How would you describe your sense of humour? - Page 2

FrustratedPoet · July 30, 2003, 06:55

If you still have money then you haven't been drinking enough.

Skanky Burns · July 30, 2003, 07:06

It was a figure of speech. I didn't even have money before* I started drinking.

* I have a large collection of alcohol in my house for occasions such as this**.
** Its Wednesday.

FrustratedPoet · July 30, 2003, 07:10

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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
* I have a large collection of alcohol in my house for occasions such as this**.
** Its Wednesday.

Yes, you're definitely drunk.

MikeH · July 30, 2003, 07:12

Sophisticated, peurile, self-deprecating, innuendo and pun laden sarcasm.

st_swithin · July 30, 2003, 07:16

Let's hear it for getting drunk just because it's WEDNESDAY!!

Skanky Burns · July 30, 2003, 07:17

Hooray for Wednesday!

MikeH · July 30, 2003, 07:18

I got drunk yesterday and I'm still feeling it...

let's hear it for getting drunk for free on Thursday though!

Sikander · July 30, 2003, 07:28

I tend toward worst case humor, though that is changing somewhat. "Welcome to the Dollhouse" is probably the best example of this type of humor.

st_swithin · July 30, 2003, 07:32

I thought Fight Club was really funny. That's not nice humour, though. Or so I've been told.

Boris Godunov · July 30, 2003, 07:33

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Originally posted by MikeH
Sophisticated, peurile, self-deprecating, innuendo and pun laden sarcasm.

Pretty much the same. But I also have a soft spot for lowbrow slapstick. Makes me giggle!

st_swithin · July 30, 2003, 07:35

Oh yeah, and farts are always funny.

I say, Terence, have you heard the one about PHTTHBBBT!!!

Sikander · July 30, 2003, 07:40

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Originally posted by st_swithin
I thought Fight Club was really funny. That's not nice humour, though. Or so I've been told.

Fight Club was hilarious. As for nice humor, it seems like a contradiction in terms.

Sikander · July 30, 2003, 07:41

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Originally posted by st_swithin
Oh yeah, and farts are always funny.

I say, Terence, have you heard the one about PHTTHBBBT!!!

It's not the smell so much, but the burning in my eyes!

Boris Godunov · July 30, 2003, 07:42

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Originally posted by st_swithin
Oh yeah, and farts are always funny.

I say, Terence, have you heard the one about PHTTHBBBT!!!

Agreed! The Drew Carey Show episode where they dubbed over the training video he made for work with fart noises was one of the funniest TV moments ever!

st_swithin · July 30, 2003, 07:45

It must be great fun to be a sound engineer. I've been told the opposite, but it still sounds like fun to me.

May I suggest against the clam chowder, sir?

MattyBoy · July 31, 2003, 02:48

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Anyways mine is probably goofy. I like to say the stupidest things possiblfe for laughs. Even at my own expense. People probalby think I'm an idiot, but I often act like an idiot for laughs.

Sounds like me. My humour is desperately attention-seeking and comes cloaked in a dry, understated, sarcasm. When nobody listens to the first delivery of a joke, I tell it again, explaining a little more each time and eventually just saying "Look. That was a joke." By the time I get my point across, it becomes apparent that it was not funny to anyone other than me.

My humour is at its best when I make an honest mistake and pretend it was a joke. Or when I sit in a corner just giggling at nothing and not trying to communicate the humorous ideas to anybody.

Sikander · July 31, 2003, 03:39

Sometimes (well when I was single anyway) I seduce(d) women with my sense of humor. I usually slipped subtle jokes that not everyone is going to get under the radar. When a woman laughed I knew two things:

1) She's intelligent / knowledgable / hip enough to be worth my while.

2) She's been paying attention to me, which means that she is interested in me on some level. Now it's up to me to find out which level(s) that is.

BeBro · July 31, 2003, 03:44

Bah....humor! Germans don´t need that

Sikander · July 31, 2003, 05:17

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Originally posted by BeBro
Bah....humor! Germans don´t need that

Someone from the Major Hochsteder school of Nazi impersonation? Funny!

Saras · July 31, 2003, 06:29

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Originally posted by MikeH
Sophisticated, peurile, self-deprecating, innuendo and pun laden sarcasm.

You could say Osama has a pun laden sense of humour.

Inverse Icarus · July 31, 2003, 06:30

i'm funny in all those ways, but i spend most time around my close friends and i usually go with "goofy corney perverted" humor.

Pave · July 31, 2003, 08:03

My humor makes you cry and I usualy repeat the "joke" many times

st_swithin · July 31, 2003, 13:04

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Originally posted by Saras

You could say Osama has a pun laden sense of humour.

BOO!! BOO!!! BAD PUN!!

Stephen King would weep if he saw that. And he's the KING of puns.

Anyone care to complete the doggerel:

See the TURTLE of enormous girth
On his back he holds the EARTH...

Dom Pedro II · July 31, 2003, 13:08

A sense of humor is the gift that keeps on giving..

That's hallmark quality baby! Booya!

st_swithin · July 31, 2003, 13:24

I named my cat Joshua Abraham Norton II - second Emperor of America and Protector of Mexico.

I just call him Josh for short, otherwise he prefers 'Sir'.

Dom Pedro II · July 31, 2003, 13:32

That's GREAT!

I knew a man who named his Shitsu Don Pablo Marcos III.

st_swithin · July 31, 2003, 13:40

Nice!

mao tse dung == cat eats poo.