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Old August 7, 2003, 21:39   #1
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Stupid XIV: TEH ANSWAAAAAAR!
Table fixed thanks to his Royal Skankiness.

Code:
Shi Huangdi	3	10	6	10	3	23	10	65
Gangerolf	1	10	6	10	2	23	10	62
Vlad Antlerkov	2	10	5	10	1	23	10	61
Imran		3	6	10	1	6	23	10	59
Kirnwaffen	3	10	6	2	6	23	5	55
Drogue		6	3	6	10	3	23	3	54
Giant_Squid	2	3	10	2	6	23	6	52
Soul Survivor	1	6	6	10	3	23	3	52
Wombat		1	10	10	2	3	23	1	50
ixnay		6	6	4	3	2	23	5	49
Ned		1	10	4	1	3	23	6	48
monolith	3	1	5	2	3	23	10	47
Jon Miller	1	6	10	1	1	23	3	45
MrWhereItsAt	6	3	1	10	1	23	1	45
obiwan		2	10	10	10	1	7	5	45
Spiffor		3	2	1	3	3	23	10	45
skywalker	6	2	5	1	1	23	6	44
Kassi		3	6	10	3	3	7	10	42
Q Cubed		1	10	10	1	6	3	10	41
Richelieu	6	1	5	2	1	23	3	41
orange		1	1	4	2	6	23	3	40
Straybow	1	3	5	1	2	23	5	40
Kaak		3	3	4	1	2	23	3	39
Skanky Burns	1	10	10	1	3	7	6	38
Sava		6	3	1	1	1	23	1	36
donegeal	2	3	1	1	2	23	3	35
Stefu		2	3	2	10	1	3	10	31
Wernazuma III	1	2	3	2	6	7	10	31
:) Smiley	1	1	1	1	2	23	1	30
gopher		1	2	1	10	1	7	5	27
St Leo		3	10	2	2	2	7	1	27
Atahualpa	2	1	10	2	1	7	3	26
ADG		1	2	10	1	1	1	6	22
alva		1	1	3	10	2	1	1	19
st_swithin	1	2	6	1	1	1	6	18
MikeH		3	6	3	1	1	1	1	16
Zylka		1	3	1	2	1	3	3	14
mrmitchell	1	1	1	1	1	1	1	7
Worlds greatest hellhole question:

Texas 6
The US 3
Iraq 3
apolyton 3
Los Angeles 2
France 2
Finland 2
Zylka 1
Turkish Prison 1
Tierra del Fuego 1
Sahara 1
Philadelphia 1
Paris 1
Ohio 1
New Jersey 1
Middle of the Marianas Trench 1
Liberia 1
Here 1
Gaza 1
Fez's mouth 1
Detroit 1
Denmark 1
Carmelite Monasteries 1
Camden, NJ 1

Coolest shooter game:

Doom 10
Half Life 6
Counter Strike 3
Quake 3
Zylka 3
Halo 2
Unreal Tournament 2
Pong 2
All your shoot are belong to us 1
Galaxian 1
Deus Ex 1
Doom 2 1
Civilization 1
Revolution X 1
Quake II 1

Order Taft, Newman, and Jared from fattest to thinnest:

TNJ 10
JNT 6
TJN 5
JTN 4
none/NA 3
NTJ 2
Zylka 1
The whole ****ing cast of Seinfeld is terminally fat 1
Taft, Slowwhand, Newman, Jared 1
NJT 1
Mr Belvedere, Your Mom, the Verizon Guy 1
Krea Z. Horse, William Negro Taft, Mail, Peter Griffin, Jared 1
Jared, Taft, Newman, Zylka 1

Best gun:

AK47 10
Desert Eagle 3
Minigun 2
Uzi 2
Zylka 2
Walther PPK 2
Big Bertha 2
M-16 2
USP-16 Ultor Semi-Automatic Pistol 1
Machine Gun 1
Phalanx Defense System on US Aircraft Carriers 1
Barret 50 1
Super Soaker 2000 1
Tommy 1
Glock 1
Colt 45 1
The Atomic Cannon 1
Mark 19 1
that electronic one that can shoot out a million rounds per second, theoretically 1
Potato 1
The purple headed porridge gun 1

What should be thrown out of helicopters:

Fezzes 6
French 3
Capitalists 3
Fascists 3
Parachutists/Air Assault Troops 2
Nazis 2
Texans 2
Zylkas 2
Finns who lack rational 1
Neo-Conservatives 1
I am so lonely 1
Bananas 1
Conservatives 1
Politician 1
Trolls 1
Cows 1
your base 1
Moderators 1
COMMUNISTS 1
Pinkos 1
I'm with stupid players 1
w@nkers 1
Zylka 1

MtG and Ming in a boxing match:

Mtg 23
Ming 7
Zylka 3
Mike Tyson wins. He comes in and bites off all their ears. 1
The referee 1
The girl who shows which round it is... 1
Yes 1
The apolyton posters 1

Mods that are netrats in disguise:

Ming 10
MarkG (And according to Giant Squid, its not a very good one either) 6
rah 5
DanQ 3
Zylka 3
MtG 3
The Olsen Twins 1
Slowwhand 1
none 1
Solver 1
Rasbelin 1
All but Ming 1
Locotus 1
You mean some of them aren't? 1


Sorry if its disorganized. Congrats shi!

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Old August 7, 2003, 21:40   #2
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I got 36? Damn...
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Old August 7, 2003, 21:45   #3
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great! 7! low scorer!
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Old August 7, 2003, 21:48   #4
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Question 2
M-16 1
M16 1

Question 3
Zylka 1
Zylka 1
Wouldn't these be the same?

Also, could you post the questions in bold above the answers. I forget what some of the questions are.
Apart from that, good work!
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52, 13 off the leader.... not bad for my first attempt

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Old August 7, 2003, 21:50   #6
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Dude, I think you made a mistake with mine. You gave me 23 for question number 5, and the answer I gave only had a 1.
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Old August 7, 2003, 21:52   #7
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Sava: Yours just aren't lined up properly. See how you have no final score where most others do? And see how you have a score near your name where most others don't?

If JW would like it fixed, all he needs to do is add another tab in the text file just after the peoples names who aren't lined up properly, then cut-n-paste it over the post. Which would be good, lined up and all.
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I call SHENANGINS ON THE SCORER!!!11!#!@$%$(&!^#^*!)(#$*!
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36 - 23 = 13. Still losing to me Sava
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That's cuz I answered Texas in question 1... next time I'll say, "that bum**** cracker state Slowwhand is from!"
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wow... Zylka has been an aswer to every single one of the questions.


Anyway for those posting the answers, do post the questions as well next time, we forget quickly.
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wow... Zylka has been an aswer to every single one of the questions.
That's because he puts his name as an answer to every single one of the questions.
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Code:
Question 2
M-16 1
M16 1
Code:
Question 3
Zylka 1
Zylka 1
Wouldn't these be the same?

Also, could you post the questions in bold above the answers. I forget what some of the questions are.
Apart from that, good work!
OK I'll post the question answers, and correct those.

BTW, if somebody understands how to make the rows line up, they can post it lined up properly and I'll copy their post.
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Re: Stupid XIV: TEH ANSWAAAAAAR!
Code:
Shi Huangdi	3	10	6	10	3	23	10	65
Gangerolf	1	10	6	10	2	23	10	62
Vlad Antlerkov	2	10	5	10	1	23	10	61
Imran		3	6	10	1	6	23	10	59
Kirnwaffen	3	10	6	2	6	23	5	55
Drogue		6	3	6	10	3	23	3	54
Giant_Squid	2	3	10	2	6	23	6	52
Soul Survivor	1	6	6	10	3	23	3	52
Wombat		1	10	10	2	3	23	1	50
ixnay		6	6	4	3	2	23	5	49
Ned		1	10	4	1	3	23	6	48
monolith	3	1	5	2	3	23	10	47
Jon Miller	1	6	10	1	1	23	3	45
MrWhereItsAt	6	3	1	10	1	23	1	45
obiwan		2	10	10	10	1	7	5	45
Spiffor		3	2	1	3	3	23	10	45
skywalker	6	2	5	1	1	23	6	44
Kassi		3	6	10	3	3	7	10	42
Q Cubed		1	10	10	1	6	3	10	41
Richelieu	6	1	5	2	1	23	3	41
orange		1	1	4	2	6	23	3	40
Straybow	1	3	5	1	2	23	5	40
Kaak		3	3	4	1	2	23	3	39
Skanky Burns	1	10	10	1	3	7	6	38
Sava		6	3	1	1	1	23	1	36
donegeal	2	3	1	1	2	23	3	35
Stefu		2	3	2	10	1	3	10	31
Wernazuma III	1	2	3	2	6	7	10	31
:) Smiley	1	1	1	1	2	23	1	30
gopher		1	2	1	10	1	7	5	27
St Leo		3	10	2	2	2	7	1	27
Atahualpa	2	1	10	2	1	7	3	26
ADG		1	2	10	1	1	1	6	22
alva		1	1	3	10	2	1	1	19
st_swithin	1	2	6	1	1	1	6	18
MikeH		3	6	3	1	1	1	1	16
Zylka		1	3	1	2	1	3	3	14
mrmitchell	1	1	1	1	1	1	1	7
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Ha ha ha ha! Yet another instance where too much freedom in answers leads to a highly entertaining poll.


"Coolest shooter game:
All your shoot are belong to us 1"
"What should be thrown out of helicopters:
I am so lonely 1"
"MtG and Ming in a boxing match:
Zylka 3" --3?! How did that happen!?
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doesn't anybody know html tables?
Yes, but they tend to cause problems with Apolyton, and Markos doesn't like them being used.
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Woohoo! 3rd IWS victory! I'll clear out my PM box, then I'll create the next IWS, I will be back within a week so I can score it.
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I'm changing my name to Pichelieu...
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