Official: Important Accoutrement

Voltaire · August 10, 2003, 03:07

The following is a list of the new positions from the new constitution... for those of you who haven't read it I suggest you do it now to find out what your job positions are all about (i.e. the responsibilities of those jobs).

Not all the jobs are taken yet, thus those who seek vacant positions please contact either myself or Comrade Kody.

And just so you know there is no need to read the entire constitution, just the part that discusses your particular job that is all... if any clarification is required come to me.

Also the Marshal and myself have discussed the possibility of a website where informations such as the powers of particular government positions, and even possibly in-game information and updates may be posted. This is currently in the planning stages, but your input would be welcomed.

And now without further adue the new government positions:

Central Continuing Committee

Chairman
Comrade Voltaire

Deputy Chairman
Comrade Jamski

Councils
Comrade Kody
~2 vacant~

People’s Congress

Censor
Comrade Vander

People’s Deputies
-to be elected-
~5 vacant~

Supreme People's Court

Magistrates
Comrade Tassadar
Comrade HongHu
Comrade Vev

Departments

Overseer of Development
Comrade Kody

Curator of Infrastructure
~1 vacant~

Conquisitor of Expansion
Comrade Rokossovky

Quaestor of Manufacturing
~1 vacant~

Quaesitor of Science
~1 vacant~

Magna Frater of Social Engineering
Comrade Octavian X

Central Military Committee

Marshal
Comrade Rokossovky

Committee for State Security

Director of State Security
Comrade Tassadar

Director of Foreign Intelligence
Comrade Vev

Director of Directory A
Comrade Tassadar

Commission of Foreign Relations

Commissioner of Foreign Relations
Comrade Kody

P.S.
The new constitution is attacked at the bottom.

Jamski · August 10, 2003, 17:39

Quote:

The new constitution is attacked at the bottom.

Aim... fire! Open fire on the new constitution! Attack at will! Charge! Fire all weapons! Engage lazer cannons!

I suppose you meant attached

I might put this on my website, if thats allowed.

-Jam

Jamski · August 10, 2003, 17:40

BTW, I can't open the attackment.

-Jam

Rokossovky · August 10, 2003, 18:14

The attackment is a word document. Voltaire will have to export it to .txt or .pdf or something.

- Rokossovky

Jamski · August 10, 2003, 19:10

/me is proud not to have microshit Word on his computer *

-Jam

Vev · August 10, 2003, 19:21

I like to be director foreign intelligence please.

Voltaire · August 11, 2003, 02:18

On another note, pointing out the mistakes of the Chairman from now on is a capital offence.

Jamski · August 11, 2003, 02:58

What mistakes? That was a deliberate subliminal message wasn't it, O great one

Or if it was a mistake, the fault was your Drone secretary. I will arrange for Vev to nerve-staple her at once.

-Jam

Vev · August 11, 2003, 03:00

You are not getting away that easily from Room 103.

Jamski · August 11, 2003, 03:09

DEPUTY CHAIRMAN : OFFICIAL MEMO

To HIVE BUDGET DEPARTMENT :

I think we can safely cut the funding for room 103 to 0.02 ec per decade. Maybe even less.

-Jam

Voltaire · August 11, 2003, 03:45

Quote:

Originally posted by Vev
I like to be director foreign intelligence please.

After careful consideration the CCC has deemed Comrade Vev the most suitable candidate for the job.

Voltaire · August 11, 2003, 03:47

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
DEPUTY CHAIRMAN : OFFICIAL MEMO

To HIVE BUDGET DEPARTMENT :

I think we can safely cut the funding for room 103 to 0.02 ec per decade. Maybe even less.

-Jam

Before you can do that you'll have to figure out the department in charge of the budget.

Voltaire · August 11, 2003, 03:48

The constitution in all its glory can be found here.

Nubclear · August 11, 2003, 06:59

PUBLICK ANNOUNCEMENT

THE CSS HAS DETERMINED THAT JAMSKI IS A THREAT TO STATE SECURITY AND SHOULD RECIEVE TRAINING IN ROOM 103 FOR A 72 HOUR PERIOD.
THAT IS ALL.

Jamski · August 11, 2003, 13:50

Unfortunalty, when I got to room 103 as requested, they turned me away, claiming that "budget cuts" meant they were too short-staffed to give me the required 72 hours training. They offered me 6 and a half minutes next Friday, but only if they can get a temporary employee to do some overtime.

-Jam

Snowflake · August 11, 2003, 13:55

Comrade HongHu has expressed her intention of doing some volunteer work since her official duty is over. She also stated that she can be an excellent trainer.

Jamski · August 11, 2003, 13:57

Would it be acceptable if I got my re-training from Comrade HongHu in her spare time? Since room 103 just don't seem to be up to speed at the moment...

-Jam

Snowflake · August 11, 2003, 14:27

Never thought that half a dozen nerve staplers could be this heavy! Phew!
/me wipes of sweat from her face.

Vander · August 11, 2003, 15:27

I offer my humble services to the Glorious Human Hive in the positions of either Censor or People's Deputy or the People's Congress.

Now if I just new what they did...

Voltaire · August 11, 2003, 16:15

Quote:

Originally posted by Vander
I offer my humble services to the Glorious Human Hive in the positions of either Censor or People's Deputy or the People's Congress.

Now if I just new what they did...

Quote:

Article 6a [People’s Congress]
(1) The People’s Congress of the Hiverian Solidified Socialist Republic is the supreme civil legislative body of the Human Hive. Composed of elected representatives of the People of the Human Hive it functions to bring the voice of the People to the Central Continuing Committee.

(2a) The People’s Congress has the right to:
-preside over foreign negotiations;
-set the state budget;
-set development policies;
-issue orders to the Department of Development; &
-compose draft laws.

(2b) The People’s Congress has the duties of:
-ensuring that the decisions of the Department of Development are rational within the context of the in-game rules;
-providing in-game information, calculations, and strategies for use by the Central Continuing Committee in their decision making process;
-voting on proposed bills;
-ensuring that all laws abide by the constitution; &
-watching over the Department of Development to ensure that all actions are in the best interests of the State.

Article 6b [Censor]
(1) The People’s Congress shall be headed by a Censor who is to be elected upon the first meeting of a People’s Congress and who is to preside over all meetings of the People’s Congress.

(2a) The Censor has the right to:
-veto any decision of the People’s Congress; &
-have his 2 votes in the People’s Congress.

(2b) The Censor has the duties of:
-challenging all statistics and figures put forth by the People’s Congress to ensure their validity;
-providing a counter-argument to all proposals by the People’s Congress in order to fully explore all issues;
-ensuring that all possible in-game information has been provided by the People’s Congress so as to facilitate the in-game decision making process of the Central Continuing committee;
-vetoing all incorrect decisions by the People’s Congress;
-ensuring the People’s Congress abide by the constitution, the will of the People, and in the best interests of the State; &
-taking responsibility for all decisions by the People’s Congress.

(3) The nullification of the Veto will require 2/3 of the votes in the People’s Congress, excluding the vote of the Censor.

Jamski · August 11, 2003, 17:01

Actually, I think I'll have to postpone our appointment, dear Comrade HongHu.

/me looks nervously at a sweating HongHu carrying many, many, many nervestaplers *

-Jam

Nubclear · August 11, 2003, 18:39

Vev · August 11, 2003, 19:30

All those glorious nervestaplers. Isn't that sight beautiful?

Snowflake · August 11, 2003, 23:09

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
Actually, I think I'll have to postpone our appointment, dear Comrade HongHu.

* Jamski looks nervously at a sweating HongHu carrying many, many, many nervestaplers *

-Jam

That wouldn't be necessary, dear Deputy Chairman Jamski.
/me looks at the two Crimson Guards standing behind Jamski.
Comrades, please make sure Deputy Chairman Jamski arrives Room 103 safely.
Crimson Guards: YES GENERAL HONGHU!
HongHu: Comrades, how many times have I told you to call me Comrade HongHu?
Crimson Guards: FIVE TIMES, GENERAL HONGHU!

Vev · August 11, 2003, 23:53

Excellent. Lack of funding means Room 103 is a bit ill-furnished, but well-stocked due to the generously donated nervestaplers.

Jamski · August 12, 2003, 02:55

Shame that the lock on the door was pawned to raise some funds.

/me waltzes off to the rec commons with the Crimson Guards for a Xenobeer or two.

-Jam

Vev · August 12, 2003, 09:33

Unfortunately there it was not a rec commons rather a mindworm pit. In Jamski's drugged state he thought the tanks of mindworms were giant kegs of Xenobeer.

Snowflake · August 12, 2003, 09:42

I let him go because it is really hard to bring enlightment to a person who is in such state, but the training will be continued in due time, so be assured Comrade Vev.

Jamski · August 12, 2003, 11:54

/me obliviously drinks mindworms *

Hmm, nice Xenobeer

-Jam

Vander · August 12, 2003, 17:40

So how do I go about being appointed to either of the positions in the People's Congress?