OFFICIAL ELECTION : Emperor/ess for life

Jamski · August 7, 2003, 05:10

Whether we should choose
My cat or the dirty cat of Tass
To be our leader.

Poll is official
I'm the Deputy Chairman
So I can say that.

My cat is better
Than Tass's stinking moggie
And my cat is black.

If you don't choose him
That means you are a racist
So vote for my cat.

There will also be
Twenty free xenodoughnuts
For each voter.

If you vote for Tass
You'll be nerve-stapl'd to death -
This is your warning.

-Jam

Nubclear · August 7, 2003, 06:17

Ha! He can't even get a picture of his cat!

Glory to my cat. Don't vote for her, and I'll spam you to death.

Jamski · August 7, 2003, 10:50

Fortunately, Tass
My cat is so beautiful
No picture required.

-Jam

Nubclear · August 7, 2003, 20:12

PERESTROIKA EXCLUSIVE!!!! PICTURE OF JAMSKIS CAT *FOUND*

Vev · August 7, 2003, 20:15

Mmmmm shaved cat. Oh? That cat is naturally hairless? Ooops, I mean Jamski's cat.

Snowflake · August 7, 2003, 23:10

I am so disappinted in you, comrades, for the Hive spam has degraded to this degree. If this trend continues, I will not come back. I promise.

Nubclear · August 7, 2003, 23:24

Quote:

Originally posted by HongHu
I am so disappinted in you, comrades, for the Hive spam has degraded to this degree. If this trend continues, I will not come back. I promise.

You may leave Comrade. However, your cute baby shall remain with me

Vev · August 7, 2003, 23:43

Jamski's cat had an operation and fur had to be shaved off around the operated area.

Snowflake · August 8, 2003, 00:30

I don't care if it is a cat without hair or a mouse with steel ball, (

) just replace the picture with a link please, it hurts my eyes.

Vev · August 8, 2003, 00:49

Jamski · August 10, 2003, 17:42

Vev reaches a new low.

WHY DON'TYA VOTE FOR MY CAT! HE'S VERY ILL ATM!

-Jam

Rokossovky · August 10, 2003, 18:16

lol, sauteed Xeno-squid wins..... :P damnit.. I can't find my tilde key... WTF....*bitter*...

- Rokossovky....*figuring out new laptop*

Rokossovky · August 10, 2003, 18:17

OH!! HERE IT IS!!! :P~~~~~~~~~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*cough cough cough*

- Rokossovky

Vev · August 10, 2003, 18:57

So we now have a tied Florida election. Do I hear recount

Jamski · August 10, 2003, 19:08

Actually I think I accedentally voted for Xenosquid instead of my cat because of a hanging chad...

-Jam

Vev · August 11, 2003, 00:02

The vote says so far the Sauteed Xenosquid has the almost-majority. Hail Emperor Sauteed Xenosquid. Long live Emperor Sauteed Xenosquid.

Nubclear · August 11, 2003, 01:24

I accidently voted for Jamskis cat.

So I guess thats -1 to Jamskis Cat and +1 to Misty

Jamski · August 11, 2003, 03:00

I accidentally bribed the judging officials, so thats +1964 to my cat, and -5476303 to Tass, meaning I win

-Jam

Vev · August 11, 2003, 03:03

There is only one way to settle this,

A BATTLE ROYALE!!!