003, 18:34
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Emperor
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@Tuberski
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"Bean."
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July 29, 2003, 18:47
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King
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You're thinking: do i have the time to strangle him with his own tie before he can react ?
You've got to ask yourself one question: do i feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
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What?
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July 29, 2003, 18:50
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Deity
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[Dennis Miller mode] Is it just me or is this guy more whacked out than Crispin Glover at the tail end of a week-long coke binge? [/Dennis Miller mode]
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KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!
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July 29, 2003, 22:54
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"Hey mister, got a quarter"............
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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July 29, 2003, 23:01
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Deity
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" I really should stop wearing these buttplugs to work..."
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#There’s a city in my mind
Come along and take that ride
And it’s all right, baby, it’s all right #
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July 29, 2003, 23:02
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Dennis Kucinich is stumped once again, when he's told he can't tell his as* from a hole in the ground.
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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July 29, 2003, 23:55
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And finally........
Dennis, once again, is suckered by the "stinkpalm".
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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July 30, 2003, 01:52
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CTP1/2 GODDESS
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Jeezus, I thought I'd never get my hand out of Ms. Piggy's a55. Wanna shake hands?
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July 30, 2003, 04:18
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Emperor
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"But I don't wanna pull your finger..."
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The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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