Superpowers

mrmitchell · August 4, 2003, 20:14

If you could have one superpower, which would it be? For example, I would be invisible.

Ah, yes, I'm already dreaming of all the frolicking in places where women believe they are "private". (Hey, I can dream, can't I?)

If hot naked women are out of the question, then, hell, shapeshifting sounds pretty awesome. Especially if one can gain the characteristics of their new shape. If not, then it's still awesome.

SlowwHand · August 4, 2003, 20:18

I'd settle for the old stand-by, flight.
Panish, not Supermanish.

:) Smiley · August 4, 2003, 20:28

One superpower? I'll take the USA.

MrFun · August 4, 2003, 20:30

I want MTG's superpower -- knowing everything about everything.

mrmitchell · August 4, 2003, 22:01

Shapeshifting; hm. Could turn into a clock or something in a girl's locker room.

Flight, I could fly up and hide on the ceiling or something, I just hope they don't look up

Now, if I knew everything, then I'd know how to woo women and wouldn't need any other superpowers.

And if I took the USA

, then I'd have plenty of women at my disposal. You have no idea how eager interns are to be ****ed and suddenly disappe...er...I never said that.

Japher · August 4, 2003, 22:06

i'd have super intelligencee, so that I could spell THAT word!

LTEC! · August 4, 2003, 22:09

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Originally posted by MrFun
I want MTG's superpower -- knowing everything about everything.

Nubclear · August 4, 2003, 22:38

I want to be invincible. To everything.

Jaguar · August 4, 2003, 22:43

I would choose to be able to acquire any knowledge I want to.

korn469 · August 5, 2003, 01:23

i'd be able to teleport to anywhere I wanted

st_swithin · August 5, 2003, 01:27

I'd wanna be Sarcasm Girl -gets away with even the most politically-incorrect and incendiary comments galore using nothing more than good old-fashioned CHARM!

A girl can dream, can't she?

Ted Striker · August 5, 2003, 01:29

Flying, definitley flying

Reading people's minds would be cool as long as you could turn it on and off

Ted Striker · August 5, 2003, 01:30

X ray vision would be cool too

Looking at them panties you know what I'm saying fellas?!!

Hey st_swithin give a dog a bone!!!

monolith94 · August 5, 2003, 01:32

I want the ability to cause anyone to hallucinate at any time.

st_swithin · August 5, 2003, 01:35

That is NOT funny. You cheated!!

St. Pauli Girl's cathedral this ain't!

Hallucinate me a pint, then.

monolith94 · August 5, 2003, 01:41

I meant more like yellow submarine style hallucinations... I think you're thinking of mirages.

st_swithin · August 5, 2003, 01:52

ARRRGHH!!! LITTLE PINK CHRISTINA AGUILERA MONSTERS!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

monolith94 · August 5, 2003, 01:54

Is it not a deadly superpower?

st_swithin · August 5, 2003, 01:55

I'd like a prehensile tail and functioning wings.

Sorta like a plague of flying monkies.

"I am Jack's plague of flying a55monkies." - fifth horseman/1st milkman of the Apocolypse

Skanky Burns · August 5, 2003, 02:22

Flying would be great. No more paying for expensive cars. Your hair would always be a mess though.

Zopperoni · August 5, 2003, 02:49

Teleportation or telekinesis would be cool.

Soul Survivor · August 5, 2003, 02:52

my latin teacher once put this as an extra-credit question on a quiz

apparently every guy in the room put "x-ray vision" as their answer........

Skanky Burns · August 5, 2003, 02:57

All those who have telekinesis powers, raise my hand.

Spiffor · August 5, 2003, 03:05

I'd imagine things, and they'd build themselves without me doing any work.

Proteus_MST · August 5, 2003, 03:07

Teleporting would be really cool.
No time lost for Transit I´m always loosing 1 h getting to and back from University. Or better, not exactly loose, as I can use part of the time in Transit to read, learn and the like, but that´s something I can also do @home

Of course Teleportation should involve all of your Clothes you wear and everything you carry with you. It could be disturbing for other people at university to see you appear out of Nothing in the Lecture Room, but even more disturbing if you appear there naked.

But Shapeshifting or reading minds could also be great (should be useful, flirting with a woman and knowing exactly what she thinks

)

Urban Ranger · August 5, 2003, 03:08

Telepathy/mind control.

With one power you gain access to the rest.

st_swithin · August 5, 2003, 03:32

Odd world, isn't it?

Whaleboy · August 5, 2003, 06:44

The ability to breath underwater would be like (I've been listening to purple haze again).

JohnT · August 5, 2003, 08:15

Quote:

Originally posted by mrmitchell
If you could have one superpower, which would it be? For example, I would be invisible.

Ah, yes, I'm already dreaming of all the frolicking in places where women believe they are "private". (Hey, I can dream, can't I?)

If hot naked women are out of the question, then, hell, shapeshifting sounds pretty awesome. Especially if one can gain the characteristics of their new shape. If not, then it's still awesome.

It's all about sex, isn't it? First thing you'd do is shapeshift into a woman, you slut.

Sprayber · August 5, 2003, 08:27

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Originally posted by mrmitchell
Shapeshifting; hm. Could turn into a clock or something in a girl's locker room.

Better make it a clock with eyes or it won't do you any good...