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No trust me.. Blow Dry! I'd rather go through Sudanese nipple torture than watch that movie again.
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August 4, 2003, 00:58
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Originally posted by dv8ed
Nah, it fits right in under my philosophy of "whatever the critics say, do the exact opposite."
Although, there are always exceptions.
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Please quit wasting our time. You shot your mouth off about a film you haven't seen, so shut up until you can comment about it intelligently.
It was ok IMO, but I liked Slacker better.
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August 4, 2003, 01:03
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The Invisibles - WORST FILM EVER!!!
Or Gigli, The Cell, Daredevil, and Spider-man - definite Worst Film nominees.
Highlander II, any Star Wars flick except ESB, MIBII, Armageddon, Waterworld, POTC, The Postman.
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August 4, 2003, 01:13
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Originally posted by Sikander
Please quit wasting our time. You shot your mouth off about a film you haven't seen, so shut up until you can comment about it intelligently.
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Well, the point of this thread is unseen bad movies.
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August 4, 2003, 01:16
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Ouch!
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August 4, 2003, 03:27
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Originally posted by JohnT
Well, the point of this thread is unseen bad movies.
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Have you read the thread??!!
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August 4, 2003, 05:02
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Yes, it was pretty clear in the OP that the whole point was to nominate movies that you hadn't seen, but that you suspected sucked big donkey balls. John will then watch them and let us know it they're as bad as we feared.
Could if be any clearer? This is why so many people have nominated Gigli.
I nominate Spice World. I shudder and break out in a cold sweat any time I even think of watching it.
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August 4, 2003, 05:22
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Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
Yes, it was pretty clear in the OP that the whole point was to nominate movies that you hadn't seen, but that you suspected sucked big donkey balls. John will then watch them and let us know it they're as bad as we feared.
Could if be any clearer? This is why so many people have nominated Gigli.
I nominate Spice World. I shudder and break out in a cold sweat any time I even think of watching it.
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The number of posts that express opinions about films seen seem to outnumber those that express expectations of films not seen, but I must agree that this tangent runs counter to the intent of the thread. My apologies to anyone who was offended / annoyed by my earlier posts. In trying to forestall the continuation a boring series of exchanges, each lamer than the last, I seem to have caused an equivalent series of the same.
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August 4, 2003, 05:34
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Someone should make this thread into a movie and let John review it.
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August 4, 2003, 05:37
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August 4, 2003, 05:37
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August 4, 2003, 07:05
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I nominate Mean Machine.
My parents rented it a couple of nights ago, and anything they rent must be shite by law and by custom.
I'm just glad I don't live with them anymore, being forced to watch 'A Shaggy dog story' was traumatising. I'd nominate that one, but it's pretty hard to find.
Edit: Shaggy is banned, but shite isn't? C'est tre bollocks.
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August 4, 2003, 07:57
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I'd have to go for Spiceworld as well.
If we were including things I've seen, then I'd have to nominate Pearl Harbour.
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August 4, 2003, 08:13
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August 4, 2003, 08:37
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Originally posted by Sikander
Have you read the thread??!!
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Son, if you hadn't noticed, I started it.
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August 4, 2003, 08:49
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August 4, 2003, 08:56
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 Let's see...
Crossroads (Britney!!  )
Home Alone 3
The latest Steven Seagal movie
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August 4, 2003, 09:14
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Life is Beautiful
Chocolat
How to make an American Quilt
Soapdish (with Ricki Lake!  )
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August 4, 2003, 09:16
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Battlefield Earth
Gigli
Gymkata
Plan 9 From Outer Space
It's Pat
Staying Alive
nearly every Madonna movie (especially her latest one)
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August 4, 2003, 09:17
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Lot's of lists, but few nominations. Can y'all let me know for which ONE of the films you are listing you need me to take a bullet?
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August 4, 2003, 09:19
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Oh yes... I'll nominate Crossroads. 
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August 4, 2003, 09:22
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st_swithin - did you just say POTC as in, johnny depp's POTC????
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August 4, 2003, 09:24
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Why is it that so many of the movies listed star people who are known in other fields? Nobody has mentioned Madonna yet, but she has an entire block of movies of which any one could be argued as the worst film of the year it was released. Glitter, Crossroads, and Gligli all feature people who are better suited (loosely speaking) in other fields.
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August 4, 2003, 09:27
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Nobody has mentioned Madonna yet
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Do you have Sharpe on ignore? What has he ever done to you? 
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August 4, 2003, 10:03
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Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
Do you have Sharpe on ignore?
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Not yet. 
Sorry, man.
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August 4, 2003, 10:09
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Message in a Bottle.
the most boring movie I ever saw.
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August 4, 2003, 10:09
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That's ok - I assumed that you ignored my semi-long list of movies.
I thought you were getting a list of movies for a poll later (thought I read something about that earlier in the thread)
If I were to choose one movie it would narrowly be Battlefield Earth (though the others make it very close )
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August 4, 2003, 10:32
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I'd never even heard of it before, but now I've read a review of it, then it just has to be Gigli.
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August 8, 2003, 20:40
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POTC - Party Of Tyler's Crew - indie flick.
Depp's not in that. Even the cast hasn't yet seen the final edit. We'll be reviewing it later tonight at the producer's house.
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August 8, 2003, 21:04
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I'm not even going to do a voting thread.
This weekend, I'm off to see Gigli!
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