The "Meanest Mutha on Poly" thread a.k.a. silly thread of the day... - Page 2

Sava · August 7, 2003, 22:57

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Originally posted by David Floyd
Sava, if you think THAT looks gay, you should see some pics of me grappling

Do you and Slowwy have some hot, sweaty, Texas style ass poundings?

Pekka · August 7, 2003, 23:02

Sava, well some people have gay feelings about those kinds of things.. you know we used to train in tight shorts and nothing else on? I mean grapple.. all sweaty and breathing heavy

. I figure it looks pretty gay, but you don't really think that when you do it. Except if you are a perv.

Sava · August 7, 2003, 23:05

Well, to be fair, I'd think about sexual situations even if that were a dude and a chick.

PLATO · August 8, 2003, 00:22

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Originally posted by Harry Seldon
I don't know about Azazel but the pictures of Panag put "have a nice day ..." in a whole new light.

I just looked them up. I don't know 'bout the rest of you, but I wouldn't mess w/panag.

have a nice day.

Koyaanisqatsi · August 8, 2003, 00:46

I'm roughly the size and build of a large NFL offensive lineman...but I've only got minimal training, so I don't know where I'd fall.

Berzerker · August 8, 2003, 01:23

Oh boy, internet Fight Club! Sorry boys, I'm well past my prime and am quite happy to still swing a golf club (ouch, nasty weapon

).

Since I've only met 4 apolytoners, I'd vote for War4ever. He's supposed to be a very good tennis player so he's got to be mobile, at least one strong arm, and I imagine some strong legs. I used to play softball with a good friend who was a US champion team tennis player and instructor, and this guy could hit line drives that wouldn't start coming down to earth until well over the heads of befuddled outfielders, so I know tennis players have strong forearms. Back when I was young a friend and I got into a fight (sort of anyway) and he kicked me. OUCH! He played hockey and I quickly learned that hockey players have some really strong legs. I saw this guy a few years later and we were tossing a football around and I swear this guy should have been punting in the NFL - easily 60-70 yards in the air!!! Any hockey players here? They'd be in the running for sure.

Well, on second thought, Ted Striker is into weight lifting and he sounds pretty serious about it, so if he can get a hold of you, I imagine he could do some serious damage. A good wrestler/grappler will beat a good boxer...

Quote:

I'm roughly the size and build of a large NFL offensive lineman...but I've only got minimal training, so I don't know where I'd fall.

Look down, that's where you'd fall.

edited: to ashamed of my bragging

Koyaanisqatsi · August 8, 2003, 02:26

Even though I play hockey?

(I'm told getting checked by somebody 300+ lbs. with a head of steam behind them really sucks. Well. That's not the words that were used, but...)

Dis · August 8, 2003, 02:48

So Poly has devolved into this.

A "I can kick your ass" thread.

in any case, I could kick all of your asses... with my gun that is.

Koyaanisqatsi · August 8, 2003, 02:51

/me avoids obvious joke.

Sarxis · August 8, 2003, 02:59

Really? A pissing contest on the Civ3 OT forum? Really?

monolith94 · August 8, 2003, 03:08

I believe that I've seen two photos of Stefu - one from waaaaaay back that was quite... spritely. And then the one from his prom in which he appeard a little bit less... spritely. So I guess he's on a positive trend.

Sikander · August 8, 2003, 04:17

I feel that I can still comfortably whip the vast majority of people due to martial arts training and not a few real fights. I'm not big (about 155 lbs and 5'6") and I'm not in the best shape, but I'll take my experience and lack of fear over all but the most physically gifted people. Other (properly) trained fighters are another story, especially if they are in better shape than I am.

Zylka · August 8, 2003, 04:29

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Originally posted by Sava

Anyways, there is no clear cut answer. There isn't ONE person who could win a one on one confrontation with everyone. Someone always be able to beat anyone. And if this were a free for all to the death, I guarantee you I would win.

Maybe you should share a "from the front" picture for us first. I have a feeling (by the looks of those cute little love handles) that SOMEONE's hiding some sluggish gut fat!

korn469 · August 8, 2003, 06:28

hmmm, since pekka apparently has a temper (remember he was taken in for questioning when he thrashed those three guys for spitting on the road in front of his house) i'd put him close to the top

spraybear when he's healthy (didn't he break a leg?) might also be a highly trained killing machine

david floyd after you raise his income taxes to pay for food stamps, and then evict him from his house citing eminent domain because you are going to build a new courthouse on his property would have a pyscho factor to accompany his training

uber krux also has a temper and has knocked a person's lights out, so he's my dark horse candidate

boddingtons seems shady and crafty, so he'd probably attack you from behind with a tire iron so i'd be careful around him

i put that sloww is all talk, and i'd put my money on fez (who looks like he weights about 95 lbs soaking wet)

hell after markos finishes his stint in the army maybe he'll be a threat then

Whaleboy · August 8, 2003, 07:23

I could probably batter Agathon and below. Actually, you all play civ games I could probably take you all on!!

Actually, im 5'11, ~250Ib and did aikedo for a couple of years.... some peacenik!

Richelieu · August 8, 2003, 07:36

I can draw half an angel in the snow before my tank runs out.

Sikander · August 8, 2003, 08:01

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Originally posted by Richelieu
I can draw half an angel in the snow before my tank runs out.

Hey, I'm not taking on a guy with a tank!

monkspider · August 8, 2003, 08:44

I see no one has mentioned me yet. That's alright, it's better that I remain unnoticed until I deliver the finishing blow to MtG.

SlowwHand · August 8, 2003, 09:01

Dearest Reds4ever, Korn, and Sava,
Whenever you want to test the water, let me know.
Otherwise, just keep talking. That's what you do best.

Signed,
SlowwHand, AKA Charles Bronson AKA Texas attitude.

Boris Godunov · August 8, 2003, 09:38

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Originally posted by monkspider
I see no one has mentioned me yet. That's alright, it's better that I remain unnoticed until I deliver the finishing blow to MtG.

You've established your extreme pacifism already. If someone were to start pounding on you, you'd just start trying to convert them.

Wittlich · August 8, 2003, 09:53

God!

This thread has so much testosterone, you can cut it with a knife!

Boris Godunov · August 8, 2003, 09:55

I vote for Wittlich kicking all your asses.

I said kicking, yes.

SlowwHand · August 8, 2003, 09:58

Possible. Wittlich seems like he'd be hell on wheels, if he got pissed off.

Boris Godunov · August 8, 2003, 09:59

Just keep in mind what he did to that poor sugar bowl he misplaced.

SlowwHand · August 8, 2003, 10:01

Right. Exactly.
You never see me saying anything that might upset him.
I may be ignorant, but I ain't stupid.

Al B. Sure! · August 8, 2003, 10:07

haha never noticed that skywalker quote in your signature, sloww...

reds4ever · August 8, 2003, 10:09

Quote:

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Dearest Reds4ever, Korn, and Sava,
Whenever you want to test the water, let me know.
Otherwise, just keep talking. That's what you do best.

Signed,
SlowwHand, AKA Charles Bronson AKA Texas attitude.

next time I'm in Texas I'll come and kick yo ass and make you my b1tch

SlowwHand · August 8, 2003, 10:10

Isn't it a jewel ?
He uttered it just a couple of days ago.

Whaleboy · August 8, 2003, 10:36

I'll fight you Sloww..

Rogan Josh · August 8, 2003, 10:46

I bet I could build the biggest bomb, thereby starting WWIII and killing all of you at once.