August 4, 2003, 16:09
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August 4, 2003, 16:24
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August 4, 2003, 16:27
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Yeah, that's one of Chick's more entertaining ones.
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August 4, 2003, 16:39
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Thanks for not locking this thread-as I suspected it would be
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August 4, 2003, 17:35
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What really gets me is the bible-thumpers are actually serious! 
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"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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August 4, 2003, 18:20
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WTF???
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August 4, 2003, 18:24
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Of course, now as I see it.
I must have been so blind,
as Cannabis is sold by Dealers as the Entrance Drug to harder Stuff,
every Dungeonmaster just holds D&D-Games to lure the children into the World of Darkness and Witchcraft.
Thank you Jack Chick for opening my Eyes about it. 
Now it is time to repent, all you guys and girls on Apolyton, who are into D&D. 
Remember all those Players who committed suicide because their Character died during the game.
Na, not really 
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So far, the Universe is winning.
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August 4, 2003, 18:26
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This is an old hat. There've been several threads on Chick's garbage.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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August 4, 2003, 18:26
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Thank God no one at Apolyton is stupid enough to change their religion because of a comic book.
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August 4, 2003, 18:29
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Deity
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It's mostly just a tool which the ignorant use to put fear into the hearts of their fellow ignoramouses.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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August 4, 2003, 18:50
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And maybe into the hearts of little children, old enough to read those cartoons, but young enough to get frightened by them
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Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to produce idiot-proof programs, and the Universe which strives to produce bigger idiots. - software engineers' saying
So far, the Universe is winning.
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August 4, 2003, 19:00
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UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!
Thanks, I thought I'd never see this again. Some lunatic gave me this on the street in the late 80s and I'd lost my copy.
I used to show it to people for a laugh.
If only I could find the one with the converted prison hoodlum who announces to the rest of the cons:
"There's going to be no more raping in this prison, because I just found out that God hates sodomy!"
I ed @ that 4 years.
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August 4, 2003, 19:05
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Originally posted by Proteus_MST
Thank you Jack Chick for opening my Eyes about it.
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August 4, 2003, 19:09
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King
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Originally posted by Agathon
If only I could find the one with the converted prison hoodlum who announces to the rest of the cons:
"There's going to be no more raping in this prison, because I just found out that God hates sodomy!"
I ed @ that 4 years.
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Do you remember its title at all? All his "work"(crap) is on that site.
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August 4, 2003, 19:09
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Well, once in Pensacola I was downtown on a Satuday night. There were a bunch of bible-thumpers on the corners yelling at navy guys going into clubs. Cute, untouchable Baptist churchgirls were handing out tracts. I ran up and asked if they had the D&D one. No, they didn't.
Later on that evening I showed my buds what the Hell I was talking about.
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And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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August 4, 2003, 19:11
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Heres all the ones with the word "prison" in the description:
Framed
Bible Series #6
Joseph was framed by Potiphar's wife and ended up in prison. But the same God who delivered Joseph will deliver you.
Gomez is Coming
Gomez is an imprisoned gang leader. Before he is to be released, his kid brother is killed in a drive-by shooting. Everyone expects Gomez to get revenge, but a chaplain leads him to Christ. In a surprise ending, Gomez forgives the killer.
See this tract in other languages
Bull, The - How to order
When Bull found Jesus in his cell, the prison was sure to change.
Soul Story - How to order
When Leroy got out of prison, the turf war began. But all the time, he kept remembering Grandma and her faith in Jesus. An inner city story.
See this tract in other languages
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August 4, 2003, 20:29
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Damn, I must be playing D&D with the wrong groups... I still can't seem to cast Invisibility or anything else for that matter .
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August 4, 2003, 20:31
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Apolyton Grand Executioner
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Originally posted by Agathon
UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!
Thanks, I thought I'd never see this again. Some lunatic gave me this on the street in the late 80s and I'd lost my copy.
I used to show it to people for a laugh.
If only I could find the one with the converted prison hoodlum who announces to the rest of the cons:
"There's going to be no more raping in this prison, because I just found out that God hates sodomy!"
I ed @ that 4 years.
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You could always write a letter, pretend you're doing a prison ministry, and get a few of those out of print ones for free.
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When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all.
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August 4, 2003, 20:33
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DnD, like lots of things, can be bad
however, it is all in the way it is used
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August 4, 2003, 20:35
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Originally posted by Victor Galis
Damn, I must be playing D&D with the wrong groups... I still can't seem to cast Invisibility or anything else for that matter .
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Maybe your Level is still not high enough,
to get to know real Power
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Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to produce idiot-proof programs, and the Universe which strives to produce bigger idiots. - software engineers' saying
So far, the Universe is winning.
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August 4, 2003, 20:37
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Originally posted by Proteus_MST
Maybe your Level is still not high enough,
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You'd think I could at least manage Prestidigitation by now... hehe, I'd actually clean my room if I could cast that one.
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August 4, 2003, 20:40
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Invisibility is only a level 2 spell, even a puny level 3 wizard can cast it.
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August 4, 2003, 20:40
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Apolyton Grand Executioner
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Originally posted by Vesayen
Thanks for not locking this thread-as I suspected it would be
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I figured if I locked it, I'd really give you a complex. Besides, Chick tract threads are always good for a few laughs.
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August 4, 2003, 20:45
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Hmmm, I have chainmail armour and a halberd.
My character in D&D has chainmail armour and a halberd...
****, does this mean I'm going to turn into a dwarf?
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August 4, 2003, 20:46
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
****, does this mean I'm going to turn into a dwarf?
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Dwarves don't use halberds, they use axes and hammers. 
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August 4, 2003, 20:49
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Mine does. 
He has a backup dwarven waraxe though.
And a shortbow that is more dangerous to himself than to the enemy he aims it at.
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August 4, 2003, 21:22
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Originally posted by Jon Miller
DnD, like lots of things, can be bad
however, it is all in the way it is used
Jon Miller
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Dont sink to their level, you have NO reason to compromise, there is NOTHING wrong with DnD.
It can be "used in the wrong way" to be about as dangerous as a pencil, to stab someone in the eye. DnD has never been the primary cause of any psychotic act.
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August 4, 2003, 22:01
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This is funny stuff 
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August 4, 2003, 22:57
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Hmmm... This has possibilities... (brass-gold, invisibility, etc hehe)
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