August 7, 2003, 22:13
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The "Meanest Mutha on Poly" thread a.k.a. silly thread of the day...
So who do you reckon could whup yo ass?
David Floyd is apparently some kind of mixed martial artist, so he's out.
And Sava looks like he works out a lot. Since I confine my exercise to smoking and arm curls (with a pint weight), I think I'd take a beating there.
MtG also looks like a pretty big guy.
Someone told me Azazel is 6'5" and built like a brick shithouse. Is this true?
I reckon I could stomp on Fez pretty good. Not much consolation though is it?
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August 7, 2003, 22:16
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I fight pretty well, I've never lost or had my ass kicked... but when the **** hits the fan, I play to win (i.e. I fight dirty). I'm not above picking up random objects for use as weapons. And even if I lose in a fight, I'll come back with a bat... and if I lose, I'll come back with a knife, then a gun. 
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August 7, 2003, 22:16
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I could take all of you'se, at once I tell ya!
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August 7, 2003, 22:17
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I don't know about Azazel but the pictures of Panag put "have a nice day ..." in a whole new light.
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August 7, 2003, 22:17
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Slowhands been acting like he's some sort of Charles Bronson/Jedi Knight hybrid all day, does that count?
ie imaginary toughness?
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August 7, 2003, 22:19
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Originally posted by reds4ever
Slowhands been acting like he's some sort of Charles Bronson/Jedi Knight hybrid all day, does that count?
ie imaginary toughness?
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I think that's a Texas attitude... you know, "don't mess with Texas!"
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August 7, 2003, 22:20
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Originally posted by Asher
I could take all of you'se, at once I tell ya!
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I've seen your pic. You're on the "can be bashed up by Agathon" list.
Like to see you and Fez in an "electron weight" bout tho.
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August 7, 2003, 22:21
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I'm a commie pinko liberal peacenik. Sorry.
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August 7, 2003, 22:21
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August 7, 2003, 22:22
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Originally posted by Sava
I think that's a Texas attitude... you know, "don't mess with Texas!"
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They've never quite got past the whole 'Alamo' mentality thing, have they?
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August 7, 2003, 22:23
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Pekka... who saw that picture of him with some fellow soldier in a choke hold? i'm surprised by how big and tough he looks...
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August 7, 2003, 22:24
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They've quite got past the whole 'Alamo' mentality thing, have they?
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nah...
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August 7, 2003, 22:24
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Originally posted by Albert Speer
Pekka... who saw that picture of him with some fellow soldier in a choke hold? i'm surprised by how big and tough he looks...
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***** finns 
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August 7, 2003, 22:27
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Originally posted by Agathon
I've seen your pic. You're on the "can be bashed up by Agathon" list.
Like to see you and Fez in an "electron weight" bout tho.
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I says a lot how you somehow twist someone who is of "perfect" height/weight mixture and say they're skinny.
I guess it's all relative.
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August 7, 2003, 22:28
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Originally posted by Asher
I says a lot how you somehow twist someone who is of "perfect" height/weight mixture and say they're skinny.
I guess it's all relative.
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Sheddup girly man, or I'll open up a thimble of whup-ass!!!!
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August 7, 2003, 22:31
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"perfect" height/weight
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no such thing... each person has ideal ranges, but there are not overall good ratios...
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August 7, 2003, 22:32
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Sava:
and then you look at his countryman Stefu...
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August 7, 2003, 22:32
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"perfect" was in quotes: I've got nearly exactly 22.5 BMI, where the ideal is 20-25.
I'm also clearly not skinny, because skinny implies being boney or otherwise unattractively underweight...not the case. 
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August 7, 2003, 22:35
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Yeah, Pekka should be on the list, too.
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August 7, 2003, 22:36
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[QUOTE] Originally posted by Asher
nearly exactly QUOTE]
Asher, has your vanity overtaken your grammar? 
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August 7, 2003, 22:37
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Originally posted by Albert Speer
Sava:
and then you look at his countryman Stefu...
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I've never seen Stefu.
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August 7, 2003, 22:42
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Asher, has your vanity overtaken your grammar?
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"Nearly exactly" is perfectly fine, it's like saying "nearly perfect".
Has pedanticism taken over your reasoning?
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August 7, 2003, 22:43
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Pekka's huge and he's being militarily trained... that man would take most of us out no doubt
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August 7, 2003, 22:44
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Sava:
don't go and try to search for a pic of Stefu... you'll regret it for the rest of your life... i remember when he first posted his picture years ago... i think all us apolyton old-timers got his image etched in our minds... the horror...
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August 7, 2003, 22:47
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Here's my guess. As for training/fighting ability, it would probably come down to MtG, Pekka, and myself. But that doesn't necessarily mean that other people couldn't kick any of our asses, as there are other aspects to look at. Myself, for example: I haven't been in very many real fights, meaning I'd be less prepared than some for the adrenaline rush and all that.
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August 7, 2003, 22:48
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Has pedanticism taken over your reasoning?
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Nope, i'm nearly unique in not letting that happen
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August 7, 2003, 22:52
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Well, I don't know mtg, but most people lists him so I guess he's a killer!
David Floyd is a bad ass and a stud definitely.
There are about 30 000 people registered, so there must be lots more, but these are people I know..
Azazel looks like a monster, but I don't know if he is dangerous . But I'll keep that as potential boogie man.
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August 7, 2003, 22:55
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That pic was terribly gay, speer...  haha Pekka
Anyways, there is no clear cut answer. There isn't ONE person who could win a one on one confrontation with everyone. Someone always be able to beat anyone. And if this were a free for all to the death, I guarantee you I would win.
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August 7, 2003, 22:56
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Sava, if you think THAT looks gay, you should see some pics of me grappling
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August 7, 2003, 22:56
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I guarantee you all, I would win because I'd be nowhere near there, instead using the time to drain your bank accounts electronically to fund a new dildo collection to be shipped to your houses. 
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