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IWS XIII results!
question 1:
Clint Eastwood 14; Jean Louis Trinitgnant 1; John Wayne 13; Billy the Kid 1; Arnold Schwarzenegger 1; Hank Hill 1; Zylka 1; Jackie Chan 2; Slowwhand's left nut 1;A Bolivian unicyclist's jock strap 1; Gregory Peck 1;
question 2:
Ming 24; St. Leo 1; MtG 4;The Mighty Banana 1; Unorthodox 1; mleonard 1; a bunch of donkeys 1;DyP 1;Slowwhand's ***** 1;A Bolivian unicyclist's jock strap 1;rah 1;
question 3:
Sheep 4; Bison 1; Pig(s) 7; Ferret 1; Spiders 1; Horse 4; Chicken 3; Donkey 1; Cow 4; Cats 1; Goat 1; Ming 1; Zylka 3; Monkey 1;Banana 1; Slowwhand 1;A Bolivian unicyclist's jock strap 1; Charlotte 1;
question 4: John McCloud 1; Chris 1;( Mr.) Krazyhorse (in it's various spellings ) 8; Kitty 1; Zylka 14; Winston 1; Alexander Horse 1;Matthew 2; Daniel Webster 1; Zoidberg 1; Frogger 2; Sloww Hand 1;----empty--- 1;A Bolivian unicyclist's jock strap 1; Kicking pass 1;
question 5:
Saving Private Ryan 19; Shaving Ryan's Private 1; The Eagle has landed 1; Tora tora tora 1;One of those movies, where the story in the movie is dated 2000+ 1; Patton 2;
'And then, Like, Hitler Shat his Pants - WWII for the Stoned' 1; The Great Escape 1;Stalingrad 1; The Longest Day 1; The Great dictator 1;Cross of Iron 1;A bridge too far 1; Catch 22 1; Sloww to Jerk the hand 1; Pearl Harbor 1; A Bolivian unicyclist's jock strap 1;
question 6:
wolverine 22; Gambit 1; "You are, of course" 1; X-maid 1; No idea 1; Nightcrawler 1;The girls with the big boobs 1; X-man 1;Colosuss 1; Storm 1;Spiderman 1;Zylka 1;Mystique 1; Slowwhandicious 1; A Bolivian unicyclist's jock strap 1;Memphis Belle 1; Beast 1;
question 7: D-day/Normandy/Overlord 20; Zylka's nightraid over Fez 1; Zylka 1;Opretation "Let's-stop-this-foolish-war-Hitler-and-get-in-and-watch-some-Blockbuster-movie-instead" 1; Stalingrad 3; Battle of the bulge 2; The Bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki 1;
Operation Give J. Edgar Hoover His Frilly Lingerie 1;Barbarossa 1;Somme 1; Battle of Britain 1; Market Garden 1; OPERATION SLOWWHAND IS A PENIS 1;A Bolivian unicyclist's jock strap 1; Juno Beach 1;
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Jaguar Warrior 120 
Stefu 117
Kaak 115
Kassi 115
Vlad Antlerkov 113
Smiley 109
Imran 107
Zylka 105
Makeo 105
Tuberski 105
CerebrusIV 96
donegeal 91
Skanky 91
Spiffor 90
I. Wombat 87
geeslaka 86
SpencerH 83
Kirnwaffen 83
FrustratedPoet 80
Gangerolf 75
Straybow 74
Drogue 69
St Leo 66
Richelieu 62
Shi Huangdi 61
Q^3 56
Ata 52
Japher 49
alva 46
monolith 41
Wernazuma 31
laurentius 25
mrmitchell 14
ADG 14
dejon 8
Sava 7
Agathon 7
Congratulations to our winner, and perfect scorer Jaguar Warrior!
honourable mentions go to Agathon, and Sava for scoring the minimum score each, dejon, who scored 8 while answering logical answers, as well as Stefu who came in 2nd.
Oh, and my apologies to Method.  sorry, man.
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August 2, 2003, 16:17
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What!? "Krea Z. Horse" is = to "KrazyHorse"? Oh well. Maybe if I found a humorous Z-word for the initial. 
And where's Spanky!? 
EDIT: Oh. I was convinced I sent in "Spanky the Magical Coconut" as answer to the farm animal question....but upon reviewing my Sent PMs box, I didn't 
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August 2, 2003, 16:31
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haha rah got 1 vote. 
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August 2, 2003, 16:33
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thats bullshit. i thought of putting zylka as the answer and would have got 119 if i had of, but didn't on principle. pissed off. 
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August 2, 2003, 16:34
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Ha ha Sava!!!!
I win because I answered the same for all the questions. Eat me!!!!
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August 2, 2003, 16:47
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 at the Slowwhand replies - I trust Sava is the guilty party here?
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August 2, 2003, 16:57
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OPERATION SLOWHAND IS A PENIS
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Don't think I've seen that one.
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August 2, 2003, 17:48
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Gah I knew I should have answered operation overlord, but I have forgotten the name when I replied 
I'd have ranked much better if I wasn't that stupid 
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August 2, 2003, 17:59
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Operation Give J. Edgar Hoover His Frilly Lingerie was, of course, the most important operation of WWII. I'm ashamed that no one else knew that.
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August 2, 2003, 18:17
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Do you really believe it ? I can't wait to see Zylka hosting one. I expect all the questions will be "Zylka ?" or something 
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August 2, 2003, 18:56
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Fooking Hell... totally forgot about the Duke and Clint and ending up putting 'Peck' instead .
That kept me from the top
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August 2, 2003, 19:07
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A Bolivian unicyclist's jock strap
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August 2, 2003, 19:11
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Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
A Bolivian unicyclist's jock strap
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I guess that was Agathon's universal answer ? 
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August 2, 2003, 19:15
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One can only assume so.
How it would be possible for anyone to try and get a minimum score and fail is a little puzzling.
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August 2, 2003, 19:18
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Well, it will never have the same success as Zylka. It's way too complicated to remeber for my poor non-English brain, and I'm sure many natives won't remember it. And of course, nobody will be arsed to look for 'A Bolivian unicyclist's jock strap' and copypaste it
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August 2, 2003, 19:28
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Damn, I though I was on a hot streak. Really stunk it up this time though, I got a terrible score. Ah well, congrats Jaguar Warrior! 
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August 2, 2003, 19:36
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How it would be possible for anyone to try and get a minimum score and fail is a little puzzling.
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Thus, I am puzzling. If only that bastard Azazel had kept "Krea Z. Horse" and company seperate instead of lumping them all into one category...
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August 2, 2003, 19:47
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What, no one else likes nightcrawler and catch 22???
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August 2, 2003, 19:47
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What were the questions again?
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August 2, 2003, 22:26
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Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
One can only assume so.
How it would be possible for anyone to try and get a minimum score and fail is a little puzzling.
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Sava has done it multiple times.
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August 2, 2003, 22:36
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JW is now a 2 time perfect scorer!
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August 2, 2003, 22:38
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DYK that it's considered vulgar to blow your own trumpet. 
Anyway, nice one JW. 
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August 2, 2003, 22:38
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How it would be possible for anyone to try and get a minimum score and fail is a little puzzling.
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Usually I attempt to make my answers funny, stupid, or at least slightly related. I do avoid all the Zylkas and etc. though.
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August 2, 2003, 22:46
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I think this is a message to all those who wish to have questions with vague answers... the winning answer will ALWAYS be Zylka .
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August 2, 2003, 22:51
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Fools!
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In his book, The Secret Life of J. Edgar Hoover (1993), Anthony Summers claims that Hoover and Tolson became lovers. For the next forty years the two men were constant companions. In the FBI the couple were known as "J. Edna and Mother Tolson". Mafia boss, Meyer Lansky, obtained photographic evidence of Hoover's homosexuality and was able to use this to stop the FBI from looking too closely into his own criminal activities.
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August 2, 2003, 22:56
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DYK that it's considered vulgar to blow your own trumpet.
Anyway, nice one JW.
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What's more vulgar is talking about blowing your own trumpet. 
Thinking of questions as we speak.
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August 2, 2003, 23:00
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August 2, 2003, 23:12
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August 2, 2003, 23:16
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Originally posted by Azazel
honourable mentions go to Agathon, and Sava for scoring the minimum score each, dejon, who scored 8 while answering logical answers, as well as Stefu who came in 2nd.
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Cool - not bad for my first try. I was foiled by whoever the other person was that answered Jackie Chan for #1.
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How it would be possible for anyone to try and get a minimum score and fail is a little puzzling.
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Like mrmitchell, I refrained from using nonsense answers (Zylka, etc). The only quirky answer I gave was for the farm animal - Charlotte, from Charlotte's Web.
Btw, Azazel, my answer for #5 (Memphis Belle) is among the answers for #6.
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August 2, 2003, 23:26
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Ha ha Sava!!!!
I win because I answered the same for all the questions. Eat me!!!!
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WRONGo!!! I R TEH STUUPIDEST!
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